Have shield equipped

>have shield equipped
>use alchemy bench
>fly through the ceiling
>cancel
>fall to death
>lose a half hour of progress

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That's what happens when you mess with the devil's brew.

thats been fixed fuckboi get better memes

How do I into alchemy?

It's a realistic depiction of medieval life, your cucked soybrain wouldn't understand. Maybe if you were a based black man instead you'd get it.

learn to read, buy recipes, make potions

>alchemy
AHAHAHHAAHA

>use the devil's wicked knowledge to brew a foul potion
>the contents of the bitter brew evoke the ire of the Lord GOD, who smites you verily for your heretical insolence
>your fate will serve as a morality teaching lesson for all, so they will know to not engage in godless alchemy

AMEN

henry was saved by alchemy and an apothecary after runt kicked his ass.
check mate

Go to the scribe to learn to read
Buy some potion recipes and the poison recipe
Win every single fight

?

A heathen and a woman saved Henry from the fate that God Himself deemed him to have.
Henry can't even commit suicide because he'd go to Hell. The only solution is to die with honour in battle.

No it hasn't, it literally just happened.

>alchemy bench
That's new. What I had was

>Runt round 1
>teleporting about the place because the devs apparently wanted an interactive unwinnable fight with no regard to combat mechanics
>realise shield is unequipped as Runt starts WHIRRRRing me into his club
>equip it in inventory
>this happens

Have they patched the game yet?

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That user thinks alchemy wasn't/isn't real. He is laughing because he is ignorant. Just ignore the fool.

But... It was.. It was the precursor to modern science and the scientific method..

How stupid can a person be?

I meant in the game, dipshit.

So I found this horse just standing around in a bandit camp and it's miles better than Pebbles, is there any way I can actually own this horse or can you only own horses that you can buy?

>been doing nothing but main quest, just after horse genocide
>go do a sidequest and take a walk with Theresea
>that_was_nice.jpg and ride along road to see rest of map outside being railroaded
>Bandits! Get knocked off horse, stand up in midair, walk to hilly area in hopes I'll 'snap' back into the games grid or whatever, fall into the abyss and lost half an hour
>reload autosave, have to take a walk with Theresea
>go other way to explore to not go into hilly area in hopes of being delivered from the bugs
>nope
>another bandit encounter makes me bug out when I get attacked from a second band around the corner while inside the loot table and exiting made me look into the sky unable to do anything
>reload same autosave
>Decide 'fuck it' and go back to main questline, not allowed nice things I guess
>get to town to find limp-man but before I get too far in hear "THIEF!" and see two NPCs running
>kill the thief and start looting him to see if theres a key "pouch" item to give to the villager inching my way
>engages me in conversation mid loot screen making me, once a-fucking-gain, look directly into the sky unable to do jack shit
>last chance
>reload same autosave for the last time
>go to town again
>same "THIEF!" but fuck it, and this game, go full Skyrim and head straight for icon on my compass, all other things are forever off limits apparently
>see cutscene
>start to talk to dude for investigation
>game crashes while loading the convo

What the fuck is this unfinished, bug ridden, untested, piece of shit and why does it get nothing but praise when I am 100% certain they've had the same shitty experience?

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>Pebbles never got killed
>Whistle for him
>Never shows up anymore

Buggy shit game.

kickstarter funded.

>playing without save mod
You were literally asking for it, did you think all the posts about bugs were a fucking meme?
Just install save mod, and save like a fucking fiend.

OP here. I didn't experience any glitches during that part. The alchemy bullshit was the first time I died outside of combat.
Not on pc.

>claiming a pcfag doesn't quicksave every 4 steps in a game

I don't believe any pcfags claiming they lose more than 10 minutes of progress, gonna be honest.

80 hours with 1 and a quarter playthroughs here. Literally experienced zero crashes and the one time I went up in the air I got back on my horse. None of the other bugs you're talking about either. Others weren't so lucky but the last patch fixed almost everything.

OKAY here's something that really gets me tho WHY does my shield always unequip its self. I've gotten into the habit of checking to make sure it's there before every fight cause it keeps deciding it doesn't want to be used anymore.

