This is why the Joycons cost a bullshit amount of money

This is why the Joycons cost a bullshit amount of money.

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I thought it said Toycon Garbage

>invent the Toy-Con RC Tank
>by buying this kit and following the instructions

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The 3Ds has one of those too, I bet they're inexpensive as fuck.
They come on tv remotes for fucks sakes

AS USUAL nintendo making people pay for their gimmicks

i dont want this joycon trash. i want a regular $200 switch with nothing else in the bundle.

i thought this cardboard was for kids
this is too complex even for me

WAAAAH WAAAAAH WAAAAAH PLEASE REMOVE FUNCTIONALITY FROM YOUR PRODUCT AND DILUTE YOUR BRANDING WHICH DIRECTLY REFERENCES THE FUNCTIONALITY I WANT TO REMOVE WAAAH WAAAH WAAAAAAAAAH

what do you call a switch that doesn't switch, faggot? this isn't a 2ds where the branding makes itself

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You're not very smart, are you?

Going to be brutally honest.

I read that top left portion as Toy-Con Garbage.

How the fuck did they even make any of this work with cardboard and a pair of wiimotes on steroids.

But that's only the R joycon the L joycon has fuckall and costs the same.

>nintendie gets triggered
>defends controller gimmicks he never once used
>he will even defend it when the mechanism to the gimmick becomes worn out and he has to buy another switch to replace it

>CAMERA IN YOUR CONTROLLER
WHAT THE FUCK? I HAVE IT FACED TOWARDS ME ALL THE TIME

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like that black kid who invented the computer

Reminds me of the 3D gimmick of the 3DS. Like shit, a day after using its feature, people either forget about it or just plain avoid it.

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It doesn't seem that complicated to be honest, the only thing that may get in your way seems to be the amount of joycons that you have.

I actually liked playing games with 3D on, except MH3U because muh sweet 60fps, I really enjoyed how it was like a little box you could see inside.

Only retards with severly defective eyes didn't use the 3D. 3D was a greater gift than HD.

Those infared camera are like a 17 cent component out of china.

>a horror game that can read your face of terror
>it gets more or less scarrier depending of the face you made

You're a fucking retard. The IR sensor on the 3DS and your remote controls is not a fucking camera. KYS.

>he didint used the GLORIOUS 3D
sucks to be you

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>rubber band guitar
I fucking knew it. I am going to be genuinely surprised if we don't get some sort of guitar hero clone within the year.

>what do you call a switch that doesn't switch, faggot?
A console.

Who knows

Well it doesnt make much difference

Is this... video games?

>This is why the Joycons cost a bullshit amount of money.
It's probably why the Joycons exist in the first place.

His voice is fucking grating.

>The best part is ppl buy this shit

Now that you mention it, not really. The toy-con garage software should come preloaded with the switch since its just a way to program your joycons to do silly shit.

We have a genius here folks

Almost like he's overloaded on soy.

He also sounds like he has a speech impediment. He fucks up in the first 30 seconds delivering his lines

The fucking amount of autism on this labo shit is amazing.

3D was awesome stfu

>Why can't I buy a fourth flavor of PC? Fuck this variety bullshit

That motion camera really isn't that useful for anything, sperg.

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I feel like they didn't include it in the first place to not screw over game developers and whatever inventive ways they came up with to use the Joycons. Unfortunately, game developers are idiots, so Nintendo probably decided to just do it themselves and let the consumers come up with their own stuff instead of relying on the devs.

>attaching controllers to cardboard makes it variety
wake me up when they have actual variety, like the n64 controller and rumble paks were

3Dwas the best innovation in the last two gaming generations. Omly retards cant enjoy it thinking that it cause pain and other stupid shit.

Having both first-party and relevant third-party support sounds way better than a portable Wii U with last-gen ports and cardboard peripherals.

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holy fuck I did too

>the best part is ppl get salty that ppl buy it

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What the actual fuck are you even talking about?

Samefag

Wow, this has much more depth than I thought. Looks like IRL Little Big Planet.
Still, kids will probaly play with this for like a week before they get bored and go back to their regular games (and iPhones).

3DS is a transmitter/receiver for data. Switch is an actual camera that can make out some details of what it is looking at

Sounds like that bit block guy. I thought Nintendo banned him.

3D is great if you aren't an eyelet

The real gimmick no one cared about were the AR cards. I don't think I've touched mine since day 1