>Say gg
>It wasn't gg
I'M OUTTA CONTROL
>Say gg
>It wasn't gg
I'M OUTTA CONTROL
>other player is terrible
>tell him that he'd be fun to cuddle and watch movies with
>he calls me a faggot
>gta
>ambulance mission
>run over patients after delivering them
RAINING BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD
>Game says I shouldn't turn off my PC while playing it
>I always just pull the power cord when I'm done
SOMEBODY STOP ME
>Find a shiny pokemon in the wild
>Kill it for the experience
ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME
>play Wii game
>tells me to tighten wrist strap
>wear wrist strap loosely
WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO GO
>still wears the wrist strap
I LOVE YOU YOU LOVE ME WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY
>Someone says gg after a really close, good game
WTF REPORED FOR TOXIC BEHAVIOR UGH FUCKING RUDE AS FUCK
>play like shit so people act toxic
>report their toxicity
LIKE A RAINBOW IN THE DARK
>say gg no re
>Accidentally hit rematch
BUT IN THE END, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER
>hes still mad he got banned
kek
>playing game for 5 hrs straight
>game recommends i save my progress
>sick of it's shit, i quit without saving
EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK
>do my best and end up on the top of the leaderboard
>people still blame me for our team losing
>report them for harassment even though I'm just happy to be acknowledged
DOMO ARIGATŌ MR ROBOTO
>create shitty joker thread
OH MAN, REDDITS GONNA FREAK
I remember the costume designer saying they were originally going to go with a more comic accurate design with the purple suit etc, but they decided that it was "too much" with the tattoos. The people behind the costume designs should have been shot
>saving, don't touch the power button
>put finger over power button
OH NO NO NO OH NONONO
IM DAMAGED
>call this reddit
>not the pepe/wojak posters
NOT ABOUT TO SEE YOUR LIGHT
LMFAO
The absolute madman
>matchmaking system pairs players with others of similar skill
>people in game still think they are better or worse than anyone they've been paired with
AND YOU COLD HAVE IT ALL
>get flamed by teammate entire game
>honour him afterwards because I recognize the hole in his heart that I once had too
SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME
>stinky day at local smash tourney
>take a shower and put on deodorant before attending
LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME
>Game tells me to report toxic players
>I don't
POMF POMF KIMOCHI
>Lose game
>"gg ez"
WILL ANYONE STOP ME?
>Title Screen says press start button
>Push a different button instead
WOOP WOOP THAT'S THE SOUND OF THA POLICE
>Dude don't reinforce that wall
>Do it anyways and TK whoever told me not to do it
OH WHERE OH WHERE CAN MY BABY BE?
>valve says they probably won't release half life 3
>respect their wishes
NOBODY PUTS BABY IN A CORNER
>game has super meta gun that everyone uses
>use the worst gun in the game
SINGING IN THE RAIN
>spamming pony music on my mic
>some guy says he's going to kick me
>kick him first
WINTER WRAP UP WINTER WRAP UP
>game recommends me a lower difficulty after i die
>start over on the highest difficulty
EVERYTHING YOU SAY TO MEEEEEEEE
>win anyway
This was Max Payne 3's multiplayer. Everyone else used to Mini-30, I used a single PT92 with no attachments and I wiped the floor with everyone, every round. It was literally better than any alternative, but no one knew.
>half game
>everyone says gh
>say gg
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR?
>throws out unsafe move and doesn't get punished
>wins match
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES
>Do a stupid attack in neutral
>Cover it with Vegeta assist
BITCH I LOOK LIKE GOKU
>README file
>don't read it
AFTER THIS YOU'LL BE BEGGING FOR MORE
>game has all kinds of weapons
>only use standard pistol
MENTAL WOUNDS NOT HEALING, WHO AND WHAT'S TO BLAME
>game says, "Thank you for playing!"
