Literally two wasted lives....
Speedrunners need increased, free mental health assistance.
Literally two wasted lives
Eli Roberts
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Isaiah Turner
How many A presses?
Colton Rivera
they at least made the news
what have you done?
Joshua Williams
No one tell the OP about the countless other "pointless" hobbies people around the world have. It would trigger his autism even more.
Liam Gomez
If making news is your goal, you can just masturbate in your city hall.
Camden Young
speedrunning is the stupidest hobby ever
Tyler Mitchell
I agree, what a waste of time.
Now if he shaved a minute off his PB, THEN I would be impressed.
Anthony Taylor
"news"
lol
Samuel White
>kotaku
Brandon Allen
Kotaku is the most respectable journalism outlet there is. Hence why Sup Forums hates it. You're just mad you got punked into drinking Sup Forums's koolaid.
Lol indeed.
Jackson Moore
>Kotaku is the most respectable journalism outlet there is
Nicholas Hill
>Kotaku
>respectable
heh
Julian Wilson
don't let them know that idiot
Brody Carter
baits are supposed to be subtle you stupid newfag
Adrian Peterson
>Replying to bait that fucking obvious
Kill yourselves
Adrian Baker
I want to fug jenette
Connor Butler
and you need to stop being such a huge fucking faggot lol
Ryder Cruz
>i_was_pretending.jpg
Austin Jenkins
whats the record? is there any videos?
i agree btw
Grayson Sullivan
There are a few runs I enjoy watching, but this video still holds true:
Easton Carter
Same
Brandon Perry
Speedrunners are degenerates
Owen Smith
YOU kill yourself
Matthew Brooks
This is a good reply. I'll remember that one.
Luke Richardson
(you)
Ethan Hughes
Couldn't you design a program to basically play the level as close to perfectly as possible? Even though it's not a human the skills you pick up on the project and the fact it does it better than a human anyway and would take you a couple days to do rather than 9 years has to mean something right? This would be like taking a year to dig some deep hole when an excavator could have done it in a couple hours.
John Miller
TAS?
Bentley Harris
I just made a Sup Forums account yesterday.
I'm still kind of new here and trying to avoid "bait" is pretty difficult.
Cooper Phillips
No?
Nolan Powell
>implying I haven't done that already
Matthew Barnes
>Made the news
No, they made a blog.
Parker King
Yeah, it's called TAS.
Grayson Cooper
now this is shitposting
Aiden Flores
But who else is going to defend the only people who have stood up to the Big Three?
>be Kotaku
>have been blacklisted by everyone at least once.
>sons of took shills get up in your ass over this on other media and unite to slander you as it conveniences their plight.
>eventually you have to rescind what you wrote to be unblacklisted.
>lack of info dissemination helps loyalist trolls from other competing sites cast you as "sell-outs."
>your parent company gets sold over a stupid mishap you had nothing to do with bringing down your rep as the last bastion of video game integrity under the agenda of the antipropaganda of radical conservatives.
>easily impressionable ethnocentric sheeple still butthurt about Gamergate buy this shit and make libelous meme of your site.
Being Stephen Totillo is suffering.
Isaiah Moore
Can someone explain to me why kotaku is hated on? I've never poked my head in there.
David Green
Because they used to be the only journalists with balls to take the right side on issues. Most notably they ousted Famitsu and Konami for paid reviews which I've heard some anons here even use as a source on their PhD's. This has some intersection with Gamergate because it is this issue that led to that journalist being stalked, opening the way for Gawker media and other SJW to attack chauvinist pigs.
>Sup Forums is full of chauvinist pigs who've never had a girlfriends or are plain antisocial morons who project as being "Chads" as a compensatory mechanism.
Seeing the vague timeline?
Oliver Hall
It's nothing special. Just your average leftist game review site with all the clickbait articles that you're familiar with.
What makes it stand out is that the reviewers are particularly more inept at video games than you would come to expect from a website dedicated to the subject.
Jeremiah Young
Guess so. I don't really don't follow speed running too much so never actually looked into it, but going through Wikipedia, yea that's pretty much it.
James Rogers
>leftist
This is you.
Henry Reyes
i've done similar things in racing games, not for that long but time trials are fucking addictive man.
Jackson Stewart
But they are leftist, user. They have espoused left-leaning views for a very long time and quite publicly on their website.
Is this some kind of new thing on Sup Forums where leftist is an insult now?
Landon Wood
Wave Race 64 is no joke my favorite N64 game. Just seeing this screen shot makes me smile. God bless this console for making my childhood the epitome of innocence and fun.
Brandon Green
>shitaku
>news
Jaxon Foster
>9 years
>2 lives
wut
Jace Stewart
2 SECOUNDS
>you
>reading comprehension
Isaiah Robinson
This. Does OP think the average human life expectancy is 4.5 years?
Jordan Reyes
No dumbass. Read the OP
Also, *seconds
Nolan Wright
If it's something he enjoys, is it a waste of time?
Angel Price
They were hated even before the political shit because they posted stupid, garbage content. Whether it was "news" far after the fact (hence the "slowtaku" nickname) or "geek culture" blogging or what have you. It's just clickbait trash.
Isaiah Smith
Fucking a horse and getting caught because the horse kicked you and broke your legs is pretty much a guaranteed way to make the news.
Jayden Roberts
I'll admit you're right but i won't admit i'm wrong
Carter Ward
Yea, but you'll only make the local news if nobody else is doing it. If you want to get national spotlight you gotta make sure that a bunch of other people are doing it and you gotta finish faster than them.
>You're wasting your time if you aren't enjoying yourself
Fuck, my whole life is a waste of time then
Jose Mitchell
>Loses it two days later
Don't cry for him, he's already dead.
Lincoln Baker
Bentley Taylor
appreciate you're obvious b8
Angel Carter
Isaac Jenkins
Good enough
Josiah Stewart
Speedrunners actually do use TAS to find strategies. Oftentimes leaps in speedrunning progress is achieved when something people could do in TAS years ago is accomplished by a real human.
If you want just a taste of the autism watch this
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Austin Thomas
Who cares? There are over 7 billion people on this planet. We have loads of people to spare. Let people do what they want, at least they aren't killing people or commiting other crimes.