How do we fix Touhou?

How do we fix Touhou?

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New soku.

more lolis

Tenshi in AoCF

giving zun more beet

more loli porn

Fix the god awful art

Make a black female protagonist.

You can't

these

large breasts

Swimsuit DLC

You get isekai'd into gensokyo and you have 24h (24h in-game = 6h real time) to rape all 2hugs.
World leaderboards to see who impregnated more girls.

Exterminate all youkai.

We stop making shitty threads on Sup Forums.

new pofv

You don't understand Zuns greatness.

We make them richer.

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this

Reclining

There is nothing wrong with touhou, you baka. Every game has been consistently getting better.

Although I wouldn't mind a new Phantasmagoria sooner or later

New Ayaya game. I don't even like Aya but those games are the best

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How do you improve any woman? Increase her bust.

ZUN needs to take a while off making mainline games. TD they started slipping and DDC onwards has been trash. Even his music has gone in the gutter, nothing of worth on the last 2 CDs. The last really great track of his was the DDC title theme.

Surely you meant decrease.

kill yourself

Remove mamizou

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no u

netplay when

the whole cast is already 100% little girls

But Yukari isn't a little girl. Neither is Kanako and probably 50 others.

I just fap to Nitori.

more ran

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>He didn't like the LoLK OST
Way better than the overrated mess with 3 good songs that was DDC

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More sexy cunny bunnies

There were only two: Bamboo Forest and Primordial Beat.

Make a actual good game

Which Touhou game should I play if I don't like bullet hell games?

There were some ok tracks in the first three stages

Not little girls:
Yukari, Ran, Yuyuko, Sakuya, Meiling, Eirin, Keine, Komachi, Aya, Kanako, Suwako, Iku, Yuugi, Byakuren, Seiga, Mamizou, Junko, Hecatia

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Loli bestiality.

>Not Little Princess
Fucking revisionists man, everyone was creaming themselves for that song when it came out.

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Just fap to some touhou loli porn and you are good to go.

Touhouvania 2 is really fun

>How do we fix Touhou?
You don't. Let it die. ZUN's new shit stinks and the new wave of fans is more obnoxious than the last.

Sorry but le epic Sakuya pads, IOSYS and UN Owen spammers from 2008 will be forever worse than any newer fans, which I actually consider pretty tame to be honest

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Soku.

IaMP's story mode is a fucking blast and no other 2hu fightan has come close 14 years after it's release

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>UN Owen spammers
I'll never understand this
Its not even a good song

Labyrinth of Touhou 2
Good shit.

I want to marry and impregnate Keine

Shouldn't I play the first ones before?

Lick my teeth, faggot

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Needs more lolis.

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>Suwako
>not a little girl

If you're using her age instead of body type then you'd have to list literally every non-human, since none of them are the age they appear. If Suwako doesn't count as a loli then no one does, except maybe Akyu.

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As a new player, am I really scum in the face of the community and /jp/?

Just tell /jp/ to suck your cock and they'll soon shut up.

If you can play the mainline games, you're better than me at least. Even after all these years, my main exposure is still through music and doujins.

by expanding some gaps

Honestly, who's the best girl in Touhou?

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best touhou coming through

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the very first one from the 90s
Reimu's ping pong adventure

I made the exception since she's a god and shit.
It's the pick I had most dobuts about, but she has always felt kind of mature in her interactions with others too.
Unlike other characters who despite being old in human scale still act like stupid children, like Chen or Cirno

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RAN RAN RUUUU

>having fun playing 2hu
>manage to 1cc a game
>spend a week trying to beat the extra boss and being unsuccessful
I feel all my motivation slipping away.

For touhouvania it's unnecessary but you can if you want

The only one that has been able to disrupt Reimu's supremacy in the popularity polls despite not even being a main character

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Finally someone with taste.

I once realized I had gotten good enough I ended up beating 3 extra stages in 24 hours. They were the easiest ones (Ran, Mokou and Suwako) but it was still the point when I finally stopped being a shitter, since I wasn't able to beat any extra before that.

Just keep dodging, play the other games normal mode, and keep getting gud man

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Try 1ccing all other games before beating an extra boss, you'll git gud enough.

2hu is forever verboten among shmup secret clubbers, no matter how good you are

Labyrinth of Touhou 2 is more beginner-friendly in my opinion but you can very well start with the first one.

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I mean I would hate it too. If the games I loved, games carefully crafted by a niche company devoted to pleasing it's fans, were completely eclipsed by some drunk nip man's mediocre passion project and the endless weeaboos into it for non shmup reasons.

I say this as a massive 2hufag, that while I understand their feeling, you just like what you like man.

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>Reimu's supremacy
you mean zombie Reimu?

>mediocre
lol

English translations on Steam. Gas all secondaries.

Remove youkai