Also related my round 1 with runt had him fucking teleport behind me fist of the north star style so i thought that it might be actually winnable until the rest of the story happened.

game only saves if you sleep in your bed/bathhouse or drink a save potion which are limited at the start

>game has many game-breaking bugs
>game limits your saves

you get to pick one or the other, sorry. not buying this game, maybe in a few years when it's dirt cheap, too bad since I like everything else about it, but limiting my ability to save for literally no reason other than to try and be hardcore is a dealbreaker.

??? I thought this was historically accurate why is there alchemy??

When you use a torch it takes up the shield slot so unequips it

the idea is to not be able save scum before every decision, which imo is a good thing.
you can definitely wait with playing the game tho, was fun for me for 30h but I stopped

>buy a simple recipe, such as the marigold decoction
>learn to read (might not be required, not sure)
>mass produce til level 10
>autobrew to 13
>sell the potions and use the funds to purchase a horse, then more recipes

Easy gold at this point, you just autobrew everything and sell it to most everyone. The best potion to sell is probably the Vitality Potion, since it uses easily obtainable mats and sells for a good price. If you ever run out of mats just go around and pick flowers for 5 minutes and you'll be filled to the brim.

The problem is there is (or was, haven't played since release) so many bugs that even the people suffering from them weren't getting the same shit. I didn't see pic related mentioned anywhere and only found I wasn't suffering alone when someone took a screencap of theirs

Game was fucked, but anyone that wanted it to be good would have looked in and seen people screaming broken with no rhyme or reason

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Nice bait stupid

>tfw the most annoying bug I had was Radzig walking back to Rattay instead of triggering a cutscene and Hans disappearing in the epilogue ride
I don't if I'm just lucky, doing something very right or doing something wrong but I almost never suffer from well-known bugs. Even Beth games don't tend to glitch out beyond the usual ragdoll collision stuff. What am I doing wrong? I just want some funny shit to happen.

this will haunt me in my dreams

Haven't had a single bug except the plague quest loop which was just patched. I bought the game two weeks ago. I honestly don't know what people are complaining about, game works fine for me. Might be cause I'm not a pleb rig or a shit console.

> that "bug" in the image
You obviously downloaded the nudity mod. Otherwise that bug isn't possible. Good going perv.

update your pirated copy kid.

Same, no wonder his wife turns to cradle snatching

Sure thing la'

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brah there was save mod like day 1 to let you save as often as you like.

Still can’t wait to play it on the ps4. Hoping the shipped disks come with the updAtes eventually before I buy it

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People in KCD don't have nipples. They all have loose fitting white shirts. You wouldn't have that bug because those textures don't exist without mods. Just admit you are a fag and wanted to see Henry's dick.

PIRATE FAG , UPDATE came out and now you can save , fucking faggot , go buy the game and then COMPLAIN stupid mongoloid

pretty much stopped playing it because I couldn't advance on the main quest due to some bug. I heard they released a patch but by now I lost all interest.

Because a pube trail you'll never see is fine but nipples are a step too far. Yuro devs amirite

Just save often. I know it sounds like the game has ridiculously limited saves but you've effectively got free saves in most towns, consumable saves you can use on the go available there for a price, and autosaves for quests. Even if the game's barely patched and shits itself at a bad time, you're losing a half hour max if you don't get too comfortable

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>PIRATE FAG , UPDATE came out and now you can save

Anywhere? That's a shame. I wasn't opposed to the saving system, actually quite liked it. Gave a proper sense of danger to encounters you don't often get in arpgs, when shit went south in this I fucking legged it

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>WAH WAH WAH WAH WAH

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holy shit I know what I'm gonna do with bandits now

>pull over for a random encounter
>i challenge thee good sir to a duel!
>sure why not
>knight proceeds to spam master strikes
welp

its just save and quit. you cant savescum with it

It was an accident desu, I put a gorillion shrooms on his unconscious body to see what I was taking off him and how it was affecting encumbrance. Then the cunt woke up and ran off before I finished

Don't mind that anywhere near as much then. Burned through quite a few bottles just coming off the game

>played 23 hours since I got the game Sunday
>no bugs aside from occasionally getting my horse stuck on fences
>only real problem is that textures/models take a while to load, which is more of an optimization thing than a bug
What kind of strange machines are you guys running on?

Did someone cut his reins? Take them off of him. Also try sleeping or fast traveling. I had a similar problem (but with a better horse) and that worked.

You can if you go way out of your way, but at that point just give yourself free console schnapps.

