"stop playing modern Resident Evil games"

"stop playing modern Resident Evil games"

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RE7 was good though

this person is creepy

I only ever played remake and revalations
remake was sooo great easily one of my favorite games ever and canĀ“t wait for remake 2

I want to breed Jill Voth in her cosplay

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i want to feed her a Jill sandwich

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Yes ma'am

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>""""""""""her""""""""""

it's so fucking sad that you've saved this

Let me be your human toilet paper

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>noone will ever be so violently aroused by you that they collect videos of you eating
its a strange feeling

stop playing classic RE

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>licking fingers
ewwww

ps1 jill > voth jill

SHE DOES JILL ROLEPLAY FOR HER BF
GIVE ME A GF RIGHT NOW REEEEEEEEEE

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ok so like stop?

>wearing nothing but her holster

Porn?

[spoilers]Any pornstars that look like her, any deepfakes?[/spoilers]

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Already have, Jill.

Read the text at the bottom of this image.

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You could try Mindy Main.

stop not being my wife

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>you'll never escape from a facility with claire, guaranteeing a chance to fuck claire

>implying she would wait until you escape
>"Fuck looks like we're stuck in this room, and the only way out is by knocking me up"

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Basically Quiet

I just finished everything in REmake. What do I do now?

I don't mind Claire's face in Rev2

If you have to lick your fingers do it at the end of the sandwich, not after every bite. What a dumb cunt

Play it with the randomizer mod

why?

Why does she still dress up like this?

same, capcom just doesnt understand that some faces dont look good at all angles

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There was a rumour she was fucking gabe newell in exchange for a jill valentine dlc in left 4 dead 3.
Is he the harvey weinstein from the vidya industry?

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holy fucking shit that lucky cunt

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why would she fuck someone for a skin of a character she no longer plays?

it's not so bad in the right light, really

she's still totally fuckable and I'm glad she finally settled down with someone, especially since it's barry's daughter

this is an attractive female in 2016

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>left 4 dead 3
>ever even happening

cmon, user

>you will never knock up Jill
>you will never get to fuck Rachel
Why even live?

>ywn be a BSAA rookie partnered with Jill

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>have to constantly make excuses to split up because you need to jerk off
Hopefully she never finds out.

archiveofourown org/works/7794544

archiveofourown org/works/7794475

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>leddit

reminder that google has headcanons now

after a million years of you posting this to RE threads, I finally got around to reading one of them and it was pretty good

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lol that dude is so fucking fat

lol

Why I even bother writing. Thanks.

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Voth isn't even in the top 10 of what makes classic RE good.

Her face might not be that good but holy shit that body is a 10/10.

>played the shit out of RER1 and 2 on 3DS/PC
>playing them again on Switch
>cant bring myself to do anything but raid mode

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She has crazy eyes in the best fucking way.

>ywn make her lunch when she comes home from work

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In all fairness raid mode is the best aspect of REV 1. I honestly wasn't a fan of it in REV 2 though. Just didn't feel right.

Jill is for rape.

With Claire's omnicuck luck, you'd just end up accidentally running into some redhead hottie whose all aspects are objectively superior to Claire's equivalents and inexplicably wants to fuck you.

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She probably has days where she thinks she's Jill

What If I fuck both of them.

>She wakes you up in the middle of the night
>"The monsters have overtaken the city. Somehow, we're still alive..."

Raid mode in the first revelations was good. Well at least until the end where it becomes impossible without a coop partner.
Raid in rev 2 just felt like a reskin of mercenaries.

>leg locked into the second girl
>no way of getting free
>drained
>nothing left for Clair
>BSAA shows up and saves the day

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She can always clean you off and take the initiative the next time, user.

Sauce.

Says the one that's dress as Quiet. Quiet you!

>next time
RER3
>same story as RER2 but Moira is replaced with young dude Claire wants to fug
>Claire is actually working with the overseer
>near the end overseer attempts to force the dude to fuck Claire so she can have an army of mutants
>Jill comes in last second kills overseer with an unlimited ammo rocket launcher snags the boy for herself and send Claire home to her big bro who lets her have 1 more hour of phone time for being brave

>claire finally is about to get laid
>survived a whole ass apocalypse with some dude
>not even an attractive dude, bottom of the barrel, a miracle the guy even survived
>claire has no standards at this point, finally ready for a dicking
>she goes to make the first move on autismoslob supreme
>sound of helicopters overhead
>chris rappels down from one
>claire looks at chris with dead eyes
>chris says, "Glad you're safe, honey"
>claire is confused
>chris goes over to the other dude and kisses him on the cheek

even her own brother...

Claire isn't that unlucky. She'd get at least one blowjob.

Is revelations 2 any good? I played rev 1 and liked it.

she'd see benis at most
not the worst but not the best

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Personally I feel that the forced co op aspect of 2 really ruined it. Especially since Moira was fucking terrible and Natalia was pretty useless.

A lot of people didn't like it because they felt it was a last of us clone.
I enjoyed it though.

>natalia
>useless
those bricks could kill god

>see
Come on, a quick feel of it against her ass at least.

it's funny that, even though it's viewed as a last of us clone, it's still way better than tlou by far

>Natalia
>useless
I agree Moira was retarded
>lemme shine a light in their eyes, that's a good trick!
But Natalia was good for seeing where all of the enemies are so you can set up strategies/extraction routes.

Yeah but that means switching off of Barry.

Couldn't agree more. I enjoyed it just like Resident Evil REmake, and that's my 2nd favorite RE game (my favorite is the 3rd).

okay
but her clothes are on

yeah but you switch off barry to become the little girl with the power to kill reality itself with those bricks of hers

Obviously. At best she'd get a blast of his "fluid" on her face.

Yeah but Barry.

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I want to fuck Jill in a mansion full of monsters.

I want to fuck her regardless of local.

I want to fuck her, but as rebecca

Same, but sex in a place full of danger is up there.

a man of culture

Shes got some mean hips though

>Jill and Claire will never destroy your pelvis

>Wanting Jill and Claire at the same time
Are you insane, user?

you may not like it, but this is what peak performance looks like

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what? why? is this another dumb american thing like how you guys don't like to breathe using your mouth?

>not wanting jill and claire at the same time
are YOU insane, user?

>implying you wouldnt pump homely claire with your seed

That little girl can't even compare.

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I'd fuck at least four RE girls at the same time. But the amount of sexual frustration that would be built up in them could be dangerous.

>not wanting two sexually pent up girls to cut off all communication with the BSAA so they can spend weeks destroying your body locked up in a saferoom during an outbreak

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goddamn you cunts are sad. drooling over some random instagram airheaded thot. go outside for fuck's sake.