Welcome to the Salty Splatoon, how fresh are ya?
Welcome to the Salty Splatoon, how fresh are ya?
Elijah Sullivan
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Cameron Price
i dont know how bout you tell me
*unzips dick*
Ian Gutierrez
It should be legal to kill pedos on sight
Charles Rodriguez
I’m so fresh you can suck my nuts.
Jaxson Foster
you’re retarded if you think either callie or marie look like children
Zachary Anderson
yeah how about we get that checked
Michael Morales
Post more of best (purple) squid
Oliver Morales
Agreed. But they are kids
Jace Richardson
Aren't*
Gabriel Campbell
>children
>with those hips
Nolan Cooper
Nathaniel Smith
When Callie lost the Callie vs Marie splatfest I only cried for twenty minutes.
Gavin Morgan
I did the same when Gherk-OUT won.
Hudson Barnes
I'm excited for the Octo Expansion
...and I haven't even pre-ordered it
Henry Harris
Stop with these threads, it's just gonna continue my addiction with splatoon porn. It's already bad enough with me wanting to fuck marie
Carter Harris
please no
I still have ptsd from THAT doujin
Carson Martin
Matt, pls
Parker Brooks
w-what is that you're holding?
Logan Clark
>Splatoon
>Midna
>Animal Crossing
What are some other characters/franchises that need to be blacklisted here to protect anons from feeling like they need to spank it 10 times a day?
Jace Johnson
shantae
Julian Long
There needs to be more aged up splatoon porn. I feel like I'm missing out on the comraderie in Splatoon threads
Lincoln Hernandez
a device meant to be stuck up your peehole
Jayden Young
Anthony Jackson
So you admit it
Adam Johnson
I want to fuck octoli.
Carson Wood
I want to fuck these squids so goddamn badly
Brandon White
First day on Sup Forums, pal?
Daniel Jones
Yeah with big T&A
I think this game is fun but is really lacking in the porn category.
Josiah Turner
Easton Flores
How the fuck did people even took these pictures? Inklings don't pose like that.
Benjamin Williams
amiibos
Parker Diaz
Brayden Sullivan
>+
Thomas Carter
Hey...it's not our fault NINTENDO keeps making us focus on the squid booty!
Mason Sanders
nobody likes totally unattractive fartface losersquids
Nolan Long
>go to change outfits on my squid
>can't stop staring at squid ass
Thomas Adams
Why are octolings so cute?
Thomas Ward
I'm the freshest
Easton Harris
For a second, I thought it was Shadman while scrolling
Then I saw the cute eyes, the non-edgy aspect and a lack of freckles. Pfew.
Liam King
SFM
Chase Jones
Who the fuck is matt
Evan Wright
Step aside babes, and get back in the kitchen
Caleb Reyes
I want to marry and impregnate Callie
Jacob Clark
Juan Foster
>she uses the money as a blanket and sheets
John Diaz
Squids tend to die after mating. You'd be killing her.
Luis Williams
Cap'n Cuttlefish says otherwise
Noah Martinez
Exactly which is why Mariefags should leave
Liam Nelson
You're joking, right? SFM doesn't look like that.
Noah Smith
he must be a virgin lmao
but callie is so ugly. here she is hiding her ugliness
Brandon Turner
For liking best squid sister? Why? This isn't a safe space for those who like unattractive fartface losersquids
Austin James
>arguing over which squid sister is better when they're both perfect
Plebians.
Blake Gray
>Start off liking Marina better because easy waifubait
>End up liking the gremlin more as time passes
anyone else know this feel?
Jeremiah Young
aaaaaah get away marie you'll get ugly on you
Elijah White
I thought it was canonically confirmed that he's Callie and Marie's grandfather?
Kayden Jenkins
sounds pretty fishy to me
Juan Allen
Yep. Started off hating Pearl, but as time passes I find Pearl better more and more... in the American version anyway. If Marina had kept 100% her Japanese personality, I'd probably like her more, since I find I like Marina the best when she's being shy, nervous, or flustered. But I really dislike the sassy personality NoA gave her at the start.
Blake Hall
I like both
Isaiah Garcia
yes
Colton Watson
Marina is 18 and pearl is 21
Owen Scott
>+
WE'RE IN THE CLEAR, BOYS!
Camden Edwards
Matt Watson? From SuperMega?
Nolan Nelson
all anime
Eli Harris
Does it make you mad knowing I fap to loli grooming/molestation doujins and there's nothing you can do about it?
William Torres
Anyone have that one pic of Marie holding that zapfish? The one where she's got the nice tits?
Ryder Jenkins
Daniel Morris
>muh concept art
pedo excuses
You'll get yours. This site will be pedo free by 2020.
Liam Barnes
Stay mad ;)
Zachary Garcia
Easton Powell
Once you get past the gremlin face the in-game model has and pay attention to the personality or her far cuter art you realize Pearl's a best.
Ryder Green
Too bad her fans are assholes.
Nathan Bailey
Very fresh imgur.com
Asher Turner
No, I still prefer Marina. She's just too cute.
Xavier Hernandez
When did they bring these things stateside? I remember seeing them back when 1 was still new online but they were like gashapon shit, but I was at best buy earlier today and they just had a whole case of them lying around.
I got kinda disappointed when the one I got ended up being pink (wanted the teal one) but then I realized it means I got a lil' callie on my keys everywhere I go so that's nice.
Ryder Adams
My perfect wife is not ugly.
Isaiah Stewart
FRIKIN FREEEEEEEESH
Eli Gray
rule34.paheal.net/post/view/2523587
Eli Diaz
Who can compete with nu-Nintendo's waifu game?
Alexander Murphy
>Shadman
Sebastian Butler
Luis Bailey
>pedos are a danger to our peaceful society!
>let's kill them!
Jack Morgan
The one where the kids fuck each other and then cut off their heads?
Carter Hernandez
idk man
Mason Ramirez
I'm gonna be real upset when I finish the octo expansion and can't have an octo as cute as pic related to play as.
Camden Adams
Post comfy Splatoon art.
Leo Hughes
Christian Gutierrez
I seriously love Callie and want to marry and impregnate her.
James Thomas
Thanks, user
Adrian Hughes
Well no one else wants to marry ugly squids so I'd say you have a shot.
Nathan Hughes
How about this, FBI user? Am I allowed to find this hot without being a sicko?
Joshua Cruz
Lucky bastard.
Nolan Adams
It's probably babt from what i saw in splatoon's general aka /ink/ (since i lurk there most of my time there), he spams the same shit about pedophilia and bestiality
Anthony Cooper
Does he at least play this game? Or is he a total weenie?
Alexander Bailey
If i remember correctly (since he doesn't mention it unless told) nope, he doesn't play, just an unfunny shitposter
Nathaniel Wood
How the fuck do I get to S rank? I'm getting my ass handed in A, am I just retarded or something? Already using motion controls
Oliver Brooks
git gud
But other than that, have you tried changing up weapon types and gear depending on the mode/stage? I could probably help more if you went into more detail about what gets you splatted the most.
Landon Gomez
>nope
>unfunny shitposter
Man that's the equivalent of slipping on ice and getting covered in boo-boos at the Salty Splatoon
Xavier Stewart
masturbate more to woomys
Sebastian Rivera
Just getting better, there isn't anything else to it. What weapon are you using?
Cooper Foster
I usually use dark tetra dualies or forge splattershot pro with the same gear for every mode and stage, do skills make a difference? I've noticed I'm being splatted by enemies coming from the side or from behind when I can't see them because I can't into using Y to turn around and shoot them. Also get splatted by missiles too often.