>literally the best game in years
>only problem is bugs and no crafting system
>made by nobodies
Bethesda blown the fuck out

>romance Theresa
>exactly three dates then fug
>afterwards no repeatable date or sex scene, literally nothing to do with the character that couldn't be done before
Who decided this was okay?

Maybe your rig sucks balls cause i havent suffered such devastating glitches. Maybe try turning down your graphics settings or some thing.

Im also kinda bummed with the update fix patch as it fixed the shop glitch where the shop keepers money increased every time you traded with him now the shopkeepers are all poor fags. It took 2 diif towns to sell all my loot i collected.

Im also in the monastary and have punished and thrown in prison 2 days in a row for not following the chores of the monastary.

>no matter how hard you try, no one gets a good ending
>things are destined to only get worse
Being Henry is suffering.

Maybe you settle down and have kids in the ending credits.

They dropped the bomb with romance in this game

There should be an option where you continue to cuck Lord Divish and in the ending it is implied that Lady Stephanie is carrying your son and parades it as Divish's spawn instead

As for Theresa there should be a feel good ending with her where Henry introduces her to his real dad and they marry

>Spend two hours making Henry not a broke loser in Skilletz
>Glitch on a fence and go flying halfway to Talmberg
>Game crashes
>mfw

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ho fcku oyu

>want to not be a broke loser
>just kill bandits
One camp of them can net you like a thousand brouzouf.

>Looting corpses
THE WORLD’S GONE TO SHIT

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Skyrim-lite

>playing the game according to good Christian values
They tell you that you should but the mechanics don't actually support this. Not to mention one of the first quests makes you a debtor and encourages you to dig up a grave to get out of it.

>lite
This word doesn't mean what you think it means.

I tried doing the OP Skallitz trick

Even without the Kunesh exploit it took me 2 hours to pick all the flowers to boost my Herbalism to 13 and another hour to pick all the locks and even then I missed one very hard lock and there are houses where I literally cannot trespass because there are women knitting in plain sight

13 Herbalism
4 Stealth
7 Lockpicking
2 Unarmed
8 Strength
2 Warfare
2 Agility
2 Vitality

There's nothing to do in Talmberg but pick locks and even at that point there are two very hard chests that require you to be a higher level but it was enough to put my lockpicking from 7 to 9 and stealth from 4 to 7 since you can boost your stealth skill by knocking out sleeping people as long as they're alone

>One of the first quests that is entirely optional
Pay the debt and get on with your life of service. You can explicitly tell that old fart to fuck off with his grave robbing and get the quest off your list.
The measure of a good Christian isn’t not being exposed to temptation and evil, but being able to turn away from it. It’s why the Vatican is the height of hypocrisy.

what the fuck

>optional
It's not optional to disobey your lord and return to your home after the attack.

No one would care if you looted a bandit or an enemy soldier. They aren't even considered people.

Everything before Runt is the prologue and doesn't count.

>the prologue, the thing which tells the beginning of the story and introduces the main character, doesn't tell you anything about what kind of character he is

Whatever, nigga. Sir Radish is an ugly fook anyway.
Besides, Henry is a genuine protagonist. He grows and changes over the game. Burying his parents was good intentions marred by his lack of experience with the real world.
Burying your parents because of literal nightmares isn’t exactly the same as digging up a dead man to pay a debt.
God is the only Lord.

God cares.

You need to be on the good side of all three millers because they are fences.

you can sell stolen goods to regular vendors too, can't you?

>needing fences

Yeah but they will buy yours at lower prices and not all of them will take in and launder your stolen goods.

Your reputation also takes a hit if you sell stolen goods at regular merchants.

Why would I need fences?

>want to craft potions
>alchemy bitch in the woods wants me to leave
>keeps waking up and nagging while I craft
>fire an arrow into the hut while she sleeps
>wakes up and runs off screaming for a guard

am I in trouble or can I keep making brews

BURN THE WITCH

This. Just go in and kill her while she sleeps.

>Successfully read children's tale
>Teacher immediately throws latin at you
They did not fuck around with education back then

All the bandits in every camp run the fuck away after I've killed one or two.

Then kill them while mounted?

You'll probably be fine. I've robbed people on the road plenty of times and while they'll run off screaming all kinds of shit if I'm caught, nothing ever comes of it