He actually thinks Talos is a divine

>He actually thinks Talos is a divine

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Objective fantasy race tier list

GOD TIER
Humans

GOOD TIER
Dwarves
Halflings
Orcs

OKAY TIER
Gnomes
Half-Breeds

SHIT TIER
Elves
"Dark" Versions of Above Races
Furry Races (Cat Men, Wolf Men, Rat Men, Lizardmen, etc)
Meme Non-Races (Skellingtons, Wookies, etc)

SNOWFLAKE TIER
Literally everything too special to not be listed already

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>he thinks elves deserve to exist

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Why not?
There are dumbasses who believe he is three people.
You can believe whatever damn thing you want in TES.

>Go and pray at Talos Shrine
>Disease removed
>Blessing of Talos received
Explain that bitch ass elf

>Spell calls for blood of the divines
>Use Blood of Talos
>Spell works
Explain that one knife-ear.

So much Altmer butthurt.
They are acting up atm but papa Nord is getting his belt ready to spank them... yet again.
I think they enjoy the spankings.

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He's just mantling Shor. He isnt the divine, Shor is.

>elves are still butthurt about trinimac

Around elves, watch yourselves!

b-b-but t-the elves are my f-f-favorite

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>Implying he isn't three people

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Checkmate, thalmor

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I'll always and forever hate people who pick boring fucking humans as their race when so many others, more interesting ones exist

>He's still in denial about a man turning into a god

Stay butthurt elf.

i always wonder why you haven't been able to play as a Ghost main character in an rpg yet.

I always pick the class with good stealth archery

Honestly, if you can't relate to how cool humans are, chances are that you yourself are a boring person and you project that boredom of yourself onto others.

Why would I play as anything other than the winners?

But im not dwarf neither elf.

stoobid humie

This, humans are the master race and I always play as a human so I can show all those other filthy races that humans are on top of the food chain.

If you don’t think Talos is a Divine you’re a Jew.

>Tiber Septem is two different people
Hold up!

Talos is a gestalt of at least three godlike forces and a dude, a power so strong it retroactively rewrote history to become a singular force via CHIM.

The Divines better put a chair out for that nigga, Ysmir, the Underking, Septim, and Kirkbride's Cocaine Dealer demand it.

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i always pick a race with good steatlh archery

Yeah, Tiber Septim was reportedly in different places at once. It seems like it was an alias for both of them.

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Then whose bloodline is Uriel and Martin from?

Was Talos the only person in history to achieve CHIM because he was the only one who actually went and did things for themselves? Fucking lazy ass quest givers.

REMOVE KEEBLER

Vivec did too

monkey see monkey do

Talos the mighty! Talos the unerring! Talos the unassailable! To you we give praise! We are but maggots, writhing in the filth of our own corruption! While you have ascended from the dung of mortality, and now walk among the stars!

But you were once man! Aye! And as man, you said, 'Let me show you the power of Talos Stormcrown, born of the North, where my breath is long winter.' 'I breathe now, in royalty, and reshape this land which is mine. I do this for you, Red Legions, for I love you.
Aye, love. Love! Even as man, great Talos cherished us. For he saw in us, in each of us, the future of Skyrim! The future of Tamriel! And there it is, friends! The ugly truth! We are the children of man! Talos is the true god of man! Ascended from flesh, to rule the realm of spirit! The very idea is inconceivable to our Elven overlords! Sharing the heavens with us? With man? Ha! They can barely tolerate our presence on earth! Today, they take away your faith. But what of tomorrow? What then? Do the elves take your homes? Your businesses? Your children? Your very lives? And what does the Empire do? Nothing! Nay, worse than nothing! The Imperial machine enforces the will of the Thalmor! Against its own people! So rise up! Rise up, children of the Empire! Rise up, Stormcloaks! Embrace the word of mighty Talos, he who is both man and Divine!
For we are the children of man! And we shall inherit the heavens and earth! And we, not the Elves or their toadies, will rule Skyrim! Forever!
Trust in me, Whiterun! Trust in Heimskr! For I am the chosen of Talos! I alone have been anointed by the Ninth to spread his holy word!

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I pickpocketed his clothes so now he screams while nakey like the deluded mad man he is

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>when he gets arrested and continues to spout shit

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I wanna create mutts with that dark elf

Hjalti. The 2nd emperor, reportedly Tiber’s grandson, doesn’t recognize the Underking who has Zurin’s body
On the other hand maybe the Underking look like a skeleton from when he was formed