Why is Etna so unattractive in every appearance, despite being a main heroine? She could be sexy, like other NIS girls
Why is Etna so unattractive in every appearance, despite being a main heroine? She could be sexy, like other NIS girls
Ethan Baker
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Mason Carter
You're attempt at bait has failed OP. But as a consolation price I will call you a faggot.
Ryan Ramirez
Just admit you want an Etna thread op
Charles Bailey
I actually like how Disgaea and NIS in general are happy to have so many small chested/flat girls in their games. There are just so many goddamn cow tits these days, its getting really stale.
Julian Howard
I want to fuck a board.
Noah Gomez
my penis seems to disagree with these words you are saying
Kayden Howard
Alright, time for actual video game discussion. I heard Asagi finally got herself a video game, what happened about that? Is it some Nip only thing? Is it fucking, pachinko or something? Is Asagi just a prostitute for yakuza now? Or is it some bullshit like a gacha mobage or some shit?
Levi Thompson
It's a mobile girl I don't know much about it.
Jack Kelly
She is not for sex. She is comedic relief.
Brandon Harris
Gacha mobage. Makai Wars as a console game is still happening though, but it's still in TBA hell, though now that NIS is developing for Switch I'm much more optimistic about it actually coming here.
Julian Parker
So I looked it up and indeed, she did finally get her own game. Its a mobile game, but Asagi finally fucking did it. Its still a SRPG game so maybe it'ls okay? I'm still expecting gacha shit for the most strongest characters, but I'm hoping its okay. It only took you like 14 fucking years Asagi, but you did it!
Michael Ward
I would pat her head and hold her hand.
Logan Miller
Flat girls are disgusting failures at being women
Leo Wood
So what would the console game be? Another SRPG? I can see why they held off on it if that's the case, too much overlap with Disgaea as is. Hell I see her in so many Disgaea games that I kinda think of her as one, you know?
Levi Reed
How come they've been sexualizing a girl that looks barely 10 for ten years and nobody has ever batted an eye?
Jordan Hall
What's your favorite version of Asagi? I gotta go with Disgaea 2.
Christopher Barnes
>heroine
She's a demon bitch.
Kevin Foster
Disgaea has so many good girls that it's dangerous.
Jaxson Smith
Its great, isn't it? There is one for everybody.
Matthew Wilson
this, every new girl designed to be the main heroine has massive tits, fucking hell, I dont want another cow to milk, give me some variety!
Easton Garcia
If she's so unattractive, why do I want to fuck her? Explain this, OP.
Hudson Sullivan
Christopher Lopez
Pick your female sidekick for the night.
Chase Rogers
They're all pretty cool except Sera the useless cuck
Isaiah Brooks
>He doesn't like flat chests
wew OP.
Carson Turner
Big breasts fill a man's hand
Small breasts fill a man's heart
Charles Gonzalez
She started bringing the pain after stacking a bit of HIT in my file.
Brody Sullivan
poetry
Parker Morgan
...Wow, I forgot the female main for Disgaea 4 so hard I completely forgot she existed. I don't even remember her name. Personally I have a bit of a softspot for Rozalin, Disgaea 2 was my first Disgaea game as a child. Rented it from the local Blockbuster and loved the shit out of it. I even bought the game off them so I could play it more.
Juan Williams
Small breasts highlight the subtle curves of a woman's body and are the height of femininity. They're more elegant and refined, whereas big breasts usually come off as too showy and loud. Big breasts are more maternal than feminine, and they tend to distort the balance of the female form as well. Truly, small breasts are the objectively superior ones.
If you like literally flat, you're either into men or children.
Easton Jenkins
Guess Artina ends up being overshadowed by Fuka and her sis.
Kevin Kelly
This user is on with the news.
Julian Scott
Dick hardness ranking
bottom left>top middle>bottom right>top left>top right
I don't know anything about any of these girls.
Owen Sullivan
Ryder Roberts
How did a normie like you end up in this thread in the first place? Not judging, just curious.
Hunter Wright
Hello, we're the best Disgaea girl and best NIS girl overall respectively.
Charles Mitchell
oh boy, an anti lolifag! how inconvenient
Lincoln Garcia
My dick lead me here after finding the thread in the catalog.
Samuel Sanders
I like small tits, not no tits, but her design is pretty cool otherwise.
Tyler Anderson
Pretty much, honestly.
Lincoln Torres
Ah yes, I see I'm not the only one.
I have no idea how the fuck does disgaea play, is it an rpg?
John Lewis
It's a bit like Fire Emblem, except units can cast skills and there's also a mechanic that lets you throw stuff (including your own units and enemies) around.
Liam Fisher
SRPG with loads of mechanics and units, tons of customization that let's you play however you want. And lots of grindan for post game.
Ryan Roberts
>the ground is littered with great weapons she used trying to wake laharl up
>sticks with using a fucking spear
fuck this cunt
Jack Baker
Tile based SRPG, well know for how CUH-RAZY it gets and its unique sense of humor. Think Fire Emblem, but actually good. Its a much loved SRPG series with a ton of interlinking systems, which you can go as autistically deep into or as casually shallow into as you want. Some people will spend hours not actually playing the game, but managing everything to the mathematical optimal possible set up. Some people just UNGA BUNGA and brute force their way to victory. Do whatever you like.
Seriously, they're great games and I'd recommend every one. My only warning would be to never go backwards, as each new game improves and adds features that makes going backwards feel like more than a chore than it should be.
