*scary ass growling*

>*scary ass growling*

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RYE!

*skeets you*
heh, nothing personnel hunter

>*insert hunter meme reskin here*

>Barns
>No Bile or Pipe Bombs
>No Adrenaline
>Expert
just what the fuck do you even do in this situation?

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I'm more scared by the jockey's laugh because you can at least shove hunters consistently

*pounces you for 25 point damage from across the map*

Heh...too easy

i don't remember this game came out like a hundred years ago

Use the Infected as a bouce pad to get onto the roofs and then use them again to stand ontop of the scaffolding where they can't reach you during the crescendo :^)

Spitters were easily the best new zombie in l4d2. prive me wrong.

i preferred chargers. slapping for 10hp a hit and decently tanky

*Mike Patton noises*

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>dies instantly after
>charge melee does 20 damage per hit

>Nearly 10 yrs old

Jesus christ
It's still fun to come back to every once in a while

Met some fags that tried turning it into a competitive game tho

>when you spit on a group that's caught in common infected
>they frantically mash m2 to get out

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>just what the fuck do you even do in this situation?
die, because on anything above normal that crescendo is fucking impossible without a bile or pipe

>*coughs violently*
>*yanks you into the horde*
nothing personell survivors

>tfw you will never cuddle a hunter
rip in peace my aching heart

l4d2 was more fun on hard with zero special infected.

on easy, special infected still ate bullets like candy, but it felt less bullshit.

i still will only play custom mutations without special infected, it feels like a much better version.

>covered in blisters and rashes
>constantly growling like he's trying to spit phlegm
>probably smells like bodily waste and blood
>doesn't cut his fingernails
>hook nose
you're not missing out on much, pre infection the hunter was probably the kind of guy to hang around a gas station asking people if they have a spare cigarette and loudly cat calling high schoolers

that makes things really easy though. protags are really powerful in comparison to zombies in general.

He only growls when he's about to pounce actually. He's the only zombie to be completely silent normally

not when its on hard and hordes have 4x the size and all ammo/drops are next to non existent.

WHERE THE FUCK IS MY LEFT 4 DEAD 3

GABE

FUCK YOU, WHY DONT YOU MAKE THIRD GAMES

This, the shove timing for Jockeys is fucking weird.
Genreally i think you need to do it earlier.

It has been confirmed to have been development at some point a dozen times, it's currently up in he air as to whether it is cancelled or not though

It's stupid as fuck and I am certain they did it on purpose to try to discourage soloing, you need to face really precisely and shove before he even jumps and if you time it wrong you're fucked

>implying blood smells bad

DING DING DING

the infected are pretty much rotting alive as of left 4 dead 2, I really don't think their blood would smell good

That's not how infections work, user.

this reminds me of old posts trying to connect the special infected to the seven sins. l4d d e e p lore was somethin else

that's some sperglord shit right there

even expert realism is easy if you know what you're fucking doing...get good

go cut open a dude with necrosis and tell me how good he smells

some of it actually kind of fit well and some of it was stupid as fuck

>implying blood smells good

Are infected now posting on Sup Forums?

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fuck off hunter
sweatshirt wearing wuss

>one chance at life
>mutate into a boomer

>chad gets to be a tank

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Mike is just the best

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>your bile gets extracted and used on him by survivors

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>he doesn't want to vomit all over normies while the former chads and former stacies are forced to reeee at them and attack your spew
>he doesn't want to be lord of the normies

>playing expert
>shove hunter
>move in for melee kill
>he swipes me while he is staggered for 40 damage

fuck this buggy zombie

You just need to aim upward, no?

why live...

/r/ing an mspaint hunter typing that

What would happen if an asymptomatic survivor got impregnated by an infected? What about ge oher way around? The infected are still alive so it can be assumed bodily functions like semen production still are working. Of course you'd have to directly pump it out of their balls because I would imagine infected are too sick to get an erection.

Would it be stillborn? Born infected? Born normally?

Would infected reqct to sexual stimuli at all? They feel pain and are still sapient human beings.I wonder if CEDA tried something like this. Would sex with an infected me considered rape? Could they consent, or is it just a grey area like animals? I would be interested in fucking a restrained infected to help further knowledge of the Green Flu and serve humanity. Anyone else?

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why even live indeed

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>female
what are you, gay?

