Just got this package

Just got this package

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Is that the stuff that turns you into a troon ?

Are you a nigger and live in austin? By all means open her up please

they make dragon dildo bottles now?

>even the box is aesthetic
What can't they do?

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>20% daily nutrition
>20g protein

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Is it video games?

Nope

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OH MY GOD JC, A BOMB

It's Sup Forums culture

it tastes breddy good

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>couldn't open it by hand

resist the urge to look like a butch girl with green hair pls STOP

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If you count cosmo started drinking this stuff before turning into an emaciated zombie.

>the fucking bolt cutter
kek

>that pliers

>those crowbar

It's hard to open, they never used to be so hard to open, and I'm an avid drinker of soylent

Is soylent the new dragon dildoes?

>pliers on the cap
10/10

>Using a pneumatic drill

Stop your meme shitposting

sage and reported

God I wish that was me.

What are your thoughts on the whole 'soy=estrogen' thing? do you not believe it, or not care?

i hope you're enjoying your switch

>being a soy in 2011+7

I've seen evidence that drinking soylent lowers your test. Theres a guy who only drank it for a month and got blood tests before and after. I could show you if you want.

Should have put a Switch into the frame for perfect meme value.

subtlety is important

What, you think 100g isn't enough for a normal lifestyle?

hi soyboy

>switch
>without the neckbeard meme face

even women can open a fuckin bottle user

That's a pretty good flavor but I don't think this belongs on a video game board.

Reported.

*blocks your path*
youtube.com/watch?v=XYXkHIsslD0&t=551s

Well at least you got the only good flavor. Vanilla and cafe chai taste like Satan's salty asshole

>+7

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>soylent

Can I get a quick rundown?

Soy is actually good for you.

"Cacao" triggers me the most. it sounds like some numale gasping for air.

>soy is actually good for traps
FTFY

ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pubmed/19524224

Stop calling left-wingers Soyboys.

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I'm glad xenogears warned me about this stuff.

>le ncbi meme
kys reddit

perfect

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Okay, because of the other stuff in this thread, i need to see it

When is anybody actually too busy or too lazy to eat actual food? What is the use case for this stuff?

Wot n retardation

Soy is simply the new tofu. Wait a couple more years after vegans go nuts over a new pretentious sounding substitute food.

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Give quiche a chance

Youre killing me
and yourself

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>the pliers

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I thought soy and tofu were the same thing

Fucking lol, is that guy for real?

No, someone from Sup Forums made that thread so they could take that screenshot.

the absolute state of white american men, no shit we are taking over, getting rid of the white pig will be glorious

I assume he meant soylent cuz yeah tofu is soy based.

This. Wh*toids should bow before us.

>buying bottles instead of the powder
How does it feel to be a fucking retard OP?

I eat this shit usually one meal a day. Ask me anything, Sup Forums.

Hi, Jordan Peterson here.
My advice? Simple:
1. Clean your room
2. Sort yourself out.
3. Stop browsing Sup Forums, this is an Anti-Semitical website. Stop blaming the Jews, they are God's Chosen people and victims of the horrific Holocaust.
4. Get a job.
5. Find a nice girl. Date her. When it's appropriate, get on one bent knee, and ask her to marry you. Make sure the ring is a real diamond, and that the diamond is from a Conflict-Free source.
6. Have an expensive wedding to prove your status and your wife's value.
7. Impregnate your wife.
8. Continue going to work. Pay your taxes
9. Whilst your wife is at home "taking care of the kids" make sure you leave her alone. If she decides to call Jamal over for a cup of tea and friendly chat, she is perfectly free to do so. Just because she's your wife, doesn't mean you own her body. She is still the boss of her life and the home. If she wants to drop off the kids at a babysitter and go see Jamal at a "gloryhole" then you should be absolutely OK with that, bucko.
10. Continue working until you either die of illness, or you retire at age 72 with a social security pension that won't be enough to support you during old age.
11. Die.
12. Oh by the way, your daughter will fuck niggers, and your wife will get impregnated by Jamal and then divorce you, but you'll have to pay spousal and child support anyway.

Enjoy your life, kiddo. Remember to thank me by watching my videos!

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I can never get as good a consistency with the powder.

How big are your man boobs?

did you switch to powder because you couldn't open the bottles anymore?

THOSE AREN'T PLIERS YOU GOD DAMN FUCKING YANKS.

THEY'RE A SHIFTING SPANNER OR A MULTIGRIP.

it's over, you're gonna transform into a speedrunner next morning

Alright nice work OP that was pretty funny

WHATS IN THE BOOOOOX

Fuck you, almost chocked from laughing

Use a blender.

Flat chested :(

No, I switched to powder because it's easier to store. Me and my partner already have eight bajillion empty tubs from his protein powder so I just put it in those.

Also bottles are more expensive I think. It's been a while since I bought any.

And I don't want to store liquids, and our fridge is too small.

It's a thing that has been around for decades, in other forms of shakes and bars

Was it really unexpected that people who push the soy meme would rather post images they already have than make their own?

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lol fag

scivation.com/soy-story-2012-01/

>While soy protein may not cause the spiral crash in testosterone levels as previously thought, it appears that it can impair anabolism if over-consumed. I’m not saying you should never ever consume soy. In moderate amounts it is most likely fine. But if you’re looking to supplement with a protein powder, whey is most likely preferable to your goals given that many of the health benefits from soy can also be obtained by using whey protein, which is significantly more anabolic as well (14,17-19).

>going to extremes is retarded
Who da thunk it

>Sup Forums - videogames and soy

I'd rather be gay than alone.

>Nobody noticing the Edge Crush

>that screwdriver

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Where did you order it?

Honestly, bottled food is the fucking sci-fi we've been waiting for.
Is it cost effective comparing to normal food?

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obligatory

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have any of you ever drank soy milk? its actually good. not even memeing or anything

RIP faggot

It's alright, almond milk is alot more enjoyable

>implying salts bad for you

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man up

damn thats gay as fuck

>muh protein supplements
They're a fucking scam.

Gram for gram, minced fucking beef is cheaper than protein supplements.

Just eat more food you fucking ladyboy. You need the calories anyway if you're bulking hard enough to actually need that much protein.

Good job misreading "If you have high blood pressure or heart disease, talk to your doctor about salt" retard

Meat cost varies wildly regionally, and protein supplements require little to no preparation and is compact. Although this is completely besides the point he's making.

and gram for gram mince has much more fat and is much harder to prepare and consume.

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>Meat cost varies wildly regionally
What are you, a fucking peasant? Who can't afford meat? If anything, we eat too much meat.

You're right about the compactness but for the money you save you could buy a whole trunk freezer. We literally have a trunk freezer we use to store meat cuts.

Fat = free calories.
It's not harder to prepare, you literally just cook it.

But you don't even have to buy minced beef. If you go to any butcher you can buy whole haunches and just carve off what you're going to eat.

google "does soy make men feminine"
oh my what is this? varying results based on politics without any real cardinal truths.
>Article 1: Soy doesn't make men feminine, science says, by Liberal author
>Article 2: Soy makes men feminine, man boob, physically weak, science says, by Right leaning author
>Article 3: repeats article 1
>Article 4: repeats article 2
Hmm, who warned me of this happening

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its not harder to prepare than just putting a scoop in some water and shaking?