This game is p good

this game is p good

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I know.

Best vidya dad.

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I'm in the crypts collecting gems for this spider statue, fucking undead are beating my ass

If there was a mod that removed all the shitty cutscenes it would be a 9/10

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What are some other first person games with a dedicated kick button?

Condemned

in-game cutscenes

>tfw no succubus in your head irl

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There's a lot of "that part" in this game. I recently went in on hardcore and I mostly noclipped through all the rope bow sections. And the fucking ghouls two shot you on Hardcore while being so fucking fast that they dodge everything you throw at them
It's still a really fun game though.

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KICKAN GAEMS

That semen demon had a sexy voice.

Postal 2
Mountain blade warband

Don't open this.

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Douk noukem 3D
It even has a kick weapon that uses the other leg, so you can kick while you kick

honestly its actually pretty shit
every enemy is a giant hp tank
why does it take like 5 swords driven through their chest to kill one normal human
yeah the kicking is nice but the game itself is actually pretty bad if you're in area without a ledge to kick people off

AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH

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IIIII WOULD WALK 500 MILES...

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tfw no sequel
>buh buh buh dishonored is the spiritual sequel
dishonored is fucking shit compared to this

I agree. Shame but oh well. I'm glad Ubi didn't try their hand at it themselves because that would have been disastrous no doubt.

i hate spiders

That's really good editing.

Literally why I couldn't get through the game.
Great game though.

HEY PAL

STOP RIGHT THERE, OR IT GETS UGLY

Bulletstorm, Necrovision

SHOW SOME SKILL BEFORE I KILL YOU

I slaughtered them all. I don't get why everyone had such a problem with the area, they were easy.

>tfw no cute insecure mage gf

>tfw no useless manipulative bitch gf
ftfy

>mfw I purged the useless manipulative bitch gf in the holy waters

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You can't purge Leanna in the holy waters.

KEEP AN EYE ON THE WALL SARETH

Too bad all endings are shit. All that hype about daddy (and non-stop foreplay with your succ gf), just to end it with a line or two and a beam of light exploding the city (in all fucking endings).
And demon form sucks dicks.

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fucking this, ever since dark messiah I wanted to have more father son stories

is there a single other first person action game that comes close to this masterpiece
It's like I'm really Jackie Chan in a ladder factory

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but leanna isnt manipulative

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Back in the pit, old man.

unironically the best beat'em all 3D since then.

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Did you even pay attention to what she asks you to do over the course of the game and how much she does herself? Or you are a speedplayer and only care about objectives in your journal?

>asks you to save the world since youre in a position to do so
>this is manipulative

She lets you see up her skirt on the boat.
You've been played.

>tfw played it when i was younger with crippling arachnophobia
>dick ass thief build but wanted big aoe to mass kill all the spiders without looking
>equip a bo staff or some shit
>look away and spam swing until i stop hearing noises
if there's one thing i'll never miss in the fantasy genre, it's big spiders.

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>her having wardrobe difficulties is manipulative
>xena being a literal semendemon that tempts you every step isnt

Should've just used those fire spell scrolls you are getting showered with
>Saref! Do everything!

But how good would it be without kicking?

Cause the ending is unbalanced/bugged as fuck.

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>hurr but how good would a game be without a staple feature
are you fuckin serious

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>>>Saref! Do everything!
its a videogame.

Xana saves your life. She's a good girl who dindunuffin.

how good would quake be without guns?

Yes I am, cause its not a feasible approach for all builds or situations. There is that one part at the end where you face 5 ghouls or so at once and if you focused on magic those little shit one-shot you. There is no way of getting out of it by kicking. Essentially you have to be lucky or bug the AI by crawling on some of the walls.

>Kick
>Kick
>Kick

I very rarely used the kick and I played through this like seven times.
The kick is just a gimmick to toy with the physics, same with the gravity gun from HL2. You can play just fine without using it.

STRANGER, GO NO FURTHER

STRANGER BEATS HIS DRAGON!

>tried to play the game several times
>my PC is cursed and it simply refuses to run on my machine
>GPU prices are through the roof so now is REALLY not a good time to make a new build
>when I do finally buy a high end build in late 2018 the first thing I will do is install fucking Dark Messiah and give it a try
I WANT TO PLAY THIS GAME SO BAD HOLY SHIT

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I played in on a fucking 5200fx, how bad is your pc?

en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dying_Light
If you liked DM and are ok with zombie setting try this.
I didlike zombie settings though, but the game was satisfying to play on a stream

It's not that bad, the game just does not work, it just crashes instantly whenever I try to boot it up.
I can play most games up to 2010 fine.

barrelmancy in this game is op

Pure mage is fun. The first time I realised there's no need to touch those dirty oil jars with my hands because I can throw and ignite them with a spell I felt pure bliss.
Windows 10? Lol if so

Nah, windows 7 64bit. It just doesn't work, and I even tried several pirated versions. I guess it's not meant to be.

It has some problems, but the combat remains the best first person melee system ever made.

HL2 SMOD

I NEED SOME HELP HERE!

>xena being a literal semendemon that tempts you every step
Yes, and?

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Any other game where you can kick the shit out of stuff like this?
Been playing Dying Light here recently and the dropkick is honestly pretty satisfying. Anyone know anything else?

I had the same problem but remember fixing it by installing the 1.02 patch here
pcgamingwiki.com/wiki/Dark_Messiah_of_Might_and_Magic

Is it true that if you try to purify Xana and end up not doing it, some dialogue and stuff change?

my niggah.

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