What was his name again?
What was his name again?
is this game worth $5?
his name was not important
Snotim Portunt
Nodd M. Portant
Wreck it Ralph
if you're really into the edgelord fantasy then maybe, it's pretty bad
Nott'em Poortent
Shadow the Edgehog
Black Hack
Alan Moore
Angry video game nerd
Supreme Gentleman
Nodham Portent
Assblasted Alejandro
Nate Portman.
I love that they were convinced this was going to be a media shitstorm like DOOM or GTA and it just turned out to be a shitty top down edgefest.
Crying Emoji
doesn't matter
also why did Gabe get uncucked and then cuck himself again? i wanted to get this.
>MY NAME IS NOT IMPORTANT
>WHAT IS IMPORTANT IS WHAT I'M GOING TO DO
>I JUST FUCKING HATE THESE BLUE ARMS AND THE TROLLS FEASTING ON SONIC'S CARCASS
>MY WHOLE LIFE IS JUST COLD, BITTER AUTISM AND I ALWAYS WANTED TO DIE FOR SONIC
>THIS IS THE TIME OF VENGEANCE AND NO GAMESTOP EMPLOYEE IS WORTH SAVING
>I WILL PUT IN THE GRAVE AS MANY AS I CAN
>IT IS TIME FOR ME TO KILL AND IT IS TIME FOR ME TO DIE
>MY GENOCIDE CRUSADE BEGINS HERE
Pure kino
Nathan Explosion
Mr Deep pockets.