Hey user!

Hey user!
You forgot your popcorn for the new God of War release!

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But Robert, God of War is a video game! What are you doing here?

Ro..robert what are you doing on Sup Forums?

ROBERT WATCH OUT!

Sup Forums is leaking out again

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yea right, and navigating through a DVD's menu is game too?

got a sensible chuckle out of me 8/10

M-my gf is visiting the restroom! I swear! I promise! I'm not here alone! Don't r-report me Robert!

ROBERT! NOOOO!!

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>implying Robert would ever be mean to me

Thanks robby!!!
*hugs u*
based negro!!!

i don't understand robby posting

THERES A BANANA PEEL ON THE GROUND WATCH OUT ROBERT

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why is his head so big?

So DOOM and Mario is a movie cause it has a menu you can navigate?

I wish Sup Forums had as much fun as Sup Forums does

Popcorn mines/kinoplex is fucking god tier.

I'm sorry but the law is the law. Robert is not gonna risk the lives of an entire cinema full of couples and groups of friends just so he can sneak in a potential mass shooter.

>GoW probably has less cutscene length than Xenoblade Chronicles 2
>Will still be called the movie game

Console warriors are the worst

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ROBERT WATCH OUT! THERE'S A WET FLOOR SIGN AND A BANANA PEEL.

>6 hour action game has less cutscenes than a 30 hour RPG

no shit sherlock

The shooter is picked before the movie starts idiot
Is this your first Kinoplex?

Xenoblade 2 is a 75 hour game minimum.
Gow will probably be 35 hours tops.

Is there really a no singles rule in cinema in the states now?

Exactly. They don't allow unauthorized shooters in.

ROBERT LOOK OUT!

Sorry user, we have a strict no singles policy. Please go to the mandatory penis inspection before you leave.

b-but i wanna stay

you can even eat at a sit-down restaurant if you don't have someone with you

land of the free

Fuck off with your shit Sup Forums memes like this and kino.

Mods get in here this isn't video game

I would honestly thank that man if he gave me popcorn there. No bullshit. Do you know how fucking expensive theater popcorn is?

thats not was implied you idiot

i don't go to teevee.
Why is there a very athletic man running to give me popcorn when the ground has banana peels and a wet floor sign?
please and thanks
-user

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never thought I'd see robert outside of Sup Forums

describe, in detail, what it's like to be a faggot.

It's from the new hot sitcom The Kinoplex

do i need a netflix to watch it? i tried looking for it on youtube and all i found was somthing about penis inspection and a theater with a ballpit.

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user come back! You forgot your popcorn!

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You need a Netflix Prime account or else you'll have to wait a couple of months

>I'm sorry user but a deal's a deal!

No need Robert, there are NO cutscenes in the game I've been told, it's nothing but pure gameplay!

Oh, i'll try to remember but probably end up forgetting about it again. Thanks for the help user

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Said the idiot who thought his post was anything above a no effort shitpost

Gow will have a higher cutscene to gameplay ratio

And half the gameplay will be walking down a corridor of trees as kratos and his soy spawn talk

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AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

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THIS IS WHY MOST PLACES HAVE A NO SINGLES POLICY

R-robert... Are you ok, buddy?

Xenoblade 2 "gameplay" is shit MMO tier inputs though.
God of War will have more involved and intense gameplay that has more unique scenarios.

Xenoblade 2 is fucking garbage.

THAT'S IT THIS PLACE IS GOING DOWN

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Hah, don't worry, buddy.
That was just one of my Rob-ots.

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I dont disagree

Doesnt mean GoW isnt an intereactive movie

>Doesnt mean GoW isnt an intereactive movie
Now you're just being a bitch boy.
I don't understand how having good cinematography in games in considered "an interactive movie" when it has gameplay.

To that extent, Xenoblade 2 is much the same since it has a higher cutscene to gameplay ratio if you only do main quests (with more side dialogue and side quests making it even longer)

Oh thank fuck, I was worried there. anyway you said something about popcorn?

robert my man you scared me there
i wasnt ready for that i thought i had lost you there i...
i need a moment

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I was so scared Robert
I thought i lost you...

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Robert will always be with us.

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Robert is too pure for a shithole like Sup Forums

Jeesus Robert, you almost gave me a heart attack. Now how about that popcorn?

>implying Sup Forums is worse than Sup Forums

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Where did you get a webm of the Kinoplex ending credits without the text???

It is.

Ayyo hol up whiteboi. You haven't paid the bachelor tax on yo popcorn

Never leave me again, Robert

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Please don't be racist
Robert is an upstanding citizen of the Kinoplex

>tfw never been to the kinoplex

Who you callin raciss cracka? Get yo white ass in tha cinema showa right now

W-WAIT A MINUTE
ROBOTS DON'T BLEED
WHAT HAVE YOU DONE TO ROBERT

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They're both shitholes but one is a shithole that tries to have fun.

Sup Forums is shit, but Sup Forums is MAYBE a step above /r9k/

So can someone give me a quick rundown on this Robert thing?

Sounds fun.

I love XB2 but a solid 30 hours of that game is cutscenes.

Robert is your best friend that works at kinoplex
He loves you and only wished the best for you

Also he has a pet eagle

He is a good employee that does anything to make sure his customers have popcorn for the kinoplex. A modern day hero.

so why exactly did Sup Forums, possibly the most racist board next to Sup Forums, decide their favorite meme was going to be an incredibly friendly and upstanding black man who is constantly trying to help you

I just wanted to say Happy Birthday to a very special friend of mine who's sitting here!

You didn't think i'd forget your birthday did you?

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>Destroying Robert's purity by bringing him to Sup Forums
For shame OP

I have mastercrafted this piece of raw fish on rice for you as your "gaming fuer"

that wirr be 300 dorrars now

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Not where I live, but maybe elsewhere.

Hey Robert wanna see the My Little Pony movie with me? Friendship IS magic right?

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No, but they do have gun free screenings in most big cities

Hey user!
Robert just went to the bathroom, He told me to give you this!
Enjoy the movie user!

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>Robert will never be your best friend

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OK, that's simple enough, Sup Forums with the whole singles autism and general cinema anxiety, but I assume there has to be some significance to why he's black. It's Sup Forums.

Is the whole him being nice and verbose thing an inside anti-joke? Is there some sort of greentext storytime of a really nice black dude in the theatre? I can't imagine Sup Forums portraying a dude that's not aryan in a positive light unironically.

I'm not interested in God Of War.

Gimme something I give a shit about.

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ROBERT HELP ME
STRANGER DANGER

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Oh wow, Robert bought me a copy of Skyrim. How nice of him!

i think its just token black guy syndrome
everyone loves a jolly black fellow

>being a bitch to Robert
Hes trying his best user

Robert's just a great guy user

But Mr. Howard, my toaster laptop can't run skyrim

No, unironically robert is just a nice guy. It's a wholesome meme.

Crab legs, user?

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why do you have to bring race into this
just enjoy Robert user

No it doesn’t

He's just a cool charismatic guy. He has a handsome face and welcoming smile. And he lets me in on Singles Only Saturdays. Really cool guy.

No, dumb britbong.

I bet Sup Forums would appreciate WHHIIIRRRR posting.

Not an argument

>now

No, we wouldnt.