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Tell me how you would use that superpower in real life to gain fortune without attracting any attention

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powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Spinning_Inducement
A drawn out night at a roulette table. Some give and take, then do one big gamble.

> Soul Reading
Poker. Or any competitive gambling, really. Nothing huge, ever, just slowly scamming people out of sums they don't really mind losing, working up the ladder so I don't really bother anyone too long.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Total_Event_Collapse
>Tell me how you would use that superpower in real life to gain fortune without attracting any attention
I can't. All I can do is end existence. This isn't even remotely subtle or useful for getting money.

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Meta_Ability_Creation
I am God now.

Rerolled because that was bullshit.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Destiny_Manipulation
And now on the other end of the spectrum, this is way too easy and boring.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Memory_Restoration

I have no fucking idea how to use this one

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Karma_Manipulation

Instead of good things happening to me for doing good things I win the lottery by being average.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Bio-Energy_Manipulation

I guess I’m a hooker?

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powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cryomagma_Manipulation
i dunno, probably work for some asshole who maybe wants croymagma or something retarded

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Infectious_Energy_Manipulation

I dunno become a high-end hitman or something, I probably wouldn't use superpowers for money in the first place

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Goblin_Physiology
I publicly execute the creator of Goblin Slayer

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Arachnid_Manipulation
First, I get really slutty spiders
After I'm done enjoying my really slutty spiders, I can station spiders wherever I want to round up change. Nobody would ever notice change going missing.
It'd be a slow build to success but it'd definitely be doable.
If I wanted to be more direct, I could have the spiders target a wealthy man, and watch him do an ATM withdrawal, then swipe his card later and do the withdrawal for me. Nobody would really know it was me because I had the spiders do it, and the CCTV can only track them so far before they slip out of range and I can safely collect money from them.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Absolute_Law_Manipulation

and i take that away from you

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Cloth_Magic
I am the best tailor there ever was. That should pay pretty well even if all I do is refit clothes for people.

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Too easy. I'd just stop time and rob people blind.

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>After I'm done enjoying my really slutty spiders, I can station spiders wherever I want to round up change. Nobody would ever notice change going missing.
Wait a minute... is this a... JoJo reference?

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OwO what's this,

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wait, fuck, that would gather attention. I hold the creator of Goblin Slayer hostage and force him to have the farm girl, elf girl, and priest girl raped by goblins, then have Goblin Slayer murdered by Goblin Champions, and start a new story: Human Slayer. I take all the money made.

>Multiversal Lordship
Uhh

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Literary_Manipulation

This seems really powerful. Anyway:
>Literary Animation - project narrative stories into reality by reading. May include Illusion Manipulation.
I could just find a book that involves a ton of money and make it real.

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imagine im the richest man and the world and everyone is okay with it

ez

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Arachnid_Manipulation?useskin=oasis

I guess make all the spiders pick up loose change or just get Spider-Man to steal money for me

>Key Mimicry
Isn't it obvious?

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Sex_Magic
Well, that's unexpected.

>Use it to force game developers to be stuck in erection limbo
>Stuck with an inconvenient and uncomfortable boner 24/7
>Stuck like this until they actually make a fucking good game

I think that'd be fair use of an odd ability. It'd just be hard to get the message across as anonymous so I don't get in trouble for giving them power boners.

I give myself the same power but better. Tough luck kiddo.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Gold_Dust_Manipulation
>User can create, shape and manipulate gold
>make gold

> Origin Embodiment
> The ability to become the embodiment of the origin of everything. Variation of Origin Manipulation and Power Manifestation.

I'm literally God. I can walk into various cassinos, winning at anything. I can teleport to a safe while invisible and teleport money back. Actually, I can make a gold out of thin air

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Saw_Protrusion

I guess I'd cut some fucking wood for people

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Omni-Negation
I delete your dumb laws, and you.
Nothin' personnel.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Almighty_Link

I have all powers so I probably have something that can easily get me money. But I also pick and choose who gets superpowers? I probably should be careful with who gets what.

cant take it away if you never had it to begin with

tough luck kiddo

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>Lifespan Manipulation
I would use it to live long enough to see a FUCKING VIDEO GAME THREAD ON Sup Forums

>powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Temporal_Messaging

Tell my past self to play football instead of video games and become a chad.

>past you tells current you to fuck off

>Tell my future self he's going to be a lonely, unfilled faggot who browses Sup Forums all day.

powerlisting.wikia.com/wiki/Vibroweapon_Proficiency

I don't know, become a walking dildo or something.