Duck in gamestop.
Duck in gamestop
Luke Davis
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Jack Lopez
What game is he looking for?
Isaac Rivera
Quack
Samuel Collins
Good thread
Dominic Thompson
he ducc
Leo Morales
>goes straight for the guides
what a casual
Isaac Perez
>going straight to the guides
Fucking casual duck
Jacob James
I always thought McQuack was a pelican. You can't really make a bird with a big chin without them looking like a pelican.
Cameron Gray
Easton Ross
>Posting pleb ducks
Absolutely disgusting
Luke Robinson
Now that's a duck
Gabriel Bennett
Post top tier ducks
Caleb Foster
Oh man, what did that duck do?
Robert Harris
That duck could fuck any duck it wants to.
Lincoln Scott
came for games
Levi Diaz
>T H I C C D U C C
Michael Adams
I love duck. They're very tasty.
Anthony Ortiz
What a cute face.
Why are only humans that turn hideous when overweight?
Julian Mitchell
What game is this?
Gabriel Lopez
That is a very handsome duck
Xavier Lewis
dumb duck lmao
what are you even doing there??
you're a duck, you can't play videogames.
Ayden Fisher
Reminder that ducks have cockscrew penises.
Anthony Howard
Why are ducks the best video games sidekicks?
Jaxson Hughes
what rpg has the most loot-heavy ducks?
Nolan Ross
Isaac Carter
Gabriel Hughes
Interesting
Grayson Jenkins
Logan Wood
>worked at a hotel
>ducks hung out on the flat roof since it was high, warm, and pretty safe
>shit everywhere but didn't bother anybody
>seagulls move in
>eat a bunch of the baby ducks
>drive the adult ducks off
>shit everywhere AND harass guests/employees
>cant even get on the roof to do work sometimes because they will mob you
>cant kill them because of bird laws so we just try to make them uncomfortable with balloons and fake owls and shit, which doesn't work very well
>crows start showing up
>the seagulls are bigger but theres a lot more crows
>one day come to work and all the seagulls are gone and there are dozens of crows on the roof just hanging out
>theyre pretty cool and would sometimes leave shiny "presents" in the planters out front
fuck seagulls
Kayden Fisher
HOLY FUCK THAT IS TOO CUTE
Jaxson Brooks
>>theyre pretty cool and would sometimes leave shiny "presents" in the planters out front
what
Lucas Hill
crows are based
Juan Rogers
why do ducks look so happy
look at him, the instant he got his footsies on the dude's hand he's like :)
Lucas Fisher
Why is Alyx in hell?
Parker Hall
Crows are pretty smart, like shiny things, and will give you gifts if you feed them.
Jackson King
>eat a bunch of the baby ducks
Henry Richardson
Josiah Barnes
based crows teaching the fucking seagulls their place
Brandon Reyes
If you train a flock of crows to steal shiny things from people for you, are you the one held liable if caught receiving the shinies?
Ryan Clark
Because the bitch got BTFO by /ourguy/ launchpad
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Thomas Garcia
I didn't know that
thank you
Benjamin Moore
Probably not. They'd have to prove that you trained them to do that
You'd probably get in trouble for feeding them though
Carter Young
No but it's not like you could train them to do that either.
Noah Watson
Why would you get in trouble for feeding them? I thought the laws against birds were don't kill them (except starlings)
Josiah Price
how the fuck
James Moore
Most of it would be useless metal objects or shiny plastic wrappers. But you can score a jackpot of jewelry and cash.
Corvids are best bird bros you can have, they are smart enough to think of you as a friend and are overall just one of the most intelligent animals around.
Connor Roberts
Does anyone still play this game?
Jonathan Rogers
quick, someone post the mcdonalds fries crow guy
Andrew Taylor
Kotor 2
Nathan Nguyen
>Walking home from work one morning a few years ago
>Dead of winter
>Bunch of crows on the side of the road picking up bits of snow to melt
>Except for this one crow that would jump on top of the more spherical chunks of snow and hop on them until they fell apart
>When they fell apart he would fall off
>When he was done he would caw and wave his wings like he was all victorious and shit
>Would immediately hop onto the next piece of snow and do this again
Dominic Perry
It'd probably be hard to prove that a crow stole it vs you just robbing them.
Nathan Sullivan
Sometimes it encourages more human interaction that oftentimes leads to bad shit like animal attacks. In the case of birds, they would return to public places and just shit all over the place.
