BY THE EMPRAHS LIGHT I LEAD

BY THE EMPRAHS LIGHT I LEAD

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Best faction

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I'm pretty ignorant about warhammer in general but they're my favorite group too. They're like space marines but not quite as bullshit

PLASTIC SOON

WE HAVE FTL NOW GUELAS
YOU CAN'T STOP THE GREATER GOOD NOW

fucking vagina heads get out

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Always have faith mon cheri

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Can't wait for the Tau to get brutally slapped by reality about what's out there in the galaxy. They're already fighting the Death Guard.

>playing sistahs in Soulstorm
>equip flamers on absolutely everything possible
>fill the entire screen with cleansing fire

There's just something cathartic about it.

FORGEBANE SOON

ONLY CHAD NECRONS AND ADMECH BROS CAN POST

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That's not how you spell Adeptus Mechanicus

They are utter shit.

>implying chaos doesnt just make the tau stronger
Kais murderfucked a daemon prince and a birbman.

of course he did.
can't make the fishface lose, they'd get wiped out.

Yeah good luck with that.

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>russ all but confirmed returning

Well I mean, that video game did come around the time Tau were first getting introduced. Also Kais is the only based Tau disregarding Farsight.

Exactly what I was going to post.

Motherfuckers are both awesome and hilarious.

Seriously? Where? When? By whom?

Not a matter of faith, it was announced today.
For 2019
Look at the bottom of the page.
warhammer-community.com/2018/03/22/breaking-news-major-revealsgw-homepage-post-1/

Dis.

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*blocks your path*

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I know 40k's universe is the epitome of the Middle East, but they're probably the relatively most well off faction

>Separate, yet allied nation, therefore can get away with more b.s. than rest of Imperium
>Access to some of the best toys in the Galaxy
>The motherfucking Speranza
>Average lifespan is 1000 years (of course there's still death)
>TITANS

Also new infos regarding Mechanicus.
warhammer-community.com/2018/03/21/threat-identified-in-mechanicusgw-homepage-post-3/

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Best thing about he reveals

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*becomes a hologram*

Absolutely, anyone who disagrees is a tasteless troglodyte.

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Why does this remind me of Mario+Rabbids

Or is actually not retarded and can think beyond "dude waifus SO CUTE XDDDD"
Go jump off a cliff.

PILLOW FIGHT!!!

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Because it bears repeating.
youtube.com/watch?v=smqK5cHSxMA
Fortune favours the faithful

I dunno, this guy is pretty cool.

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WEE WOO WEE WOO

THIS IS THE FUCKIN THOT PATROL

ALL BATTLE SKANKS EXIT THIS GALAXY SO WE CAN MAKE SOME MOTHAFUCKIN NOISE

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It's xcom but with mecanicus

>HElves with fishes instead of birds
It does look cool

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Why are they pushing necrons vs admech lately

Sure we can.

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They sound so cute! Can anybody redpill me on Living Saints? Are they like the Emperors daughters/wifes?


Also
youtube.com/watch?v=11YpT76RQHk

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Because Cawl is a madman and the Void Drago-... I mean, the "Omnissiah"... is probably going to actually start doing shit soon.

The emperor's greater daemons

They're one of the strongest living displays of mankind's faith in the emperor.

This fucker wrecked 'em well and good.

Mecha vs Mecha.
Its just thematic, and the AdMech is the new hotness. The range is entirely new, and is associated with the Knights that is not completely new but a fairly successful line.
Speaking of:
youtube.com/watch?v=yTRJv7yy0Nw

Be glad its not more marines.

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As opposed to the Legion of the Damned, which I'd say are his lesser daemons.

Would be great if the Vanus Temple ran counter intelligence against the T""""""""au by disrupting the holograms.

God that boxart is beautiful. A good pipe dream would be having that as the reversable cover of thephysical copy of battlefleet gothic Armada 2
Boots vs boots (I know the admech are more of cyborgs, but still)

>THIS IS HOW YOU /m/ TAU FUCKING SHITS

AHHHHHH, THE VOICE ACTING IN DAWN OF WAR 1 was SO GOOD!

Its like the actors got really in it and the guys who choose the quotes actually played the game.

