why the fuck does kotaku keep making articles about Luigi's dick?
Why the fuck does kotaku keep making articles about Luigi's dick?
Blake Adams
Alexander Evans
They don't have anything better or relevant to talk about
Ethan Phillips
>wh*te boi
>dick
choose one, cumskin
Colton Baker
I'd prefer they talk about Waluigi and how he's circumcised
Matthew Walker
Luigi's dick is longer, but has less girth than Mario's.
Wario's dick is three inches long but literally fat as a coke can
Levi Morgan
What, you dont want to talk about Luigi's megadong?
Ya gay or something?
Ryan Perez
get a life, man
Jason Garcia
>circumcised
Uncut. Also Shy Guys don't have a gag reflex.
Andrew Sullivan
rampant degeneracy is the state of the west. Taking innocent family entertainment and making it revolve sexual organs and sexual fetishes is just the tip of the iceberg.
Nicholas Rivera
because it will play a vital part in his smash 5 moveset.
William Gray
Best blowjob reporting in.
William Smith
>Italians
>white
Chase Gonzalez
Because it gets faggots to click on their links and take notice of them.
It's obviously working.
Andrew Jones
>Italians
>white
Owen Price
the algorithm sends you news you are predicted to be interested in
Blake Perry
but how is kotaku even slightly considered any kind of legitimate video game outlet with this kind of bullshit?
Lucas Russell
Mario and Luigi are Roman Catholics.
Wario and Waluigi are Jews.
No uncircumcized weiners in the Mario universe (Well except for Rosalina)
Xavier Rogers
since when do Catholics get circumcised
James Rivera
When the priest fondles them for the first time.
Jose Sanders
Don't reply to me and my post ever again
Brody Smith
and then after you're satisfied, you can take a comfy ride over the sea on top of an egg.
Hunter Moore
>some guy measures the size of Luigi's "dick" using the average size of a racket
>"We can use Luigi's dick to measure the size of Mario characters!"
You are using the size of the racket, dumbfucks. I hate journalists.
Adrian Russell
italians are meds, not white
David Evans
Found the jew
Caleb Robinson
They're bored.
Evan White
why not
Hudson Johnson
Why are Sup Forums and Sup Forums so obsessed with cuckolding? Shit cant be healthy
Justin Anderson
hahahaha holy shit
Benjamin Phillips
original pic has the same order for males and females
Asher Brooks
So fucking obsessed with Sup Forums they fail to see the obvious joke.
Back to re**it with you faggots.
Lucas Powell
>searching just “luigi” gets you ten thousand articles on his dick size
I’m not usually one to say “think about the children” but jesus christ.
Sebastian Brooks
what joke
Jeremiah Reed
>it's true
Probably the kind of thing Nintendo should crack down on, didn't they do a whole lot to make sure Pokemon X didnt come up with anything bad
Ryder Wood
triggered white bois
Gavin Morgan
based user triggering le ebin 4chans to show his reddit friends XD
Ethan Howard
Australians you stupid fuck did you even read the image or you just glanced over different races and got instantly triggered?