>coworkers start talking about vidya
Coworkers start talking about vidya
Parker Green
Kayden Lewis
>coworkers start talking about steamed hams
Joshua Foster
>woman starts talking to you about anything
James Robinson
>coworkers start talking about twitch streamers
Caleb Miller
>coworkers start talking about vidya
>it's Fortnite/NBA/CoD/FIFA/LoL
Christopher Gonzalez
>Do you play League, bro?
Xavier Murphy
>woman starts sucking your dick even though you're just trying to work
Jason Lopez
>lmao cant wait to go home and play fortnite bruh
Anthony Barnes
>work PS Support
>everyone fucking hates Fortnite, Call of Duty and FIFA because it takes up 90% of our contact
>always some fucking mum who let her kid use her credit card/debit card/paypal to make "one payment" which magically turned into hundreds, sometimes thousands of microtransaction purchases
>always no refund because they're used, and refunds are to PS wallet anyway
AAAAAH FUCK THESE CASUAL GAMES
Jaxson Hernandez
i'm not familiar with this one
Ian Edwards
>coworkers start asking about your personal life
Isaiah Russell
Fucking women, why do they always do this to me?
Alexander Johnson
>co-workers start talking about vidya and the latest capeshit movies and le nerd tv shows
Bentley Howard
>What do you like to do in your spare time?
>What are your hobbies?
>Got any plans this weekend?
>You're always on your phone user, what are you browsing?
Aaron Harris
>almost thirty
>hanging out with guys only two years younger
>talk to them about steamed hams because they've all watched the simpsons
>not a single one remember
what went wrong here? one of them even goes on reddit. how did they now know?
Dominic Scott
I don’t even know what to say to them at this point
Bentley Thomas
>what are your hobbies user?
>come on! you gotta do something outside of work! ill make you tell me!
>...video games? like call of duty?
>wow, user, you sure are strange
Joseph Rogers
>coworkers start talking about Black Panther
>again
>and again
>and again
Nolan Davis
>coworkers start talking about vidya
>join the conversation if i've heard of the game
>more often than not they play things i don't enjoy
>it's all fine
Being a sysadmin has it's advantages sometimes, you will barely have any normie coworkers to deal with.
Ethan King
>coworkers are hyped up for Ready Player One
Brayden Diaz
how do i become a sysadmin
Luis Williams
>SO user WHAT ARE YOUR PLANS FOR THE WEEKEND!?
Kayden Peterson
>those coworkers that try too hard to be friendly because you're the only nigger in the workplace
Dylan Reed
>classmates start talking about anime
Dylan Scott
What the fuck was the deal with that capeshit trash, anyways?
Jeremiah Gutierrez
>coworker mostly plays casual games but is an okay guy
>called Dark Souls a hack-and-slash
Colton Scott
by getting gud with computers, user.
i'm a linux sysadmin, so i don't know how if the windows guys are the same way
in the end, it's 90% googling shit and 10% applying knowledge and scripting stuff to automate processess
Gabriel Johnson
So you start memeing like a faggot?
David Morris
>you have a PS4 right user, you play Fortnite?
Hudson Allen
>vidya characters start talking about work
Matthew Nguyen
>it’s death note/sao/opm/jojo
Connor Ward
>grew up never talking about vidya so I wouldn't get bullied for it
>it's now more socially acceptable than ever
>pretty much everyone plays something
>still avoid the subject at all costs
William Foster
tell them about those Japanese cartoons you watch. i bet they wont disturb you again.
Hudson Ortiz
The games you play would probably still get you beat up weeb
James Hernandez
>coworkers start talking about Aurora Borealis
Elijah Nguyen
>Implying dark souls isn't a hack n slash
Blake Sanchez
>puhlayshtation, what is that, the latest fad for kids these days?
Nicholas Johnson
>coworker humming AA2 main menu theme
Connor Roberts
>add coworker on PSN
>"What's this "Person" game you've been playing, user?"
Carson Perez
>coworker sells you meth
Logan Collins
All black cast, so every lefty must love the movie or they are viewed as racist.
Brandon Russell
Fuck that movie.
I hated the character before movie even announced.
Why aren't you watching the movie user? Are you racist?
Christopher Campbell
>coworker references a game you like and you don't say anything to keep your power level hidden from the others
Aaron Butler
Girlfriend sucks sick while I play doom and I get soft because I'm concentrating
David Walker
>hiding your powerlevel from people who are just as degenerate as you
That's not how this works user
Christian Cox
>co worker mentions getting a PC and adding you on steam.
Ian Sanders
>hey user did you watch black panther yet?
>oh you didn't? why, are you racist?
William Flores
>be me
>coworker asks me about what games I have been playing
>I say, Rabi-Ribi
>she has a troublesome time decoding my words, so I write it down for her
I'm not a weakwilled sap who is afraid of others potentially scorning my tastes, which, I guarantee you, happens extremely infrequently outside of your imagination. Course, it could be that your coworkers sense your weak will like a shark smells blood in a water if the sense of smell of a shark functions in the ocean, it may be the sense of taste, so until you truly aren't afraid, you will always be a target rather than a predator.
