Say gg

>Say gg
>It wasn't gg

I'M OUTTA CONTROL

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>other player is terrible
>tell him that he'd be fun to cuddle and watch movies with
>he calls me a faggot

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>gta
>ambulance mission
>run over patients after delivering them
RAINING BLOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOD

>Game says I shouldn't turn off my PC while playing it
>I always just pull the power cord when I'm done
SOMEBODY STOP ME

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>Find a shiny pokemon in the wild
>Kill it for the experience

ONE NOTHING WRONG WITH ME

>play Wii game
>tells me to tighten wrist strap
>wear wrist strap loosely
WAKE ME UP BEFORE YOU GO GO

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>still wears the wrist strap
I LOVE YOU YOU LOVE ME WE'RE A HAPPY FAMILY

>Someone says gg after a really close, good game
WTF REPORED FOR TOXIC BEHAVIOR UGH FUCKING RUDE AS FUCK

>play like shit so people act toxic
>report their toxicity
LIKE A RAINBOW IN THE DARK

>say gg no re
>Accidentally hit rematch

BUT IN THE END, IT DOESN'T EVEN MATTER

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>hes still mad he got banned
kek

>playing game for 5 hrs straight
>game recommends i save my progress
>sick of it's shit, i quit without saving

EVERYWHERE YOU LOOK

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>do my best and end up on the top of the leaderboard
>people still blame me for our team losing
>report them for harassment even though I'm just happy to be acknowledged
DOMO ARIGATŌ MR ROBOTO

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>create shitty joker thread
OH MAN, REDDITS GONNA FREAK

I remember the costume designer saying they were originally going to go with a more comic accurate design with the purple suit etc, but they decided that it was "too much" with the tattoos. The people behind the costume designs should have been shot

>saving, don't touch the power button
>put finger over power button
OH NO NO NO OH NONONO
IM DAMAGED

>call this reddit
>not the pepe/wojak posters
NOT ABOUT TO SEE YOUR LIGHT

LMFAO

The absolute madman

>matchmaking system pairs players with others of similar skill
>people in game still think they are better or worse than anyone they've been paired with

AND YOU COLD HAVE IT ALL

>get flamed by teammate entire game
>honour him afterwards because I recognize the hole in his heart that I once had too

SOMEBODY ONCE TOLD ME

>stinky day at local smash tourney
>take a shower and put on deodorant before attending

LOCKED IN HERE WITH ME

>Game tells me to report toxic players
>I don't
POMF POMF KIMOCHI

>Lose game
>"gg ez"

WILL ANYONE STOP ME?

>Title Screen says press start button
>Push a different button instead

WOOP WOOP THAT'S THE SOUND OF THA POLICE

>Dude don't reinforce that wall
>Do it anyways and TK whoever told me not to do it

OH WHERE OH WHERE CAN MY BABY BE?

>valve says they probably won't release half life 3
>respect their wishes

NOBODY PUTS BABY IN A CORNER

>game has super meta gun that everyone uses
>use the worst gun in the game
SINGING IN THE RAIN

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>spamming pony music on my mic
>some guy says he's going to kick me
>kick him first

WINTER WRAP UP WINTER WRAP UP

>game recommends me a lower difficulty after i die
>start over on the highest difficulty
EVERYTHING YOU SAY TO MEEEEEEEE

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>win anyway

This was Max Payne 3's multiplayer. Everyone else used to Mini-30, I used a single PT92 with no attachments and I wiped the floor with everyone, every round. It was literally better than any alternative, but no one knew.

>half game
>everyone says gh
>say gg
WHY DO THEY ALWAYS SEND THE POOR?

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>throws out unsafe move and doesn't get punished
>wins match
CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES

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>Do a stupid attack in neutral
>Cover it with Vegeta assist

BITCH I LOOK LIKE GOKU

>README file
>don't read it

AFTER THIS YOU'LL BE BEGGING FOR MORE

>game has all kinds of weapons
>only use standard pistol
MENTAL WOUNDS NOT HEALING, WHO AND WHAT'S TO BLAME

>game says, "Thank you for playing!"
>don't say "you're welcome"
I PUSH MY FINGERS INTO MY EYES

>game wants to install gamespy
>install it, but delete the desktop shortcut

BUT IT FEELS SO GOOD AUNT DIANE

>those mods that have a readme OR DIE
>don't read
>don't die
DIG THROUGH THE DITCHES AND BURN THROUGH THE WITCHES

