What kinda shit game you retards talked me into buying?
>easy as fuck
>no open world
>no quests from npcs
>no cool weapons
>no towers to climb
>over after 5 hours
>omg its totes comfy gais
What the actual fuck is this game doing in this day and age?
Neo Nintendo
should of kept there easy to learn impossible to master mantra to make games last longer than a day
i remember when bait had more effort put into it
I remember when there was no such thing as the word bait and people could actually complain about shit things with points and reasonings
>easy as fuck
>over after 5 hours
These points are still valid
>talked me into buying?
No one talked you into buying it. You're dumb enough to not have been in the threads for the past couple of months to realize beforehand how bad this is compared to past installments
>realize beforehand how bad this is compared to past installments
Kirby has always been the same since the 90s. Anyone expecting challenging game modes or new mechanics is a fool.
Kirby has always been easy as fuck. Why would anyone expect otherwise?
>Expecting a Kirby to be challenging AND long
It's almost like you've never played a Kirby game before AND you let other people influence you into buying something you have never played before.
>can’t have any bad games if the franchise is mediocre
At least you Kirby boys have the gall to admit your game is shite
I remember when kirby games had more effort put into it
How dare you say that Nintendo has put the same effort into their games ever since the nes.
>no open world
>no quests from npcs
>no cool weapons
>no towers to climb
>not bait
I was hoping it might still have a decent collection of minigames too, since there's no original party games on Switch yet, but nope.
My main reason for not purchasing is still
>no coop
It's a game based around playing with your friends and coop actions, none of my friends I used to play videogames with as a kid play anymore not to mention one one "visits" each others houses for gaming, all my friends I'd like to play with are far away, stupid decision that I'm sure they'll get right one day, but for now no jewbux from me
>*No ONLINE coop
I mean
You bought the wrong game, and even the wrong platform
It's called a " 2.5D platformer" OP
Is this a bait thread or a Kirby thread
I want a Kirby thread. Where else can I talk about Lord Hyness and Morpho Knight?
You should've bought it with a money back guarantee!
>I remember when there was no such thing as the word bait
Yeah, when we just called it "trolling."
>complain about shit things with points and reasonings
Please use some then, because so far yeah, you're just trolling, no one ever said Kirby had any of the things you mentioned