Tyler Hernandez
they ask
>what games do you play user?
Fuck
David Lee
>So socially retarded you can't handle a conversation about games you like
Anthony Clark
what is this some pedo game lol
John Jenkins
>co-worker asks to add you on Steam
>s/he does and then they see your huge VN collection
Julian Moore
>coworkers start making fun of people who watch anime
Tyler Myers
>buying VNs on steam
you deserve it faggot
Owen Sanchez
>are you racist?
How are you supposed to say yes to this without sounding like a racist?
Bentley Sullivan
"No"
Grayson James
Easy for me. Im a shitskin.
Nolan Davis
>a group of female coworkers start talking about fujoshit in the corner of the break room
Tyler Morris
That's when you pull out your glock 40 problem solver and shoot up the place.
Jaxson Morris
>Not adding them, going offline for a week and quietly unfriending them.
>Tell them that something is going on with your steam social part, something with the "2part verification"
you're doing it wrong mang
Luke Sanchez
SEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYMOUR
Jackson Martin
>It's 80s/90s Mecha
Oliver Harris
>coworkers start talking about relationships/sex
Owen Nguyen
>hambeast watching fujoshit on her phone
Samuel Walker
>coworkers start talking about DSP
Jackson Long
You guys are aware that it is completely normal to change the way you talk and the content of your conversations depending on the persons you currently talk with right?
There is no such thing as to pretend to be someone who isnt "the real you", because you do that 24/7 anyway.
Isaac Sullivan
>"It's just not my personal taste"
Owen King
Where do you work, user?
Kayden Carter
>Coworker says he can't wait for friday because hes getting a Switch
>Ask "What games are you getting?" even though I assume it's normie casual shit
>Botw, Fifa and maybe Street Fighter
>"Do you like videgames user? What games do you play?"
>I've been playing more on my PC, Witcher 2, Shovel Knight and Tales of Symphonia
>He says wow and conversation ends
>Decide that this year it's gonna be THE year
>Study japanese, listen to japanese podcasts, read japanese shit I don't get most of it yet
>Girl sees I have a bunch of kanji written on my notebook
>"Wow so you know Chinese!"
>"It's actually Japanese but yeah, I'm not very good yet"
>Since she sounds interested I explain her the basics of how a bunch of squiggles make up words
There's a difference between weaboo and cultured weaboo I think
Mason Collins
>they start talking about Evangelion and it's clear that's the only mecha they've seen
James Robinson
>coworkers start making fun of people who own figures
Carter Evans
Sorry we aren't all trained in the art of conversational manipulation user.
Grayson Ross
this, that's why I'm still able to have a normal conversation with both males and females, even if my brain is fucked thanks to this shithole, without letting them know how much of a degenerate i am.
Justin Wood
Do what I did and go on a rant about capeshit.
Dylan Gutierrez
>weaboo
normies don't know what those are. she's just wet at you. Don't let her know what you do it for though.
Gavin Hughes
That me. Sorry user, even though I don't like it, it's all in good fun.
Jackson Lopez
>coworkers start making fun of people who masturbate to "anime women"
Ryan Powell
this.
hard not to breakdown the facade of a stand up guy i roleplay in real life.
Carter Lewis
Oh yeah, do that all the time
Parker Harris
>coworker asks what's that game you're playing on your laptop with only text and a snake girl
Joseph Gomez
>browsing Sup Forums at work
Nolan Reyes
>that one coworker who let his powerlevel slip up a few times
I'm onto you m8
Benjamin Williams
>coworkers start making fun of virgins
Cameron Russell
I do this all the time and I just feel like I'm lying to myself
Sometimes I feel like just going out with a bang and unloading my whole power level and not giving a shit
Caleb Hall
ITT: Autists who can't hold a conversation
Nicholas Sullivan
>Co-workers start talking
Dylan Martinez
>young coworkers start talking about their sex life
Henry James
Of course not, I have a lot of colored friends
Julian Morales
>coworkers only talk about the very latest film/tv show/song/game
Juan Lewis
>Implying anyone would know what Sup Forums actually is beyond "le internet hate machine", much less recognize the UI.
Elijah Taylor
>not browsing /his/ through a filter that makes it look like Instagram to fool normalfags
Sebastian Price
>hipster druggie trying to explain twitch to some old hag
Xavier Roberts
This. Never understood this socializing at the workplace meme.
Josiah Sullivan
>girl who doesn't know you runs up to you smiling
>you start speaking
>her face slowly changes as she is starting to realizes she made a terrible mistake
>never talks to you again
Bentley Cruz
I don't even try and hide it. All my coworkers know I'm a forever DM. Hell, I'm openly writing notes down while on break.
David Richardson
Yep...they always talk about the dumbest shit...like pubg or fornite, ffs get some real taste.
Charles Turner
>coworker cheats on his wife with the manager
Matthew Murphy
Dylan Jenkins
>Coworker starts spouting "do you know da way?"
Brody Moore
>watching NLSS
>crew starts talking about fetishes
>NL thinks that hentai is a fetish