IT'S MY XBOX SO I CAN HAVE AS MANY TURNS AS I WANT
IT'S MY XBOX SO I CAN HAVE AS MANY TURNS AS I WANT
Connor Parker
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Matthew Hall
Bitch ass I will snap those shards into your fuckin’ eye sockets you Halo playin’ cunt piece
Xavier Lewis
I never bought an X-Box. Did I miss anything worthwhile on it?
David Turner
MOOOOOOOOOM
Christopher Parker
Sure me wites child betta let yano bust in da BLOODCLAT wan more timie bless specs
Brody Foster
This game has split-screen you faggot
Lincoln Kelly
FUCK YOU TIMMY
Nolan Jenkins
You know the rule Tommy. I'll get off the x-box after you've finished getting me off
Leo Miller
>being an unironic communist
Adam Morris
That looks like the kid who got slapped around on youtube all the time by that shitty canadian dad
Kayden Collins
Timmy you fucking commie
Evan Edwards
>not going over to hit on his sister
Hah, Joe is gaaaaay!
Asher Cruz
>slits you're throat
FUCK YOUUUU
Sebastian Carter
>Takes out gun
Give me the controller bro
Jayden Howard
I had a kid that used to come over after school and play my 360 until like 11pm when his mom would come over and pick his ass up. I felt bad for him since he didn't have much in his life but fuck man that shit had to stop, when we stopped letting him come over he would sit on our front porch crying.
Jace Gray
>Teleports behind you
Nothing personal tommy
Easton Gutierrez
You can suck my cock and choke on it.
Jordan Clark
>nigger deleted his post
kek
Angel Jackson
>10 years old
>go over to friend's house to play CoD
>his really hot older sister sits on the couch beside me
>her boobs jiggle into me
>mfw
Wyatt Ward
>"Okay, user"
>entire group leaves and goes outside to play manhunt
>kid cries to his mother that no one is playing with him
everytiem
Owen Cooper
> be 10
> friend invites me over to play ps1
> yo user, check this out, I’m gonna best our ass
> it’s tekken
> pick wang, beat him few times in a row
> “stop user, you can’t use that move you cheater”
> proceed to just use kicks, win again
> leaves the room crying
> keep playing on my own
His mom then brought us snacks, realized his son was crying to stupid shit again and shrugged
Noah Clark
*my afterimage disappears right in front of you*
Hand it over bro or else
Zachary Brooks
Did you fuck his mom?
Jason Reyes
*bang*
Tyler Hill
> gets chopped in half by axe
> You PK’ed the wrong kid
Fucking favelas man, who would have guessed that killing someone online would have repercussions irl
James Ward
No, I was only 10 by then, she was nice tough and let me stay over whenever I wanted, was single since her previous husband cheated on her then left
Isaiah Hernandez
I think you're thinking of some other vid, that one's from a chink internet cafe where a guy literally slits some poor sap's throat.
liveleak.com
William Perez
same. But it was Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2's race mode and it was my ps1. He almost broke my controller before he went to cry in a corner.
Angel Moore
You could've slipped it in
Landon Evans
I hope you don't live in America, Timmy. You are bound to get shot with that attitude.
Noah Edwards
Sounds hot. What happened to her user? I take it you eventually found yourself a suitable gf.
Brody Martin
I know, I’m thinking about 1 kid in Brazil PKing someone in tibia, then the other kid grabs an axe, goes to his house which wasn’t far since they lived in the same favela, and chopped him in half
Jose Brown
>Be white
>Live in predominately carribean section of NYC
>Wonder what the fuck you just said
Matthew Garcia
Panzer Dragoon
Christian Smith
The same happened to me, but it was his mom. I had to jerk off three times everyday.
Carter Kelly
Why are the kids you start these threads with always ginger?
Carter Johnson
*deletes your save file*
Blake Carter
>he didnt fuck at 10
Why are americans so beta that they wait too long before sex?
Ayden Williams
Not sure, but I'm still a virgin.
Angel Robinson
I could but I was more interested in crash bandicoot and Spyro at the time, missed opportunity if you see her now
Jordan Martinez
Alot. If it Microsoft came in one gen later with the same games, but made for the new gen, it would've slaughtered PS3. PS2 was just such an amazing console to have that XBox was a bit underrated.
Ryder Harris
That's a Sega Saturn game.
Angel Myers
This, if you never got /ss/'d you're pretty much never achieving chad status
Charles Kelly
YOU'RE A FUCKING FAGGOT JONATHAN
FUUUUUUUUCK YOUUUUUUUUUU
Alexander Baker
A male losing virginity before 16 promotes premature ejaculation.
Jaxson Gutierrez
That’s really sad dude, he was probably desperate for some form of escapism.
Camden Hall
Elijah Perez
Same here too. But it was my aunt. She kept rubbing my leg with her foot. I was 25 at the time.
Angel Reyes
>Living with my cousins
>Hey guys come over so we can play games
>Okay cool, this guy always has a ton of games
>Haha nice, alright let's go to my room
>Check out this game I just got
>*plays*
>*plays*
>*plays*
>Hey can I have a turn?
>Haha, wait just watch this!
>*plays*
>*plays*
>His mom comes in
>Hey Timmy maybe you should let your friends play.
>SHUT THE FUCK UP MOM FUCKING BITCH GODDAMNIT I'M HUNGRY
>Haha, alright Timmy you and your friends want some cookies?
>Yes, jeeeze, get out okay? You always do thiiiissss.
>Minutes go by
>Haven't played yet
>Go to the bathroom
>Spot his mom with a bottle of wine waiting on the cookies
>Avoid eye contact
>Get back in the room with cousins
>Get cookies
>Grab a few more and leave
>HAHA, see you guys later, we should play again that was fun.
>Yeah, later Timmy.
>me and my cousins agree never again
Fucking white kids man, every fucking time.
Liam Davis
>older bro takes that game ive been playing and trying to 100%
>scratches the fuck out of it
>breaks the memorycard as well
>"oh wow they broke lmao, better get some new ones"
>he gets away with it
Evan Taylor
>be me
>11 years old
>secret sociopath
>didn't even like video games that much, never had my own
>used to become friends with kids just so that they could invite me over to play video games or even better, spend the night
>depending on how much time i have, I would go through their favorite games and wipe their save data/memory cards on gamecube or PS2
>one time wiped a kid's RE4, Mario Sunshine, and Smash data all in seven minutes
>always got away with it
I was an evil fuckin kid
Brandon Brooks
thats like the baby step before skinning a baby rabbit
Blake Parker
Where do you live now John so I can kick your ass.
Thomas Baker
> American
More like filthy sudaca, but nice try
Blake Bailey
>No, Player 2 gets the Mad Catz controller!
Liam Murphy
>Xbox
Fucking underages man
Chase Hernandez
I've wiped so much data I can't even remember who you guys are. Was it Smash, or maybe your Prime data?
Dominic Martinez
I don't care John, meet me downtown so you can get these hands. This is a picture of me now, I bet you wish you never touched my Smash data now! Huh! Now I'm gunna smash dat ass.
Blake Cook
What did you say?