User I need a vial of your semen for a potion I'm brewing

>user I need a vial of your semen for a potion I'm brewing
What's your response?

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Only if she assists in helping me create it

Take off your dress first.

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You’re like 9, how the fuck do you know what semen is.

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PANTALONES GIGANTICUS!

Reminder that Ashley belongs to Young Cricket.

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What the fuck is it for you fucking weirdo.

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Do you know that the real kind is coloured red and with a 1% drop rate and only drops in the womb?

Well if you really want to I won't stop you, how lucky do you think you are?

this

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She just told you user, it's for a potion

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Literally who

Pregnancy is not a potion.

I want to smooch that tummy!

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What kind of potion?
Why do you need human semen for it?

okay, hand me the vial and I'll go have it filled for you in 40 minutes

Well it ain't gonna extract itself bitch

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It's a magic aphrodesiac potion

make sure she eats all the eggs first

get in line

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I'd be happy to oblige.

What's the potion going to do?

Make it's drinker overcome with vicious lust

That's a worthwhile cause. I'm in.

Your donation is greatly appreciated

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