>please read and accept the terms and conditions
>read the whole thing
>decline
YOU SPIN ME RIGHT ROUND BABY RIGHT ROUND

>game tells me to pick my character's name wisely, as it can't be changed later
>I just pick the first thing I think of without considering whether it's a good choice
THROW AWAY THE KEY

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>Game tells me that life is valuable and you have to do your best
>Kys instead
BABY JOIN ME IN DEATH

>game has an amazing story
>skip all the cutscenes
HEEEEEEEY GOOD LOOKIN WHAAAAAT YA GOT COOKIN

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>kid asks for my unusual for free
>give it to him
YOU'RE STILL FUCKING PEASANTS AS FAR AS I CAN SEE

>pass cemetary in game
>don't even hold my breath
WE'RE ALL FRANKIES WE'RE ALL LYING IN HELL

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>Win against really shitty player
>hit remach
WAKE ME UP INSIDE

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>Game offers a reward for killing a character
>Go and kill it
>But dont collect the reward
THESE WOUNDS THEY WILL NOT HEAL

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>say gg
>it was really bg

IM GONNA GET DRUNK AND I SURE DO DREAD IT

>RPG Party is confronting a specific member's main antagonist
>Don't put them into the party for the battle
HEY YOU WITH THE PRETTY FACE
WELCOME TO THE HUMAN RACE

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>tell someone they're muted
>don't actually mute them

KILL KILL KILL KILL KILL THE POOR

>NPC starts rambling on a long time
>knock off shit from all the tables
>run up and down the stairs
>run circles around other npcs bumping into them
PULL THE NEEDLES FROM BENEATH MY SKIN

>put stickies in front of enemy spawn on 2fart
>triple kill
>"fucking spawncampers"
>tell them i'll stop
>don't
PEOPLE EQUAL SHIT

>see a house
>enter it uninvited
BUILD ME UP BUTTERCUP

>press any key to continue
>hit the power button
DU, DU HASST MICH

>please insert disc 2
>insert my music CD instead
BLACK HOLE SUN WON'T YOU COME WASH AWAY THE RAIN

>donate 1k to a kickstarter project
>never open the game
SECONDS TO THE END, WHAT’S IT GONNA BE

>Get really good at Titanfall 2
>Change username to GreatGame_Easy
>Don't say a word as I top the leaderboard repeatedly with the mastiff, which is considered by metafags as the worst gun in the game.
>Teabag people in my hulking titan.
>Say gay, lewd shit to the enemy team when stacking with /tfg/
No better feeling.

>Know character is going to permanently leave party
>Give them the most expensive and rare gear
MR SANDMAN BRING ME A DREAM

>space combat game with huge weapon variety
>spamming shields and ramming is the best tactic
BORN, INTO A PACK

>game expects me to run a min/maxed party composition
>pick characters solely according to head canon shippings
OH PEOPLE, THEY DON'T UNDERSTAND

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>don't read the terms and conditions
>accept anyway

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>Character is in charge of who gets to eat
>i dont feed the children

OH BABY YOU! YOU GOT WHAT I NEED

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>HD skin
IF I GO CRAZY THEN WILL YOU STILL CALL ME SUPERMAN?

>see this thread
>intentionally fuck up the joke
TAKE ME DOWN TO THE PARADISE CITY

>1 hp
>level up, hp goes to max
>do self damage to go back to 1 hp

NOW IF I FUCK THIS MODEL

>play physical damage character
>build magic damage items

RUN TO THE HILLS RUN FOR YOUR LIVES

>build character for maximum critical hit chance
>use the weapon with the lowest critical hit damage possible
THERE ARE NO HEROES LEFT IN MAN

>play assassin character
>without killing anyone
I BLESS THE RAINS DOWN IN AFRICA

I KNOW THAT REFERENCE
Pretty hot porn desu

>Headshots only
>use SMG
TWINKLE TWINKLE LITTLE STAR

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>put all my points into unarmed
>use melee weapons
LET'S GET IN SOME GOOD TROUBLE AGAIN

>play RPG
>get the worst ending intentionally

PARTY ROCKERS IN THE HOUSE TONIGHT

>glhf
>no u

I cry when angels deserve to DIEEEE

>game tells me to have fun
>don't
THESE ARE THE WONDERS AT YOUR FEET

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>game tells me I should take a small 5 minute break
>I don't
BUT WHY WHY WHY DO MY FLOWERS ALWAYS DIE

>say Let's have a nice honorable duel
>fight dirty
HO HO HO CHI MIHN

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