LE FLOW OF TIME IS CONVOLUTED MY DUDE LEL XDDDD

>LE FLOW OF TIME IS CONVOLUTED MY DUDE LEL XDDDD
>PRAISE LE SUN : ^ DDDDDDDDD
Fucking christ, this game has an absolute trash narrative. No effort in it at all.

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it's a video game you fecking autist
try not to overthink things

>he thinks quoting dialogue but spelling it like a redditor circa 2010 is a legitimate criticism

Besides, the story is mostly lore based and the gameplay is where its at

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u dumb

What's wrong with you?

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you're one sad motherfucker

Fucking christ, this thread has an absolute trash OP. No effort in it at all.

Wow look at all the fromdrones rushing out to suck miyazakis cock. fucking pathetic.

:^)

haha #GOTEM

Well the "time is convoluted" in DaS works because it's just an excuse to explain the existence of multiplayer and invaders, and it doesn't go further than that.

In DaS III and especially its DLC, it's an overused plot device.

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here's a (You) so desperately crave

>playing games for the story
you fucked up

Solaire is based, you nigger. Don't bully him.

I'd ask you the same thing. Why play DaS2?

>the story is mostly lore based

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Wrong
There was a lot of effort put into the lore but absolutely no effort put into telling it

wonder what people feel when type like this

it's more of the same

>the story is mostly lore based
That doesn't mean anything. Story and lore are two separate things, and while the Souls games might have lackluster stories, this is hugely compensated by gameplay and lore.

I'd say they are baiting or are angry at things that don't affect them in any way. I don't understand either.

Don't you know? Making characters with pretentious names, having them mention events vaguely with ye olde englishe is masterful writing.

Even if 90% of the lore doesn't actually exist. Kids eat that shit up. Souls have one of the worst narratives around, but it's japanese and hard, so any kid over 16 who wants to appear cool in his secret Sup Forums treetop club will praise it like it's a novel.

These are the same people that think Undertale has a good story. When you realize that, Sup Forums makes a lot more sense. It's a lot of underage retards and manchildren.

>Lore
>Sword of Faggot
>This giant ass sword was wielded by Faggot, the bitchslayer. It is said that he once cut the starts themselves with this blade.

>Sup Forums thinks a story being composed 99% with shit like this is good

I mean it doesn't surprise me. This is Sup Forums, people still think anime is a entertaining.

i kill that guy on every playthrough

it's a great game

You will never suck milk out of Gwyndolin's titties.

you write this like the meme came out before the game

you just don't get it lmao

So is humanity actually evil or what?

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wow dude you really sound mature and all

No, the Gods are evil for actively trying to prevent humanity and progress from occurring.

It's okay, one day you might grow up and you won't feel so personally insulted.

Don't you have some Overlord or One Punch Man to be watching? Don't wanna miss some epic fights.

Humanity is humanity. The snakes are just jews that want a piece of whatever pie ends up showing up. That's why Kaathe and Frampt both ask you to do opposite things.

>the Gods are evil for actively trying to prevent humanity and progress from occurring.
>Dude, Earth is going to die out, we should do something
>You're evil. You're preventing progress

fuck man wish i was you really you inspire me to become a more mature person

>evil
>existing

Yes, humanity (i.e. the dark) represents the inherently evil nature of man.

no the new season isn't out yet

>muh narrative

Plots were a mistake

>I play games for the story

not even the creators give a single flying fuck about the plot/lore, there are retcons and bullshit everywhere, but autists still eat it up and try to make sense of it

The entire premise of the series is 'armor type dude journeys to Hell Fuck Castle to fight the great and terrible Horsedog' and old women laughing at you in cutscenes. The snippets of narrative you get exist only to give flavor to your items.

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who are you quoting

this
I wonder if you fags also read books for the gameplay

>old women laughing at you in cutscenes.
DaS2 made such an important contribution to the series.

>Dude, Earth is going to die out, we should draw out its slow and painful death
>You're evil. You're preventing progress
yeah basically

>There are people ITT that are butthurted and responds to bait just because OP craved for attention by shitting on an average game's story
Damn lads, sometimes i even forgot Sup Forums is the new Sup Forums; a pathetic attention whoring board
Pretty sad to see this...

Why are you on Sup Forums?

Most of the times trying to talk about video games instead of seeing buttblasting 24/7
or just to suffer out of boredom by shitposting