>don't say "you're welcome"
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES
>game wants to install gamespy
>install it, but delete the desktop shortcut
BUT IT FEELS SO GOOD AUNT DIANE
>those mods that have a readme OR DIE
>don't read
>don't die
DIG THROUGH THE DITCHES AND BURN THROUGH THE WITCHES
>please read and accept the terms and conditions
>read the whole thing
>decline
YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND
>game tells me to pick my character's name wisely, as it can't be changed later
>I just pick the first thing I think of without considering whether it's a good choice
THROW AWAY THE KEY
>Game tells me that life is valuable and you have to do your best
>Kys instead
BABY JOIN ME IN DEATH
>game has an amazing story
>skip all the cutscenes
HEEEEEEEY GOOD LOOKIN WHAAAAAT YA GOT COOKIN
>kid asks for my unusual for free
>give it to him
YOU'RE STILL FUCKING PEASANTS AS FAR AS I CAN SEE
>pass cemetary in game
>don't even hold my breath
WE'RE ALL FRANKIES WE'RE ALL LYING IN HELL
>Win against really shitty player
>hit remach
WAKE ME UP INSIDE
>Game offers a reward for killing a character
>Go and kill it
>But dont collect the reward
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL
>say gg
>it was really bg
IM GONNA GET DRUNK AND I SURE DO DREAD IT
>RPG Party is confronting a specific member's main antagonist
>Don't put them into the party for the battle
HEY YOU WITH THE PRETTY FACE
WELCOME TO THE HUMAN RACE
>tell someone they're muted
>don't actually mute them
KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL THE POOR
>NPC starts rambling on a long time
>knock off shit from all the tables
>run up and down the stairs
>run circles around other npcs bumping into them
PULL THE NEEDLES FROM BENEATH MY SKIN
>put stickies in front of enemy spawn on 2fart
>triple kill
>"fucking spawncampers"
>tell them i'll stop
>don't
PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT
>see a house
>enter it uninvited
BUILD ME UP BUTTERCUP
>press any key to continue
>hit the power button
DU, DU HASST MICH
>please insert disc 2
>insert my music CD instead
BLACK HOLE SUN WON'T YOU COME WASH AWAY THE RAIN
>donate 1k to a kickstarter project
>never open the game
SECONDS TO THE END, WHAT’S IT GONNA BE
>Get really good at Titanfall 2
>Change username to GreatGame_Easy
>Don't say a word as I top the leaderboard repeatedly with the mastiff, which is considered by metafags as the worst gun in the game.
>Teabag people in my hulking titan.
>Say gay, lewd shit to the enemy team when stacking with /tfg/
No better feeling.
>Know character is going to permanently leave party
>Give them the most expensive and rare gear
MR SANDMAN BRING ME A DREAM
>space combat game with huge weapon variety
>spamming shields and ramming is the best tactic
BORN, INTO A PACK
>game expects me to run a min/maxed party composition
>pick characters solely according to head canon shippings
OH PEOPLE, THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND
>don't read the terms and conditions
>accept anyway
>Character is in charge of who gets to eat
>i dont feed the children
OH BABY YOU! YOU GOT WHAT I NEED
>HD skin
IF I GO CRAZY THEN WILL YOU STILL CALL ME SUPERMAN?
>see this thread
>intentionally fuck up the joke
TAKE ME DOWN TO THE PARADISE CITY
>1 hp
>level up, hp goes to max
>do self damage to go back to 1 hp
NOW IF I FUCK THIS MODEL
>play physical damage character
>build magic damage items
RUN TO THE HILLS RUN FOR YOUR LIVES
>build character for maximum critical hit chance
>use the weapon with the lowest critical hit damage possible
THERE ARE NO HEROES LEFT IN MAN
>play assassin character
>without killing anyone
I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA
I KNOW THAT REFERENCE
Pretty hot porn desu
>Headshots only
>use SMG
TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR
>put all my points into unarmed
>use melee weapons
LET'S GET IN SOME GOOD TROUBLE AGAIN
>play RPG
>get the worst ending intentionally
PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT
>glhf
>no u
I cry when angels deserve to DIEEEE
>game tells me to have fun
>don't
THESE ARE THE WONDERS AT YOUR FEET
>game tells me I should take a small 5 minute break
>I don't
BUT WHY WHY WHY DO MY FLOWERS ALWAYS DIE
>say Let's have a nice honorable duel
>fight dirty
HO HO HO CHI MIHN