We make up gruntilda rymes

we make up gruntilda rymes

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Fuck you OP, and fuck your shit thread.
Also, your mother gives me head.

Here's a difficult challenge, so hard it may be absurd. Try playing the entire game, without getting turned on by the bird!

Alright, that one's pretty nice.

i really like Banjo-Kazooie, its a near game.
fuck those jews at rare, them i would maim.

Also, I completed that challenge twice.

I didn't mean to post just that one line.
Let me make up for it with another rhyme.

Its not Rare at which you should scoff
Its those awful bastards at Microsoft.

I just wish they would remake or port the game.
Alas, I know they never will, so that's kind of lame.

Oh would you look at the clock
OP left to go suck some cock

I'd honestly love to have Nuts and Bolts on PC.
Say what you want about it but bulding vehicles fills me with glee.

Your thread is shit, there is no doubt.
Now would you kindly get the fuck out?

Gruntilda? More like CUNTilda!

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Microsoft is shit,with that i agree.
they should sell the IP's, or give them for free.

well you are in luck user, a remake is in the works.
lets just hope the leaks are true, Rare stopped being a corpse.

I hate when companies hold IPs hostage, if you're not gonna do anything you might as well just sell.
Speaking of which, I hope Randy Pitchford gets raped to death and burns in hell.

To think the old version of DNF is in a playable state,
but him letting it release is the only thing for which we wait.

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Gay thread dudes

All your posts here will soon be deleted,
Just like the way your browsing history has been treated!

Now you wish on the monkeys paw
"please rare, make banjo 4"

The fact she never rhymed in Tooie made me mad. Luckily the rhymes returned in Nuts and Bolts, so I was glad.

Randy Pithchford is human trash.
thinking about him gives me a rash.

Hey guys, it's us, your favourite pair!
I promise you we're just like the bird and the bear.

Please buy our game, it'll be just like you remember!
Except for the writing and gameplay, those will make you surrender.

But hey, nostalgia, right? We can give you that!
Please ignore the little girl with the hat.

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That doesn't rhyme, you ignorant goober.
It's like reading the comments from an average youtuber.

video games weeheehee
i like mario heheheeeee

you dont deserve a rhyme.
your game is just grime.

its also complete shit.

Pretty good user

expecting good posts from Sup Forums.
that's just pathetic, man.

From which you came you shall remain
Until you are COMPLETE AGAIN

Sneed's Feed and Seed

Ok good one I gotta admit

this thread is pretty poo,
here's your (you)

kill yourselves, never post here again.
your parents hate you, you cause them pain.

it wasn't that bad tho,
just relax and go with the flow

You are mad because you cannot meme
Not even in your wildest dream

WE
MAKE UP
GRUNT
TIL
DA
RHYMES

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fuck this thread, just post hot gruntilda

I SLIP AND SLIDE, I CANT STAND UP!
IT WAS MY TURN, THAT CURSED TRUMP!

fuck off Sup Forums don't you see, that racists should fucking leave Sup Forums.

best one in the thread
sadly

holy shit this thread is a gift from heaven
it reminds me of Sup Forums back in 2011

moon man moon man, cant you see?
niggers and spics should hang from trees!

It can be hard, but we've got to admit
Game Over Grunty has nice tits.
and overall is a fucking 10/10

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Where the fuck is my game, Rare?
I need another chance to kill that goddamn bear!

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Game Over Gruntilda made me feel funny.
i humped my pillow like one crazied bunny!

Sup Forumsyp Sup Forumsyp you truly are moronic, when oldfags said nigger they were being ironic!

Up and trump don't rhyme, you wasted a good opportunity

do you really believe that or are you just playing dumb?
since forever Sup Forums is full of racists and scum

lol we'll never leave this place
all hail the master race!

STOP RHYMING

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ok im sorry.
you dont have to worry.

No but reddit does. See pic related, i stole it, please don't call the fuzz.

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Please mister cop, I am a good bloke
That Cheese Pizza, it was just a joke
While the mods' wrath, we did evoke
Never did I commence to stoke

I'll tell you my friend what defines the common libshit,
barely any awareness and a lack of wit.

