Splatoon DLC

You don't have to finish DLC to play as an Octoling, you can skip all the tests and go straight back to online

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That's just like an octoling. Work is too difficult so you ask for handouts that you don't really need.

>skip unnecessary gameplay

>buy dlc just to skip it

itsa oka when nintenda doas itta

Can I just skip straight to the end then and get the octoling?

There's probably a threshold of levels you have to complete in order to be able to get the octolings for multiplayer

Yeah. They probably know a lot of people will buy it just to play as the octigger

I do find it interesting that you can call girls dressed like west coast gangstas to come and do a drive by on your enemies.

I really hope that Pearl and Marina mock you sexually if you ask them for help.

That's lame.

It's nice to have confirmation of 80 levels

no it isn't

How hard could it be that you would need help? I've never played Splatoon 2 but I know my 5 year old nephew beat the single player mode by himself.

How many levels does Splat2n vanilla have?

It's more that some people aren't interested in playing Splatoon's single player at all.

I really hope this has limited uses otherwise people are gonna skip over a potentially good story mode DLC just to play as octoniggers

Both Octo Valley in Splatoon and Octo Canyon in Splatoon 2 have 32 levels each.

Why should you be forcedbto do something you don't want to to get what you want.

>paying $20 just to play as an Octoling which doesn't even look as good as the enemy Octoling model

Nintendo hasn't released an even remotely challenging game in over a decade and yet they still let you skip everything?

Well, Nintendo certainly has nothing to lose with people who might be willing to drop 20 bucks on a mere skin and so they provide the option.

Then don't skip it?

>pay for extra content
>skip it
LMAO

Yeah, is this the moment where I list some challenging Nintendo games, you call them shit, someone falseflags and the thread devolves into another shitfest?

Then don't skip it?

List them. I'm open minded.

32. Spla2n's final boss was a bit disappointing

Not him but Kid Ocarus Uprising.

have you seen the type of people reviewing games nowadays?

>skipping levels you 20 bucks for
okay but why
glad to see 80 levels is confirmed tho

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>Callie and Marie are secret agents
>Pearl and Marina are Biggie and 2Pac

Splatoon is too good to us

>Nintendo's primary audience is children, like people ages 6-12
>but apparently grown ass men in this group want Nintendo to make Dark Souls hard games

Nah, their entire thing right now is making games for kids that are fun to play and aren't overly frustrating

The Retro DK games offered an appropriate challenge. Generally though, you are correct. Even their most challenge games have something to work around that. 3D World's post game has a lot of challenging segments but the abundance of lives and checkpoints eliminates that. Wonderful 101 demands that you learn the game to have fun but doesn't demand you learn the game to beat it. You have balls to the wall difficulty but if you die you're just dropped back in to the exact same moment only with full health. FE Fates has casual mode and even a casual version.

I hear Punch Out Wii and Sin and Punishment: Star Successor were pretty tough. Never played them though.

Finally, a game even I can speedrun.

the game better insult you when you does that, like having Pearl and Marina saying you are a shit.