Let's talk Squids
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I really, really like squids
Lesbians
But they are kids
yes
Based Nintendo
"""Squids""" are so unattractive that you must be equated to furries. Sorry but I call it like I see it.
well they have human bodies and don't have fur so they're definitely not furry.
They're closer to monstergirls if anything.
Who at Nintendo thought it would be a good idea to make (monster)girls that look no older than 11 wear skin tight spats and belly shirts?
They're sick fucks
I wnat more femdom doujins. That one (you all know the one) was pretty hot.
How did you dress up your Squid Sup Forums? Schoolkid, sporty, cool, hip? Tell me about your squid fashion
I want to be a Squid
I want to make Callie a mother after marrying her and kiss her cute beauty mark
Which one famalam??
>tfw cant fap to anything but trap squids
help me
>That one (you all know the one) was pretty hot.
Could have used a little more hurting before the climax but the melting/licking off the floor scene was pretty hot, yeah.
At least you have good taste
user I am dissapointed in you.
porno
/ourguys/
like this
are splatoon threads just a thinly veiled excuse to post innapriopriate pictures of underaged squids...?
my wife on the front right
CUTE!!
No.
They're also a thinly veiled excuse to post inappropriate images of legal squids.
I honestly can't tell if that's supposed to be a boy(gay) or a girl(tomboy).
She is MINE
sorry gentlemen, but she's already been claimed
>(you all know the one)
I need my memory refreshed.
Callie is my wife. Marie can watch as I fill her with my white ink if she wants.
Now we can do this the easy way, or we can do this hard way. No innuendo intended.
There is no white ink user..
Callie makes me hard, so the hard way
>NTR
I ship them.
Yes, I know I'm scum.
yeah huh
I said no innuendo you fuck.
Very few white people consider themselves white. I don't get up in the morning, look in the mirror and sat "damn I'm a handsome white man"! When I get to work, I don't say to my buddy "what's up, my honky?" Or "how's it hangin', white devil?" Whites don't drill skin color into each others' head during casual interaction (or any other interaction). We also, as a rule don't tell our children what "color" they are. Why do you feel it neccesary to have them feel segregayed from whites, To fear, challenge, or divest themselves from whites. Can't they just be children?
user, do you not know about the references in their names? It's basically canon.
WOOMY
Is this a bot or are you terribly lost?
Whats objectively the best hairstyle for a female squid? I can't decide
classic woomy big floppy tentacles
>your a kid now
>your a squid now
>your a kid now
>your a squid now
>your a kid now
>your a squid now
>your a kid now
>your a squid now
Goddamn it feels so good to be white.
I hate the look of the bangs though...
Should I buy the second game f9r my switch Sup Forums? I've been putting it off.
> mfw straight men are the worst race of the earth
I FUCKING LOVE SQUIDS
The fact that there's not a Maid Outfit in the game is a fucking sin against god
>main characters have substance abuse problems
no thanks
But Pearl and Marina are the OTP, along with Callie and Marie
Theres a schoolgirl outfit
get it, it's my most played Switch game with 355+ hours
For the last time yes I would a squid!11!
THIRSTY
Elaborate
FROSTIES GET FROSTIES
fricken viral marketers
Squids
>Pearl is a hime squid, one of the smallest known squids that has a sticky mantle they use to adhere to things so as not to get swept away. A common example is eelgrass, scientific name something marina. Marina is a webfoot(?) octopus. They’re known for grabbing/pouncing anything that is colored white.
Why is Marina such a pervert?
But why is Marina black?
Squigger slut!
>thirsty
They're singing THRUST-Y user
does anyone have the eye meme where she has the shadow of a dick on her face?
Best squid
Webfoot octopuses are brown. It's also to add contrast between her and Pearl.
Also because it's delicious.
For every squid girl i will squirt ink into their woomy.
>You will never become a meme and make dough for animations that animate nothing
here she is
I love Callie!
Legally Marie is better. sorry Calliefags.
Predict the next Splatfest
What do you want the final Splatfest to be?
Wait right there
Cute v/s Lewd
Missionary vs. Doggy
What does a woomy taste like?
Handholding vs. Headpats
You sick fuck!
G-go on...
Best OtH vs Marie
"Legally" the chicken came before the egg but anyone with a brain knows that ain't true. Just NoA written meme dialogue. I really don't care who you prefer. I'd just like to see Mariefags support their waifu without resorting to cheap arguments or slander for once. Or just not instigate pointless arguments in the first place. That would be the preferred solution.
>cheap arguments
I'd like to see Calliefags come up with good arguments myself, but they never do.
Woomy !
>still fighting over which squid sister is better
It's not about arguments it's about appreciating YOUR waifu.
>posts in Splatoon 1 were cute and creative
>posts in Splatoon 2 are retarded and the stupidest ones drown out the actual good posts
Had to turn posts off, it's just that disgusting now.
This. It's all about Off the Hook now.
We support her via banter my guy. It seems you just can't take it.
There aren't nearly enough trap squids, it's a fucking crime
I want the expansion to bring me many gay octo boys
"Am I cute?"
It seems you have nothing good to say about "best girl" except to use her as a tool to try to win internet arguments because the ammo comes so cheap. The "banter" is beyond old, my guy. I did provide some fresh "banter" that you didn't bother to address. That's perfectly fine with me though.
I like the tomboy vibe both cover girls have, so it usually adheres to that. A lot of enperry gear in 2.
k. i hope i don't get b& for what i'm about to post.
CHOOSE YOUR SIDE