These Sisters of Battle have heard of your shameless ways and will be hunting you for 24hrs
Your only defense? The last vidya character you fapped to
These Sisters of Battle have heard of your shameless ways and will be hunting you for 24hrs
Kayden Carter
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Jace Adams
Alexander Ramirez
Ryder Jenkins
>Dreadlord Jaina
>Succubus Kerrigan
>a WoW succubus
I really don't care what happens.
Juan Baker
I think I'm good.
Hudson Price
Jack Ross
David Price
are they literally all same looking because sisters?
Carson Smith
Korgan will wreck shit
Isaiah Green
that's extra heretical
Alexander Carter
Kayden Martinez
Juri Han, literally a few seconds ago.
I’m gonna fucking die.
Sebastian Thompson
>Sisters of battle
>doing anything
Kayden Cooper
The SoB are never gonna appear in another 40k game are they? Fuck Relic so much.
Gabriel Gomez
i'm doomed lads, it was nice knowing you
Ryan Cruz
Cute! CUTE!
Kevin Lewis
I’ll be hiding under that ass
Noah Hughes
>no papa terminator to protect her smile
Joseph Williams
>image nearly ten years old
>he's never coming back
Brandon Howard
well, cag prolly wins but it will take a lot of spare bodies
Joseph Miller
Does it count if I hotglued the figure of a vidya character? If so then
Cammy
Since I know they're going to fuck my shit up I'll command Cammy to blow me and let me fuck her pooper
William Bailey
THANK THE EMPEROR BROVAS WE'VE FOUND THEM
SISTERS WE NEED YOUR HELP
David Butler
o shit get the sisters out of here before they get 'martyred'
Matthew Peterson
am i safe?
Bentley Campbell
Unlikely.
Kevin Myers
i don't know. seems like a Vindicare could take three sisters
i'd bet a dozen souls stones on it
Adrian Campbell
She isn't Vindicare quality though.
David Flores
I'd something something gene seed them If you catch my drift.
Landon Roberts
9s
Anthony Garcia
>mind broken killing machine sniper, versed in multiple firearms, CQB, X-Ray tech to see though walls to set up perfect shots
give her an exitus rifle, some Vengance rounds, and you got some dead Sisters
Tyler Allen
>Barely any images of her
Rule 64 is losing it's meaning these days
Christopher Ortiz
i'll be fine
Julian Stewart
Ayden Foster
What Cammy figure?
Levi Ortiz
She doesn't have those things, though.
Since it's THESE three sluts who are fighting her, she'd have a shot just because they're not wearing their helmets. But she'd also get gibbed by a single bolter round.
I see her dropping one of them, but since her rifle leaves an obvious trail, the other two immediately know where she is and probably turn her into paste.
Wyatt Cox
Jayden Thomas
Malon from LoZ, unless Link comes bundled I'm fucked.
It was adult Malon, in my defense.
Camden James
I think the Canoness takes this one
I mean she's got a power sword in the pic and what looks to be a Rosarius. It'd be a hell of a popcorn show tho
Jose Gray
Uh Kancolle doesn't count as a game right? How the fuck is she going to defend me from anything? Also
>these faggots thinking their shitty waifus have a chance in hell to win at all
laffin
Benjamin Baker
Vindicares are much much more than just good shots. The things she can do now would make her a good candidate for the Shrine though. But she would need at least a decade more training to even come close to what a Vindicare can pull off.
Colton Thompson
Looks like a regular battle sister though. Dont Canonesses have more bling on their armor and painted white?
Jason Howard
The braziers on her backpack lead me to think that if she isn't a Cannoness she is at least a Sister Superior.
Liam Long
The Bishoujo one
Henry Stewart
I ain't never seen widowmaker jump out of an airlock and cruise across the void of space at incredibly high speed rifle raised and die in the void of space just to get the perfect shot at warmaster horus, fucking with history to such an extent that the chaos gods had to make it retroactively a body double.
assassins are bullshit.
heres one losing to farsight and friends
Asher Green
It is a game so it counts. That being said, the 40k chicks are hard pressed to not get their shit pushed in by the 14cm guns. I'd like to see warhammerfags try to worm their way out of this shit.
Aaron Torres
Hudson White
nah, the sisters get pasted, they're only human after all.
Colton Morris
I think Sister Superior up there would be able to take one or two hits thanks to her Rosarius but yeah, the SoB here are fucked against those guns
No matter what, artillery always wins
Landon Ross
Those shots would deflect off of their armor for they are faithful and The Emperor protects them
Dylan Carter
>artillery always wins
Cain would've known how to defeat them. He's highly experienced with artillery.