If the Sup Forums and /leftypol/ shit flinging was always like this, it would be entertaining.
But I forgot this Sup Forums, home of false flags, shilling, and asspaining

Hey you two, just wanted to say
I don't care about e-celebs, I think anyone who does is gay.

Thanks again Platonic for giving me what I actually asked for.

My English is not great, I had to hire tutors,
this post is bait...

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Your hopes and dreams, I will turn them to ash
You'll never see any of us in your Smash!

Does she make the honey for herself?

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I have never, ever been turned on by kazzoie. Do people actually do that?

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There's no way I can do that!
I couldn't even survive the purple fruit bat!

Bravely This'll ost by Revo is a fan dream

Make it a reality with the magic of meme

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* Bravely Third

I'm sorry to tell this, and you have probably already heard
that you're just a sub 105 IQ turd.

Why have you come here with that bat, silly bear
You should have surrendered at the hare
There is no place for you in this barren land
but if you truly must, make your stand

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Bravely Third? More like user should go choke on a turd!

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user struggles, its a real endeavour,
but never forget, you are here forever!

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With my cum Kazooie I would baste,
If you can't see eye-to-eye on this, you must have shit taste!

Sir you are very rude

Don't be such a nasty dude

She's nowhere near thick enough,
and she can't compare to Kazooie's feathery fluff!

You guys are my only friend
If this site shuts down, it'll be my end

Give up, Nintendo, we're through!
Monster Hunter World will never come back to you!

Why are BK and BT known as the classics,
But DK64 is known as shittastic?

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When nintendo does the same game 20 times it's a rehash
But let sony have a taste, and all of you buy it in a flash

This thread sucks ass.
And my rhymes lack class.

You've responded regardless, you miserable ass
Why even contribute if just to be crass?

oh Sup Forums, oh Sup Forums, I wish you were better
but you see, thats me, whom replies with such rhetor

I come to a board
To take about games
And get in return
Variants of soy names.

Still mad about the one that got away?
Don't worry, for another generations rehash you can pray!

I just wanted to spite you, fag
And all you showed me was the wit you lack.

Cuck, fag, retard, soyboy and cow
It all just means so little now
Used to the point of saturation
With Sup Forums, I've lost my infatuation

WHATS UP BITCH I GOT A ONE UP BITCH

But games are for playing, to savor and enjoy
Would discussion not only distract from your toy?

People re-did the level five times
rather than use the barrels the game provides

It's unironically shit, dude.

I went back to it after loving it as a kid and it is a goddamn slog.

Shit is in such dire fucking need of a button that swaps your character on the fly I'm surprised some autist hasn't moddded it in.

And even if you DID have that you'll still end up with a game where most of the Bananas are locked behind asinine minigames and "hit swich and backtrack". It frustrates me to no end because DK64 nails controls, graphics, audio, atmosphere and humour, literally everything EXCEPT the gameplay is great.

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The two monhun games I played, I could barely last more than an hour
This time, the grapes truly were too sour
If you truly want to experience my wrath,
simply point at your shelf, where for years only one game has sat

Although I must say, to be fair
The infatuation was never there
More an unusual admiration
That's been replaced with derision

Barrels are always near when you need to switch
You just need to stop being such a little bitch
I will concede to you on one front
beaver bother is an absolute cunt

thats not a real good rhyme

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I know what you did, I was playing along
Now why don't you worship my magnum-sized dong

It's amusing how you're this bad.
Perhaps I've already made you mad?
Here's something that your argument will neuter:
I play all my games on the computer!

RE-RA-RE-RO-RU-RE-RA
RO-RU-RE-RA

what the fuck are you rhyming with derision
sounds to me like you need some revision

That bird makes my weiner perky;
I'd stuff her like christmas turkey

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I was implying the only game I regret missing out on is bloodborne user

That's not a game you should mourn.
Don't believe the hype, it's mediocre, I'll warn.

>You're a witchety witch,
>but you're life is a bitch.
>You are ugly and round
>and your mind isn't sound, so:

>Kidnap Tooie quick,
>you'll be a hot chick!

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They're all just movies by other names,
The PS4 really has no games.

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That is so you
and I'll have to say about that is NO U

Why does a bee need tits?