Why wasn't there a fail safe for them if things went wrong?

Why wasn't there a fail safe for them if things went wrong?

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There was

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there was, just go somewhere cold

You could kill them with enough plasma and ice tech. Even if things went bad, the pirates were overconfident.

There IS

the x parasites were the failsafe
turns out, they also are a fucking horrible abomination that kill everything they touch
guess the chozo are just retarded birds

Wait I thought the metroids were the failsafe for the x parasite?

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This is correct. The metroids were created for the purpose of eradicating the x parasites.

Lack of funding and the higher ups simply not caring for their subordinates.
i would seriously nut if we got some sort of rinworld style space pirate game based around mining dangerous materials and doing science

there wasnt enough samus breeding porn.

did someone say tubes?

I'd kill for a game solely about the space pirates
just imagine playing as the one bodyguard for a small science team group and having to deal with the bullshit they keep doing

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They're like Rancors in Star Wars

>Hyped up to be big shit in every game because it was the most interesting non Emperor part of RotJ
>Job in every appearance
>Ice weaponry is pretty much standard issue by Fusion
>They suck energy big whoop

Valhalla might be the only time they were actually threatening but since it's the aftermath of a one sided ambush we'll never know what the fuck happened there.

>wanting to fap to samus getting her skull caved in by parasi

>>Job in every appearance
They're a big threat in almost all of their appearances(or the games treats it as such) I'd hardly consider them jobbers

reminder: science team has vapor for brains

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Will Prime4 do them justice?
Actually will they even appear in Prime 4

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why wouldn't they show up? they're a series staple, especially with all the silly shit you read about in the prime series

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Well we dont have a lot of info on it right now, just that Sylux is gonna be in it.
And considering its gonna take place after Prime 3 the pirates have just finished getting their asses handed to them pretty hard

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didn't stop them in FF

Oh right, I forgot about that game. I wasnt even sure where it fell on the timeline

after prime 3 before 2

>"Hey guys, you know those super dangerous creatures which kill everything in their path? What if we made them immune to the only thing that can stop them? It'd be amazing!"
Jesus, the Galactic Federation was fucking retarded in Other M. It's shocking to know that even space pirates were smarter than the brainlets on the Bottle ship.

Mature Metroids already do that

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those are confined to SR388 until the tards in the GF made the place in fusion

Which also made no sense because SRX was meant to be a replica of SR388, IE the ideal environment to raise Metroids. Unless if that one Metroid that got loose suffered from accelerated growth or some science shit

because there wouldn't be a game then, dipshit

I wonder will the Space Pirates play second fiddle to the rogue Chozo in Metroid: Dread?

everyone in the universe is an idiot, apparently
the chozo created metroids
the space pirates have a weird obsession with metroids and also trying to emulate samus's weaponry
the GF are somehow even dumber than the space pirates, by making several replicas of mother brain, and somehow not expecting them to also become evil, making clones of metroids, making a clone of ridley for some reason
the only one who seems even halfway intelligent is samus, and that's solely because she just kills shit and doesn't attempt to create any bullshit

i loved metroid prime but the story shit the bed about 3/4 way through and i cant remember what happened in MP2 other than 'dumb shit'

The stories are pretty simple I fail to see how they could shit the bid