This is your new Alliance race

This is your new Alliance race.

Say something nice about them.

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sssssssssssssssssssssss-hit

C-cute...

I wanna

>he thinks they will ever allow a reptilian non-human

Why would a snake person need tits?

Remove snek

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Poison bags

Can't wait for the porn

So that normies will know its a girl

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attract a mate

> tits
You call those tits? I've seen four year olds with bigger tits.

You, uh, wanna elaborate there, buddy?

>just resubbed after a long hiatus
>made a worgen because being human and a Wolfman sounds cool
>all this gilneas that could easily be a main city
Why?

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venom sacks

Four year old girls are too young for their tits to develop. Were you hoping I had a collection of pizza or something?

To fuck them, dummy.

I'd rather have harpies or nagas

>setting is in the far future
>all humanoid races are actually descendants of human but genetically modified themselves to adapt to planets they colonized
>tits just happened to be a holdover
Happy now? You could always go with the tried and true "cause it's magic n shiet"

It's a blank empty city for furry RPers to use as a playground

snek removes you

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MUSCULAR
SNAKE
PUSSY
Nice feet too

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>Snek will never do this to you
>She will never force her huge tongue down your throat until she's pretty much licking your intestines from the inside

Feels bad, mane

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wait is horde getting the furry shit? kill me.

Human-level intelligence is impossible without breasts, or something equivalent.

> intestines
That is small time. I want her tongue to go through my gastrointestinal tract all the way out my excratory system. It'll be like an episode of the magic school bus

>It'll be like an episode of the magic school bus
This made me laugh harder than it should have.

no bite pls snek

You're getting fucked.

Why is that?

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Why is Sup Forums so full of disgusting scalies. Did reading the lusty argonian maid break you or something?

I want to have dubiously consensual sex with them

They do have pretty long tongues, but they're not 75+ feet long.

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>Why is Sup Forums so full of disgusting scalies.
Where do you think you are?

gay central.

>scalies
It's full if Sup Forumsirgins with no chance for real pussy and have long since stopped caring what something is as long as it has a hole you can put your dick in.

Human brains take a huge amount of energy to develop, so biologically speaking, if you want a smart animal the parent has to devote a lot of energy and resources to it. By far the best way to do this is with milk, you don't have to worry about finding food the right size or the right type and you don't have to worry about times when you cant find food because your body will use your own fat stores to feed the baby. It contains all the right nutrients, digestive enzymes, hormones and antibodies to keep your child healthy, look it up, it is the evolutionary superior option.

But what about eggs, doesn't the egg store every nutrient the baby needs? Why couldn't a humanoid reptile just lay a big egg with the proper nutrients?
t. didn't pay attention in school

I'll be honest, if Snek truly make it in I will love it so much, I love their design. Also finally a good alliance race since all my friends play Alliance because of their guild

we can do better

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how much better can we do though? I think we could do even better

gas the scalies

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who asked for this exactly?

Excellent user, 10/10
Now give her bigger muscles

me

People are working themselves up over nothing. Desperate for some shitty meme race.

This man knows what's up.

>not liking sneks
how?

Men and women of culture and taste

i like both the snake people and the little foxes

If she gets bigger muscles, she's gonna need bigger boobs.

>people beg for naga to be playable race
>a rather large amount of people don't because "lol they cant ride mounts" or some shit about armor
>after years of of people bitching about it and flinging shit about it blizz creates a race of bipedal cobra people.
Are you fucking satisfied now naga/anti-naga fags? Can you fucking faggots finally stop bitching about snake people now?

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>Can you fucking faggots finally stop bitching
Is this even a remote possibility in your mind?

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Let a man fucking dream for once god dammit. I just hope if these become playable that'll shut them the fuck up finally.

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It will never end remember folks who wanted high elves got that compromise with void elves they still whine about the high elves

I am ok with this. I would like to see that. That is a pleasant side effect

I SAID LET ME DREAM DAMMIT!

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Why did the snake tangle with the child? Also who the fuck lets their baby anywhere close a snake?

street shitters are so fucking dumb

It was likely defanged. And cobras can't coil around their prey at all last I remember.

India is a strange place.

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It's quite obviously been defanged.

It's defanged. The baby is more likely to kill the snake than the other way round.

>DESIGNATED defense force

wtf happened here?

Snake crushed the other snake's body with its coils, but the other snake probably managed to inject enough poison to kill the former resulting in a double death.

poos are disgusting, but it's alright if you don't want to admit you're retarded.

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>poison

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from kissing them and swallowing their spit of course

>RNG means RNG
>just because you have a chance to hit, you have a completely random chance to miss, that's how RNG works; it's not a bug, it's a feature ;^)

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While it'd be cool as fuck and I would def roll one, I would really doubt it. They're not standard humanoid enough to work really, helms for one would be practically impossible to show.

Didn't stop them from making worgens.

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The thing that triggers me most is the trash lying around. I despise human filth that doesn't even respect it's own country that they can't be assed to get to a trash bin.

They would also pretty much be the first reptilian playable race though. It's much more likely the Vulpera or some other elf/humanish thing, or mammal becomes playable instead.

Yeah, and that looks pretty bad. The snekpeeps are even more different.

Snake people would be pretty cool and a nice compromise on making playable Naga without having to give Naga legs. These guys and those little furry goblin reskins are a hell of a lot more interesting than fat humans and tauren with antlers, at least.

But there was no reason to compromise. Alliance got blue elves after having blue elves since vanilla instead of just getting the fucking high elves that have been in-game since Wrath. The low population argument holds no water when there are even less void elves around than there are high elves.

Just have the helm warp like it does on a tauren. Cover the snake head and leave the neck/cobra hood exposed like the tauren hunchback hair is always exposed.

If we don't get a lot of heterosexual porn on them I'm going to be very angry.

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> Why would a human person need an appendix?

Why does an overly humanoid species classify as a reptile to you?
Why do you choose to ignore some mammalian traits and not others?

Hate to break it to you, but they only have one model, and it's mostly masculine looking.

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well too bad for everyone then because I'm going to smuggle a bunch of Chinese into Australia because of that.

Do the female Vulpera have larger boobs than goblin females?

Don't think so. Goblins have relatively large tits too.

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it's a bit late m8

If you thought it was bad now JUST YOU WAIT UNTIL TOMORROW

AUSTRALIA IS THE NEW HONG KONG

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Nothing's gonna make me come back, Blizzard. Not even sneks. I'm sorry.

Needs a longer tail/10

>2018 still playing Wow

That just happen to be on the chest?

You can add more cream and strawberries on shit but it's still shit.

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still mad this guy never made more

25% chance to miss means there is a 25% chance to miss. It does not mean that you will hit 75 times out of 100, you could only statistically hit 75 times. You could statistically also miss 25 times in a row, or even 100 times, but that is unlikely. Not impossible, just unlikely. Throw a die, every time you throw 1 you miss. I just missed 5 times despite the odds

Reminds me of this.

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seems to be the same size

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