>Main conflict could have been avoided if the MC was able to talk
Main conflict could have been avoided if the MC was able to talk
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>Character is heralded by the fanbase as some poor soul who, against all odds, tried to prevent the main conflict from happening
>their negligence is actually the primary cause
F
The primary cause was autism.
And Barb.
Bob was shit too though
He enabled Barb and pushed her further in her shittiness
He did the same abusive shit with his first family she did to hers
Not to the same extent, but at least to the extent for pretending they never existed
Bob tried for years and then simply gave up
The real sad part is that he was a man with real accomplishments who spent his last years and death miserably.
I honestly think Chris could have been normal if Bob and Barb weren't so ignorant and paranoid. They fought against people trying to help them, which basically encouraged Chris to also be paranoid and self centered now. There's a reason why all of their other kids hated them.
Hm, I wonder why none of his other kids would have anything to do with him, actively hid his grandchildren from him, and in one instance ran off after college never to be heard from again...?
Chris is functional enough to pay bills and drive. His only disfunction is how spoiled and antisocial he is
>Implying it wasn't Barb that chased off Bob's family
She wanted to make sure when he died she got everything. Then when she did get all his money she blew it on legal fees and shit from Goodwill to feed the horde. She sacrificed everything Bob had for Chinese crap that she piled up in the house he bought.
Is that why bob's kids aside from chris-chan are successful normal people?
Bob insisted on mainstreaming Chris instead of having him sent to a school that's actually trained to help kids with autism. Bob told Chris to mooch off the tugboat forever instead of getting a job. Bob threatened to sue the Greene County School Board, Michael Snyder, and anyone else he thought had wronged Chris somehow. And in his final years he started to buy into Chris's crazy conspiracy theories like Megan being the leader of the trolls.
To be fair, I think Bob at least tried to do what he (incorrectly) thought was best for Chris, as opposed to Barb who simply didn't care. Nevertheless, he had as much of a hand in Chris's shitty upbringing as Barb did.
They also didn't attend his funeral.
Why does everyone forget Bob tried for years to help Chris get and hold a job? He did try at least for a while.
LOL
Trying isn't enough. Sometimes parents think they are being supportive by throwing stuff at the kids, but ultimately fail to help them learn proper patterns of behaviour.
I wouldn't say that Bob's failure as a parent is a major cause for Chris's failures, but he really never struck me as a man who truly handles situations smartly. Hell, just look at their hoarding-hell of a house when he was still around. Or that time he threatened to cut down the internet. He basically came to Chris, said "get that stuff out of there!" and walked off. He pretended to have authority, but he was nothing that could've given Chris examples of working as a functional human being.
I don't get it.
Why would he need to tell it twice during the stone age?
they are high (stoned) and suffering from the short term memory loss
This is obviously a Sonichu thread, but I will say this trope is a reason why I refuse to play Far Cry 4.
Yes. All of that sweet, sweet money that Bob had. Huge piles of cash.
>Hell, just look at their hoarding-hell of a house when he was still around. Or that time he threatened to cut down the internet.
He had a nice and neat collection of music and books. Barb is the one that hoarded and Chris could've been better if he was cut off from the trolls for awhile instead of being tricked into believing he had a girlfriend again and again
was bob really a member of the kkk or was that fake shit? I really have a hard time telling what was and wasn't real when the 12 year olds started trolling
Probably not, but he's old enough to think that they seem threatening.
Don't forget his other children despise him to then point of cutting him out of their lives completely. He had to be a real piece of shit of his kids to do that.
Bob was multicultural as fuck. He loved being stationed in Korea so much that he spent a while traveling the world and learning as much as he could about other cultures. He was also a lifelong supporter of the United Nations.
The idea that Bob was in the Klan comes from the fact that he once said "I've seen crosses burnin'" to a prank caller. Now, Bob fucking hated prank callers (since he got plenty of them) and may have just been making shit up to intimidate him. But even if it was true, he just said he saw crosses burning, not that he was responsible. And since he grew up in Jim Crow-era Texas, it's safe to say he knew his fair share of racist hicks.
Ever since seeing someone use the term GSM (gender and sexual minorities), I have a vehement hatred for any variation of LGBT
What about Chris's own version: SLGBTQ?
The S stands for Straight.
This has even less to do with video games than your average Neogaf/Resetera thread, yet there are no one complaining, hmmm...
He wasn't a millionaire but he had money. He paid off the house, had enough to live off of.
Barb was the problem from the start. None of Bob's family liked her and he chose her over them. Did he actually like her, or was he just trapped because they had a kid now? I don't know.
Either way, Barb took out a second mortgage on the house and drove up her credit card bills to the point she's been sued multiple times. It's pretty obvious she's shit with money and spent whatever Bob maybe have had saved up. She even borrowed against Chris's life insurance policy. She's set Chris to be worse off when she dies, and I doubt she cares. Barb doesn't give a shit about anything or anyone but her horde.
What the fuck happened here. Never though a thread could be derailed within two posts
This thread was obviously about CWC's family from the start.
>Comic dated 2017
>Pride fest 2009
Is Sonichu set in the past now or did Chris just forget/not care?
>S stands for
Do you have any source to back that up? Pretty sure S stands for Sonichu.
>Talking shit about Bob
The man would politely talk to trolls, for fuck's sake. He was just a lonely old guy who wanted best for Chris but got pushed down by Barb and Chris. Give the man credit for trying, at least.
Why hasn't anybody made a movie about Chris yet?
There's enough material for a documentary/tragedy/black comedy. I could honestly see something like The Disaster Artist happening
There is documentary in Youtube.