It'd be born normally, unless the infection has rewritten their genetic code.

Babbies are formed from mummy genes and daddy genes. Unless the daddy genes have been changed to be not human but still human enough to mesh with the mummy genes, the babby will be a human.

>girl (female)
Look at this cakeboy.

QUEER!

fag

Gross

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Post the cute boy version of this, please.

>tfw i have a really qt hunter pic but i'm in a public library and can't look it up

>tfw he will never pin you down and rip your clothes to pieces like an animal

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I think there's a part in the comic where a male hunter rails the girls but I wont bother to crop that

The gene or whatever that makes people immune to the infection is passed down by the father, so they'd probably be infected.

my name is hunter...

Are you cute?

Please be in BRISBANE.

pls

Which infected would you want to be? Assume you're still mentally you, just physically changed

hunter, he's got potentially the most fun abilities of all of them

It's not going to happen, since Valve just wants to cashcow microtransactions from Dota and CS:GO, and all the workforce there is a horrible mess, like in highschool, so if you were bullied sperg in school, same happens there as well.

>runs around a corner and disappears
heh...

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>shoot him several times at point blank range
>he shrugs it off and runs into an alley and despawns

>hit him with a police club once
>instagib

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wrong

TAAAAAANK!

>hide at top of DC finale as spitter
>spit down at car constantly

>you will never be pounced by the hunter
>he will never violently tear off your clothes and mount you, growling in your ear all the while
>you will never hear his voice hitch and then rise with pleasure as he slides himself inside you and roughly pumps you from behind
>he will never spurt thick ropes of his warm infected seed deep within you, marking you as his forever
it's a sad life

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>whole specialninfected team is dead
>spectating you as the hunter
>*misses pounce*
>you have been locked from the server

>L4D1 versus
>Using the spawning bug to be a permanently crouched hunter moving at standing speed, can't pounce tho
>Just zooming along the ground, totally silent, scratching niggas in the legs for 10 damage a pop

>*scary ass-growling*

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;~;

upward and to the left, i think

>REEEEEEEEEE

Nah bro chargers were the best

>those sick cliff kills

yea, use your fucking guns. the only reason shit is hard is because no one has the awareness to shoot things dead. when you have a team that actually kills, then everything feels like easy mode.

good luck finding that with randoms.

>try to find a l4d2 game now
>it's nothing but cringey hentai game modes

custom servers were a mistake

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Man, where's the mod to play as TF2 characters in the game? I feel like that would be fun as fuck.

I mean, it would probably also be easy as shit, but whatever

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I enjoyed those matches where you manage to snipe spits from afar and manage to evade the enemy's shots every time while making bank in points. Spitter was definitely my favorite to play as. Hell sometimes the enemy team would get annoyed or rage at me for surviving that long as a spitter which was good.

Don't attack alone, you noob.

holy fuck, imagine stockpiling heads as demoknight and soloing a tank

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>*ass growling*

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did you ever have go-to survivors anons?
Bill and Coach for me

>players: please fix our game
>devs: *does nothing*

>players: please balance our game
>devs: *does nothing*

>devs: *ruins game*
>players: we never asked you to do that

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I hear a hunter..

>left 4 dead and left 4 dead 2 are almost 10 years old

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I like all the l4d survivors equally so i generally can't really even be assed to choose between them and just leave it on default/random. I love them all

L4D2 survivors also grew on me too but I'll still pick Ellis over the rest

>The infected are still alive so it can be assumed bodily functions like semen production are still working

Nigga how do you infer that? Their bodily structure is breaking down to the point where a fucking guitar can decapitate them.

>Would it be stillborn? Born infected? Born normally?
The infection would either kill the child in the womb or the egg wouldn't fertilize
Plus the woman in question would most likely be infected too

>We never got this mod

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>*scary ass growling*
You mean farting?

I could never do it.
I'm too logic for it. Because it only works if you melee when he is far away and it wouldn't even hit visually. You always fail when you do it while he is infront of you, where it would actually work in reality.

>die, because on anything above normal that crescendo is fucking impossible without a bile or pipe
Not true. It's hard as fuck, but I've done it years ago when I was still playing

>tfw missing consecutive pounces
>RRRAWWW- RRRAWWWW- RAWWWWW

Sauce?

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