This is Evan Pettiwhisker Tildrum, King of Ding Dong Dell. Say something nice about him

This is Evan Pettiwhisker Tildrum, King of Ding Dong Dell. Say something nice about him.

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Is he the only non-human party member we get?

Sadly.

>even fucking game journalists are saying the game is too easy
>no difficulty options
why though

I want to be the king of his DING DONG

First game was piss easy too unfortunately.

Yes and he's also the only cute one.

I wanna scratch him behind these ears

lame

Forgot your pic

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boipucci

Any hot older woman character for /ss/?

That doujin of him where he gets fucked silly by so many cocks is pretty good.

>He becomes a princess
>That part when she lifts up his dress and compares dick size and starts leaking because oh how small he is

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He may be a king but Ill make his asshole my queen

link? is it on sadpanda?

Just search Ni No Kuni 2 on expanda

cute

Is there something there already? Oh shit

no luck, can you drop a link?

I want to hug him tightly

Ding Dong?

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based time traveler user
see you at c95

Me too

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I want to see him dressed in cute and frilly panties, a pink frilly dress, white tights, dark pink heels and a golden tiara. He’s literally made for that, just imagine lifting his dress up and seeing the embarrassment on his face when you spot his little bulge through the tights and panties.

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Search ninokunny

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Stop

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Reminder that Roland is a Globalist.

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Because it's game for childrens
Are you blind

This is the secret ending.

SPOILERS

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I really hate that you lie about something like this every thread. I want it to be true so damn bad.

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WHY IS THERE NOT A SINGLE DOUJIN YET

There is exactly 1 (one) pic, and its shit

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Sup Forums like to fuck little boys, and they like you.

I want to lick the king’s feet, he must be tired and needs a foot massage with my tongue

Degenerates

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Reminder that he has more balls than most jrpg protags.

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>that expression
>CUNT DESTROYER

But girls can't love girls, user

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god that's cute, i wonder what's the context

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Here have a second one

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That's one smug face.

So she's the mother of his child right? I don't know why they'd keep it ambiguous.

Spoilers confirm that he will have a son.
That's your context.

>that young
What are they even going to DO? Not emotionally mature enough to love, not physically mature enough to fuck.

She's described as his soulmate even on promo materials so i don't see anyone else.

Jesus, they're gonna impregnate that little boy?
Fucking Japs have no limits

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>falling for the Miyazaki meme AGAIN

I want to put my penis in his anus desu senpai

He's a noble. They don't marry out of love.

Hand holding is prohibited.

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>No handholding
>No bullying
Yeesh

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I want ride Oldland's cock all night.

The eye color of Evan's son makes it pretty obvious. As to why they never confirm it, that's just something nips love to do for some reason.

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There's only 3 playable characters again?

The blue haircolor comes from Evan's mom, right?

Noble caste was a mistake.

Yeah. Genetics are weird in Ni no Kuni's world. Look at Esther and her dad from the first game.

Tani isn't the only person in the world with green eyes, right? And if Esther and her father can be biologically related, Evan's son can belong to anyone.
Obviously the mother is implied to be Tani, but nips never like to make pairings canon these days so you can pretend it's someone else.

What the fuck, is that her biological dad?

Also, i find it funny how how the kid looks nothing like Evan

Yes.

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This guy? Yeah he was her father.

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>a globalist
>also a carebear with safe space politics

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>Evan's son can belong to anyone
But they're adding all these moments between Tani and Evan not to mention her character promotional stuff literally describes her as becoming his soul mate. Anybody who beats the game is going to think it's her. There is no other girl in the game vying for the Evanbowl.

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Yeah, i'm pretty sure it's hers.

It doesn't matter what all the evidence points to without explicit confirmation.

Maybe Ni no Kuni 3 will have one.

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Fuck that, I'm kicking her out of my party as soon as I can.

Better question is who did Oliver fuck? Since apparently Tani is his descendant.

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You are gay.

HOL UP

Why are you posting those gay fatties?

Because they're cuter than you are.

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Why? She's cute.

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Because she looks boring to play as and she's a shit and gets captured.

Why would I pick her over that one boy that can teleport?

She was cute until I saw her from behind. I can't abide by that stupid braid. Characters like her are almost always annoying too.

Fair enough. The game is going to have two DLC's which are supposed to be pretty big though, so I won't be surprised if one of those confirm it.

Is Tani older than Evan?

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Probably the same age.

>roland becomes young again
>doesnt fuck anyone

>Becomes young again
>Is in a medieval world, where you can pretty much do anything and get away with it
Not taking that chance to fuck Evan

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I'd rather take that guy to his right.

This

Fuck you
I want to be a gae fatty.

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something nice about him

You can't, but you can talk to some.

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Noice

Lisa Simpson looks really happy.

kek only now I noticed that thing looks like a liza with terminal autism

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>implying

>easy baby difficulty
>no difficulty settings

sad

First game sucked

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>game is so unfinished that characters assume the T pose out of nowhere
WOW

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What if I meant I wanted to be one for real?

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Well then my post doesn't change any.

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