>That feel when ever Chris is going into the twitch streaming method
>twitchDOTtv
>clips.twitchDOTtv
The stone age was a long time ago, If you were told way back then you would probably need to be told a second time at some point as a reminder.
most of the trolls prank calling ended up quite liking Bob, and so did Emily and those other two guys who went to church with them said he was great to talk to and an interesting guy.
>Chris Chan related picture is posted
>be surprised when it becomes a Chris Chan thread.
Who would play him? Somehow I’ve been thinking either Brendan Fraser or David Morrisey.
Wow, you really sold me on that.
*Johnny Cash’s Hurt starts to play*
Maybe John C Reilly but he's pretty old now.
But my charisma is my dump stat
Bob clearly didn't have a strong concept of what the internet was and how it worked. He never realized the true scope of the notoriety his son had achieved.
Bob told Chris he looked like a fag though when this tomgirl saga started
What issue of Sonichu is that image from?
He started making that issue years before it was finished
Chris' own facebook and twitter posts about that issue. I can't be assed to go digging for them but the S is for straight. Have this gem instead.
Anyone keeping tabs as to what Chris has been doing these past couple of days?
Read the comic faggot
Kiwi Farms is always a good thing. His latest shit is him fucking around on Twitch playing some vidya on his Ps4
Oh he is also into selling Cole Smithy's forgotten comic books such as a rare wonder woman comic book for 20 bucks on Ebay
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Chris stated outright it stands for straight, he thought adding them (first, mind you) indicated straight people who identified as allies of queer people, not recognizing the whole point of the LGBT movement is to empower a historically repressed minority. Chris probably thought he was being very inclusive and progressive.
Issue 12
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I wonder what 2007/2009 Chris would think of current Chris.
Considering it's Chris, he'd either be repulsed, or aroused. Possibly both.
>when your legacy has lead to a page of your farce of a manchild’s comic book
He didn't try, that's the problem. He mainstreamed Chris instead of acknowledging that his son had problems. Chris was never going to be a success, but with persistent training, he could've been taught to restrain himself and probably been able to perform some low-level job and support himself. Never getting Chris any kind of therapy and then giving him unfettered access to the internet doomed him.
Rate Christopher's battlestation
WHEN IS ASPERCHU COMING BACK?
When is the next Sonichu: the animated series coming out?
>the totem
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The way he's using Barb as a puppet now is a bit unsettling. Also Chris selling other people's property again.
>when you’ve seen some shit in that bedroom
HAh try out his current battlestation
Perhaps she is dead, and he is stringing along her corpse as a pupper that he had stuffed?
Weekend at Barbra's?
>Bob told Chris to mooch off the tugboat forever instead of getting a job.
Chris is too fucked up to hold a job, even if he tries. He'll behave badly and draw negative attention to himself until he gets booted, and now he has a horde of obsessed trolls who would flock to wherever he worked and generally cause problems. Putting him on his SSDI was probably one of the smartest decisions Bob made.
Shit, I remember when that thing got bought like a year or so back. How much did it sell for, again?
Getting serious Silence of the Lambs vibes
Just much sadder and creepier.
>tfw an autistic hateful idiot like Chris is more inclusive then the entire lgbt+ community
It feels like lgbt+ has just turned into straight/cis bashing rather than a positive community. We need to focus on what makes us similar, not differen't
>selling his other brother’s comics
Unless he gave them to him, I can now see why Cole hates Barb, since she’s fine with this shit
>Click on a link to YouTube
>Larry Bundy Jr. is one of the top commenters
>Bob probably rationalized everything that happened to Chris. At least things can't get any worse
>Chris comes out as a woman and is wearing skirts and makeup
>"Where did I go wrong?"
>Die soon after
Bob had a hard life
>selling his boy scout troupe certificate
Barb looks more and more frightening every time I see her. That delayed reaction smile man. Almost makes me believe in lizard people.
Go look it up yourself.
>Unless he gave them to him
He definitely didn't. I don't think he cares that much, but it's still typically selfish of Chris to sell something that isn't his. He tried to sell Bob's coin (or stamp?) collection recently too.
Death really needs to just take her already, honestly. It's getting pretty sad to watch.
$1,400 american. That's a months pay for me.
Didn’t Bob give that stuff to Chirs, and write him a letter saying how those were really special to him?
Anyone has the archive link of the guy who bought it?
1,500 dollars
I don't even see a TV in this pile of rubbish; has Christine quit video games? is she no longer /our girl/?
This is so wrong. Also how would Chris know how much the comics are worth?
And nearly every dime went straight to Legos and MLP toys. I don't understand why people give Chris money, even if it's to own a piece of Christory.
Possibly. I wouldn't believe it if it came from Chris' mouth though.
This is one of the funniest things I've read in a long time.
Yes he did, Chris sold or threw out much of what Bob passed down.
what did you all think of the issue where sonichu became a feeder?
>I don't even see a TV in this pile of rubbish
The tv is our viewpoint. Chris records these things with his PS4.
Nevermind, found it
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Never forget.
Ya know, if the internet hadn't intervened in his life, chris would probably still be exactly the same way he was in 2004.
worth every penny
>not putting soysauce on your fries to increase your bust size
>outsider art
CWC is videogames. Now run off and spam CUTE CUTE! in one of the dumb fapbait threads.
The US Congress really needs to start setting decency standards for the internet. We can't have anymore disasters like this repeated.
Goddamn, what times we've lived to see.
What other work has this surpassed?
The government can't even be bothered to look into Chris' finances, with his patreon and ebay money Chris has probably surpassed the amount of money he's allowed to make and still receive disability.