Kevin Reed
I...I'll buy your army ;_;
Thomas Wright
tifa
i'll be ok
Thomas Lee
I don't know man. Sometimes, the faith of the Sisters are so great that the Emperor himself bestows them with an impenetrable aura capable of deflecting most damage. It very rarely occurs though.
Easton Gray
op didn't post celestine, they posted two sisters and a superior, the emperor doesn't give a shit.
Jacob Watson
>most damage
They're still 14cm guns at their smallest, could be up to 51cm guns depending on what user over there fapped to.
No way in hell are the female spess muhreens or even regular spess muhreens going to survive that shit as they barely seem to survive their own 20mm guns.
Andrew Sullivan
What the fuck I thought only the orks could pull this shit
Chase Hughes
>SoB literally get an avatar of the Holy Spirit
>Still get jobbed left and right due to shit writing
It's not fucking fair
Levi Sanders
death by snu snu.
Kevin Phillips
>The last vidya character you fapped to
Does this mean i wont even be hunted since im not a loser AND loyal to the Emperor?
Logan White
M8, you don't get it
The Emperor doesn't use logic and physics to stop the bullets
He uses magic, ain't gotta explain shit
Joshua Baker
Did you miss the part about the Emperor of Mankind himself blessing them with his protection? It's basically Saber's Avalon given to every Sister as long as they keep mentally fellating the Emperor in prayer.
But that said, in any other situation where the Emprah decides he doesnt give a fuck, yeah they're paste.
Faith and piety is pretty much what seperates SoBs from the Astartes.
Sebastian Clark
You don't fap?
Then you're on your own
Isaiah Johnson
All battle sisters get Shield of Faith, which is a 1 in 6 chance for any attack to simply not hurt them.
They can also perform an Act of Faith to resurrect themselves from the dead. If one of those Sisters gets killed, the other two can literally bring her back to life.
Connor James
Yet the spess muhreens get wrecked by fucking space americans of all things. Some emperor magic you got there mate.
2D shipgirls win every time.
Nicholas Clark
Blame Mattward. The guy for some reason, or maybe GW in general, seems to have a hate boner for the Sisters.
Samuel Jackson
>boob plate
Austin Ramirez
Ryu from Street Fighter
I should be okay
Eli Rivera
Maybe she can win
Evan Cooper
The Space Marines are a secular arm of the Imperium. They dont revere the Emperor as much as the likes of the Inquisition. That said, Force Commanders are known for pulling off over the top bullshit.
David Smith
Fool, it's to direct blows directly to their pious and faithful heart where no harm shall befall them
Alexander Garcia
It directs blows into the sternum.
Julian Cox
Do note that shipgirls can not be sunk unless you take them to battle while they're heavily damaged. Just keep them in one fight and the shipgirl is invincible.
Equip damecon for added effect, can't sink her even in the second fight.
2D shipgirls win again.
Caleb Miller
Nobody cares
Parker Lewis
Your shipgirls are too busy getting fucked by dogs to be bothered by this fight
Henry Anderson
>tfw you will never be the Emprah and have a coven of militaristic bitches worship your dick even in death
Tyler Sanchez
And spess muhreens are too busy to get their squad broken and being paedophiles, so they opt out of the fight too
Daniel Reyes
>Rule 64
>64
Kayden Bell
Jose Perez
Not to video game characters, no. But wouldnt they even have a reason to hunt me if i commited no offense?
Carson Richardson
You're user, therefore unclean, you gon get purged
Josiah Flores
But you have. Your supposed crime was your shameless ways, not your fapping to video game characters.
Charles Gomez
Save me you dumb commie rat
Zachary Carter
not with that attitude
David Morris
Is there a male equivalent of boob armor?
Jeremiah Nelson
Probably because they were retards who thought anything beyond beauty products and clothes are marketable to women, i too would be mad if i fucked with my lore to add in a shitty generic amazon trope merely to get girls interested and failed miserably.
Mason Jenkins
Codpieces I guess
Xavier Foster
knock about 30 off that
Nathan Brooks
Bentley Parker
I'm failing to understand those low resolution scribbles. Explain?
James Fisher
Trick question
Justin Brown
delet
Jordan Taylor
Caleb Jenkins
Eli James
guardsman hits sororitas in the tits holding her back from the line of fire
sororitas is embarrassed and guardsman freaks out
guardsman thinks hes gonna get inquisition'd
sororitas runs off embarrassed
Parker Brown
He's mentioned in vidya, does that count because I can crank one out right now.
Hudson Murphy
Okay, but you have to do it to his image in the 42nd millennium
Ryder Lee
I'll be fine
Michael Anderson
Even better.
Zachary Thompson
she knows python , im gonna be fine
Tyler Watson