Underage Players Online

How do you deal with underage players online Sup Forums? Especially when they're on Sup Forums hosted servers
This just happened
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ha ha what if you send them a friend request lol what if they accept??? ha ha that would be so silly!

what if they send you a dick pic??? haha..

If they are clearly having trouble, I will try to give advice or offer my assistance. If they refuse, then I leave them alone.

If they are being rude, loud, mean, or obnoxious in any way, I will politely ask them to stop and explain why what they're doing is not ok. If they refuse to change their behavior, I avoid contact.

Overall, I try to give them a chance and be nice, like I do with everyone. Just because they're kids doesn't mean they aren't people.

omfg lol what would you even do ha ha what if you sent a videogame in exchange to reinforce a positive feedback loop for sending dick pics ha ha what if it leads to ass pics too rofl and you get him to start wearing women's clothing ha ha that'd be so funny

You ban them. That way, they'll be too busy complaining about their "first amendment rights" on Sup Forums instead of playing vidya.

soo funny i bet thats happening to hundreds of dumb boys worldwide RIGHT now

I'll take underage players foreigners any day of the week

Kill the underage pieces of shit until they leave
I recognize some of those players, that was the /vg/ server

Sup Forums isn't your personal army, no one cares. Hell fucking Moot himself was underage when he made the damn site. If you stupid enough to admit you are underage then sure ban them right away but honestly who even give a fuck? It is a SCP based game, you should be used to cancer at that point anyway.

lol just something funny 2 think about ha ha not like i have hundreds of unused steam game keys just sitting around he he that would be weird!!!

i just watched the thing and i have no idea what happened nor do i know what the point of the game is

>fucking no aim no life new anime of the season

why did i laugh

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>How do you deal with underage players online Sup Forums?
Grief them until they have a crying fit.

Not your personal chat moderation service.

he was claiming no game no life was good the previous round, kid literally says "Senpai please don't kill me" at 1:04

Are you seriously that upset that someone is getting a giggle?

totally weird, better be super careful how you use those keys or you might turn some innocent boy into a ewhore and that would be weeird and wrong

Just ignore them or mute them. Play with adults.

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Reminder that anyone defending underage players are probably underage

omg what if you got him to eat his own cum? ha ha that would be so funny!!! he starts sending you pictures of his own cum on his face and wiping it off and eating it and then he even forgets about the steam games entirely because he's addicted to the positive attention he gets from you, ha ha!

To be fair, playing with some child is much better than playing with a HUE HUE HUE BR BR BR????

haha imagine if he got so addicted he actually started paying you in games and gift cards just for permission to eat his cum? totatlly gross

>Imagine recording this, cropping out the rest of the recording, finding a photo online of a baby, and posting a thread about this

OP they're not even bad. If you think this is annoying you must not play many online games.

>also holding Sup Forums SERVERS in such high regard
You mean the servers where everyone has to prove what a funny guy they are?

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You've crossed the line here anonymous and I can no longer take part in this fantasy. You've stretched my credulity to the limit with the thought that there may be someone out there that would get off on only eating his own cum by permission to such a degree that he would pay for it.

No sir, getting an erection thinking about someone getting off sending ass pictures and eating his own cum for your pleasure was working for me, but now I've gone flaccid with this latest development. There's no more ha ha's to be had.

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Gook moot pls kill this thread with fire pls k thnx

Fuck off, you're probably the underaged trying to find out how to avoid getting what's coming to you

>no u
No I'm the one who kept griefing him

I'm going to be completely level here with you anonymous, no I haven't. As much as I get off on the thought of someone trying to pleasure me with pictures of himself, I can't actually be bothered to find anyone up for it because the truth of the matter is I'd rather have a solid internet videogame pal that eats his own cum for my enjoyment on the side, rather than an internet sex slave that our only interaction is him shoveling his cum into his mouth. Know what I'm saying?

This generation grew up with memes, so they're some of the most obnoxious on voice chat. It's not uncommon for me to find someone spamming Sup Forums memes over voice chat like they're hot shit.