Jeremiah Parker
Hugging flat chested girls is better because you're closer to their heart
Juan Nelson
>Think Fire Emblem, but actually good
fuck you too man
Oliver Kelly
fuck off pedo s- wait what
Angel Thomas
manlets are less trustworthy than tall men because their asshole is closer to their heart
Zachary Cruz
If it makes you feel any better, pretend I'm just talking about nu-emblem
Sebastian Reyes
b-but I'm a 13babby
Xavier Allen
Honestly, the major point of Fire Emblem was the permadeath. If you're going to take that away, you honestly might as well just play Disgaea
John Jones
Nobody's forcing you to play on casual mode though?
Cameron Gutierrez
Does she like Laharal or not? When is that little faggot going to man up and take a bride?
Jordan Gray
Laharl is a mommy milkies kind of guy.
Lucas Jackson
Doesn't he have an allergy to big anime tiddies
Jaxson Gomez
Yeah, but lets be real here. There's a reason why the next game had a pissbaby easy Phoenix mode. You're not FORCED to use it, but so many shit players weren't even happy with the no permadeath in Awakening. Seriously, let's look at the crutch that players needed to get through this game.
>If a unit loses all their HP, they are revived with full HP next turn
>Enemies can't use attack stance and can only negate duel attacks in guard stance
You might as well have the game play itself, if you're going to auto revive with full HP forever
Gavin Ross
Don't open this image anons, I'm warning you
Camden Gutierrez
we need to go flatter
Evan Perez
>When is that little faggot going to man up and take a bride?
Maybe in the next ten thousand years or so. And it'll probably be Flonne. Etna's too tsundere to ever admit she likes that little shit.
Lucas Allen
Yeah, the reason is they want the game to sell more and making it more accessible is the easiest way to make it more desiderable for casual players and game journalists. What the fuck is even wrong with it? It's not like the harder difficulties are hampered in any way.
Aaron Scott
It's not that he's allergic, he just doesn't want to be seen with a big raging boner in his pants.
Henry Nelson
there really is
Connor Bailey
I legit cried at this part
Grayson Adams
Another problem with Etna is that she might say your dad's name instead of yours while in the bedroom, so you've basically cucked yourself
Aaron Turner
Every time Asagi has attempted to be a main character in her own game, NIS has almost completely sunk. She's cursed.
Ethan Torres
>not liking both flat and small
Connor Scott
Best couple right her lads. Well to be fair I'm pretty sure they're the canon couple out of all the Disgaea protagonists.
Colton Harris
>being wrong
Aaron Ward
underdeveloped assets are a constant source of comedic relief
Connor Collins
Pleinair? More like "plain as fuck".
Ayden Butler
pedophiles
Juan Williams
Would it be okay if I jumped into D5? I'm not gonna get confused lost in the story or with the characters, will I?
Juan Martinez
Joshua Cooper
All games are completely standalone.
James Jackson
>Etna could have used a chainsaw
>Etna could have used a gatling gun
>Nah spear lmao
Fuck NIS
Dylan Martinez
Best girl.
You'll be fine. Past characters only appear as DLC in D5.
John Lee
rude
Ayden Thompson
All Disgaea games are standalone, the most you'll miss is maybe some in-jokes and references. Some repeating characters pop up, but the constant thread is basically
"Who the fuck are you?"
"It's me! I was a big deal in the last game!"
"Yeah sure whatever, crazy person"
"I'll show you!"
And then bonus boss battle. You reeeeeeally don't need to know the other games at all.
Alexander Lee
Laharl really crossdresses.
No dignity.
Grayson Young
why is Sup Forums filled with disgusting weeaboo faggots?
nips are disgusting. 2 wasn't enough
Jack Long
It's not crossdressing if you don't have your penis anymore.
Ryder Hall
Why is this still up but the Ashley thread get 404'd. No lewds were posted
Thomas Gutierrez
Whole lotta video games in this post
Thomas Brooks
Its nice that they found a design for the male healer that people like. I just wish his book would come back again. It was a great weapon for magic based users.
Leo Williams
delicious
Tyler Watson
>be me
>work as a bouncer local bar
>be working saint pattys day
> my city takes it really srs
>parade and shit
>super busy
>line takes forever
>grills come up to me
>ask if boobs will help get them in
>i say it couldnt hurt
>one of them flashes me
>shes totally flat
>just shake my head
>they are pissed
i love my job.
James Howard
because Etna's in the banners while Ash is not
Wyatt Reed
So fucking what mods are still shit.
Bentley Lewis
Never noticed how similar most of the main Disgaea girls are
Joshua Gonzalez
i hate video games, but like THICC lolis.
and i have thicc lolis on hand
Isaiah Ross
can't argue with that
Chase Bennett
Epic meme, kiddo
}:^)
Evan Green
Post more, I don't care about the consequences.
Adrian Cooper
the fuck you on about
Jacob Robinson
Hopefully you get paid properly, that job definitely has a lot of undeserved shit to deal with.
Adrian Jones
You're right, most of them have very obvious themes and color similarities. Rozalin stands out as the only one without pink/red hair, while Sera is the only one without wings.
Anthony Young
Don't play. You know exactly what.
Josiah Rodriguez
>Sera has no wings
>named after an angel and canonically half-succubus
what's the deal with that
Lucas Thomas
Fuck it i'm gonna dump.