>have gf over >we play vydia games >play us some of that good old Mortal Kombat on my PS3 >she picks Kitana, I pick Johnny Cage >absolutely wreck her shit, do fatality >say "wanna play another one or something else?" >she flips her shit >"FUCK YOU MIKE YOU NEVER LET ME WIN YOU EGOISTIC ASSHOLE YOU WILL DIE A FUCKING VIRGIN ALL ALONE AND YOUR BODY WILL ONLY BE FOUND WHEN IT STARTS TO SMELL!" >grabs my fingerbox off a coffee table, throws it against wall with a force of a thousand rabid gorillas >storms out, slams door >won't answer calls or messages
What games can I immerse myself in to forget this whole day?
I had a friend who went on a trip to Chernobyl and put a pebble from there in his. Was styled all in STALKER style, and Geiger counter would start ticking a bit when near it.
Christopher Scott
That's a funny story user.
Play some MKX online and wreck some Kitana players.
Christopher Stewart
Why are you even dating a girl who disrespects your fingerbox?
David Cooper
Shit man, that's light, I had a friend who lived in Goias when someone stole that radioactive cesium chloride powder and eventually forced the whole area's topsoil to be dug up, his fingerbox still has some of the compound and apparently it really did have magical properties; the powder magically integrated itself into the fingerbox structure
Now all fingerboxes in Brazil have those same radioactive properties and will strike again when able