Chase Evans
Because it was funny and Sup Forums had failed the 2 previous years with Bub and Bob for best hero and General Raam for best villain
Jeremiah Davis
Benjamin Collins
Crows like to play
Luke Price
I love how it stops at both the speed bump and the intersection.
Christopher Martinez
>tfw leaf
>encounter hordes of shrieking, aggressive geese constantly
>have to navigate around a minefield of jet-black geese shit to go anywhere
Hunter Nelson
Adam Butler
Here it comes!
Eli Ross
What games let you play as a duck?
Thomas Gutierrez
Weaponized autism.
Justin Cox
>Grandpa grew up in BC as one of 11 children
>Poor Irish family, great-grandfather was always off at war because holy shit 11 kids
>Grandpa is 10 years old so it's time for him to start hunting to keep the family alive
>Family had an old punt gun at the time bought through money received from the family in Ireland
>Grandpa goes out in his raft with the gun to hunt some geese
>Fires at a flock
>Rows over to pick them up
>One of the geese is only stunned
>Again, poor Irish immigrant family so he's wearing hand me down rags
>His doodle is hanging out
>Puts the stunned bird on his raft
>It wakes up and bites his doodle
He told me the birds were delicious. Better than anything you can get at a store nowadays.
Sebastian Morris
Ducks are rapists!
Michael Morgan
hmmm
that duck looks delicious
Grayson Myers
duckgame is my goto partygame
good shit
Xavier Taylor
thread theme?
Eli Bell
guessing since he's a grandfather his doodle was fine
how the fuck are your hand me downs so shit your doodle hangs out anyway
Jayden Rodriguez
this was such a good year. even normalfags were crying about it.
Jaxson Gray
>the way they obviously enjoy it and come back to slide again
Julian Jackson
I just always assumed that my great grandma was a poor seamstress.
Nathan Myers
So long as its dick spirals the right direction.
Ryder Long
>hand me down rags that leave his doodle hanging out
you know he was trying to fuck some dead geese when it happened and made a lie for a funny story
John Thompson
This thread makes me wonder why i don't eat ducks more often
Jackson Lopez
Quack 3 Arena
Jaxson Garcia
>looking through the history of the Launchpad McQuack and Gamespot
>now turns out I'm banned from Gamespot and some affiliates after clicking a old link
Shit, are they still mad about it?
Grayson Green
>get caught receiving stolen goods from a bird
That is the stupidest shit Ive ever heard. How the fuck is someone gonna follow a bird that stole shit.
Dylan Mitchell
That whole thing was so dumb
>We need to pad out the roster, let's put in some nobodies with no chance of winning to make this look more legit while our favorites still win
>Wait what the fuck, these meme characters won? Shit, shut it all down, sweep this whole thing under the rug
Christopher Moore
what link
Jack Adams
barrel of duck vaginas
with a scoop stuck in it
Liam Campbell
Why the hell does it look so cute.
damnit i want a pet duck now.
Juan Moore
Owen Reed
I remember that they were supposed to make a victory video on whichever character won but were too bootyblasted over the result.
I think they ended up writing a single passive-aggressive article a few days after it was over.
Nathan Green
you should look up some good recipes using DuckDuckGo
Ayden Rivera
Ill post again in 7 days if I'm not dead
John White
there's food at the top
they cant reach it, so they fall down the slide
they're hungry but cant feed, even though there's food
Matthew Clark
>they know to slide only one at a time
>that joyful sprint back up
d'aww
Joseph Johnson
DONT RUIN IT
Connor Long
Crows are bros
Leo Hernandez
Anyone got that story about how one user sparked a war between 2 groups of crows?
Carson Sanders
>not a vidya falcon or eagle
I bet you failed penis inspection.
Nathan Kelly
They can be taught to speak, too!
Mason Green
Samuel Jackson
Oh yeah that was it. I knew something was fucked with this video but I couldn't remember what it was.
Justin Martin
Is this an american only shop?
Anthony Wood
web.archive.org
lol what a bunch of crybabies
Jose Brooks
Mini horse in gamestop.
Adrian Torres
Sebastian Reed
Its not as widely available as chicken.
Bentley Ramirez
Michael Baker
Can American ducks understand Japanese ducks for example? Is there a 'language' barrier?