Also the majority of Sup Forums is underage so prepare to be shitposted

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Wtf is even happening

I can never tell if anyone is underage because barely anyone communicates in video games anymore

why not both?
Sup Forums is full of lonely fagboys who would guzzle cum for a gaming buddy
i had one for a while who bought me games, was very nicee

>this is the average ironic weeb lurking Sup Forums
jesus christ kill it with fire

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You say that, but I've never actually met one and I've added a few people from here. I'm convinced they either don't exist and are entirely memes and posturing, or they do exist but they're their own little clique and there's no room for a mostly straight dude who would enjoy a cum guzzling gaming buddy fagboy to talk about videogames with regularly when he's not sending me pictures of himself.

there are always trannies ruining guilds on /vg/ my man, there were a few "girls" on our server today too

Maybe that's the problem. I don't really play MMOs and don't even play multiplayer in general other than Gwent these days. So barring one that plays card games, I'd have to find one that plays and likes talking about singleplayer games, most often RPGs and strategy games and shit. Such a creature may still exist but it would definitely make the search harder.

just look for the gay Sup Forums threads, link ones and stuff.
obviously you have to add the sub boys, probably about every third sub boy will be willingly and and even begging to pay you for a little teasing/bullying/gaming

helps if you have a thicc cock too

also don't feel bad when you tread on a sub boy and take his money, its really for his own good

But user, that's what I was just saying. I don't even want one that wants to pay me, I'd rather just have one I can talk normally with and then when I'm feeling horny I can give him orders until I cum. We both get precious precious videogame discussion, I get to boss him around and get off on it, and he gets to be submissive and feel good about working the cum out of someone else. Should be positive across the board and easier to attain than one who will pay for it I would think.

yeah basically every boy would be happy with that, just go into a thread and offer exactly that, you will get a few responses

i tell them some life lessons that their father probably should have told them but didnt

God damn it user I'm almost certain I have and got nothing to show for it. You're just trying to get my hopes up chasing after effeminate crossdressing unicorns that don't actually exist!

The kid is back

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they exist, at varying degrees of cuteness

That's definitely on the high end of cuteness, but to be honest I would gladly take a drop in cuteness for one that's loyal and my very own. I'd put a higher value on being my personal cum extraction engine rather than being cuter/more effeminate but being all over the place on Tumblr or whatever. Call me old fashioned, but I prefer monogamy in my theoretical internet buttslut and gaming companions.

would you agree with this?

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10 bucks he came here after 2014

To a degree. I'm not delusional enough to say it makes me hyper-straight, but I also agree that the thought of having another man being completely submissive and catering to my every whim gets me off a hell of a lot more than the male form. 99% of what would be fueling my orgasm would be that rather than staring at his body, though I may eventually appreciate his body more once I find certain angles and situations.

what does this mean?

he was posting in the general

I'm really confused to what's going on in OP's video. Could someone explain it?

What a loud bunch, eh.

there are 5 teams but actually 3
SCPs are the monsters, they're supposed to kill all human players
MTF (nicknamed the furries) are supposed to save the Scientists/"nerds"
Chaos Insurgency are supposed to save the D boys
The video is about 10 minutes into the round, nerds and d bois spawn underground and need specific colored key cards to get out. The map is randomly generated each time so finding SCP 904, the machine scp is part of getting out since it can upgrade cards. The underageB& spawned as a scientist but luckily one of us managed to pick up a gun. The kid tried to force us out but we managed to get in and murder him

Haha

what the fuck is wrong with kids these days?

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They absorb memes in an attempt to fit in with adults, but don't realize their own kind are the ones perpetuating this awful behavior and are looked down on for it. They don't lurk long enough to realize how they should be acting and try to change every environment to suit them instead.

No user. My dick is flaccid and the laughter is dead. Although talking to that other user was still kind of interesting.

haha

Is it too late to get into SCP?

don't play multiplayer games
seriously, they are all fucking garbage these days

>Avoid playing FPS
>Avoid playing MOBAS
>Avoid playing "e-sports" games like Overwatch, PUB, etc.

There, your encounters with underages will be greatly reduced.

no come join us at /vg/
there are newbies joining all the time and I only started playing 5 weeks ago

stop playing video games and pick up a man's hobby like golf

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Mute if they're talking at all, report to server-owner if they've got a "no underages" rule, most of the time thrash them because they're piss-poor at the game, leave the server immediately if they're an admin or otherwise in any authoritative position in the server (this includes having the ear of one of the admins)

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sports for are brainlets
I'd like to remind you all that this happened on a /vg/ server, which means this post 2000 squeaker probably posts on Sup Forums too

disable voice chat

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grief 'em

this site needs a good purging

I'm 23 yet I sound like a moronic child.

I was hiking with some friends last week. Behind us was a family, there was a 6 year-old talking about getting kills in Fortnite.

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Teamkill them if they are on my team

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its doskoinpo
can find the translated stuff on exhentai or some here
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