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>Tau “navy”

>Necron Cryptek can move 10 inches and can make living metal heal D3 wounds instead
Fuck yea

>tfw no eldar gf

SOON

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>still no orks

Still no Ork game

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Dream 40k games.
Go.

A golden game.
I already posted a wish for an Ork game

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The Space Marine game but with Sororitas. I'm a really simple man.

Immersive Sim
Hive World

Gorkamorka game. Pity the last one was killed in development, it might not have been hot garbage.

Warhammer 40k: Battlefront.
Eternal Crusade doesn't count, fuck you. I'll start shilling my faction list ideas if I have to

With this new weapon crafted by the finest Earth Caste scientists, the T'au Empire now has a non-lethal means of mass converting others to the Greater Good through fun!

Converting the entire galaxy would be trivially easy to do now!

Those Imperials or Chaos madmen, those high-and-mighty stuck up Eldar, those sadistic edgelord Dark Eldar, those meathead barbarian Orks, those slow moving sleepyhead Necrons, none of them will ever realize the reality behind our secret weapon! They'll all convert and nothing can stop it!

*laughs in battlesuit*

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>Necrons
>Converting to anything
*laughs in gauss weaponry*

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There is only one response for when one refuses adopting Tau'va!

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It'd be great if you could play guardsmen and space marine and anyhing in between with adjusted costs

>*Collects your entire ethereal caste*
A fine addition to my collection.

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>everyone picks space marine
>lose after 10 deaths

Well, I did come up with this with the imperium (This is the general structure I came up with most of the factions). Note that special units are unlockable when a special point is captured.


>Guardsmen
>Heavy Weapons Guadsmen (Cannot move and shoot)
>Catachan (Does more damage if by himself)
>Priest (Gives an AoE healing buff)
>Commissar (Can team kill for increased damage to everyone but himself)
>Karskin (Increased damage in groups of others with the Imperium faction)
>Special troops: Tactical Marines, Assault marines and Sisters of Battle (All can deepstrike)
>Leader: Marine Captain
Special trait: Has the highest unit cap but generally lowest health/damage

FROM THE LIGHTNING
AND THE TEMPEST
EMPEROR DELIVER UUSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS

The absence of faith is the mark of the weak.
The absence of faith is the mark of the heretic.
The absence of faith is the mark of damnation.

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You are no better than these clergy Milfs every Imperial madman in this thread is raving about, you goddamned crypt stalking grey bastard!

Solemnance will be bombarded by a fleet of one hundred Or'Es El'leath battleships! We will send every XV104 and Ta'Unar if we have to just to reclaim those Ethereals, and when we do, we will detonate you and your precious museum.

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lol k.

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aint new gorka morka confirmed for summer

proper rpg about inquisitor and retinue

I only have two wishes.

>S.T.A.L.K.E.R. but it's 40k
You play as a Vindicare that is stranded on some Hive World.You were supposed to assassinate some random rebellious governor, but shit goes south and now you have to save the planet from a Chaos incursion by working with the human factions present on the world. It would have a branching storyline and all of your actions have consequences.

>CoD but in speeehs
The campaign is basically just spec ops teams (let's say Inquisitorial ST, Kasrkins and one of the new ST regiments) traveling all around the galaxy in a loosely connected story, blowing up shit and killing xenos in the name of the Emperor. Has an in depth customization for your loadouts and teams you want to insert with.

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Inquisitor point&click thriller.

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>SOON
>SoB without boobplates
kys

I just stumbled over that. Is that the new starter pack? Smurfs didn‘t make it? Fucking nice.

Yep, Admech vs Necron starter pack with a new Cryptek character and mini knights.

Man, that kinda makes me wish I still played. I had been clamoring for Admech since the 3rd edition Necron codex.

How about a fuck long respawn time for space marines?

Reminder sisters are there to get breed by genestealers

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I like you guys.

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Shill me on your ideas.

Don't be silly.
Sisters exist to fall to Chaos

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I already posted the imperium one: But here are others
Tau
>Fire Warrior
>Gue'seva (Can pick up regular Imperium weapons)
>Stealth suits (Ability to turn invisible for a short time)
>Kroot (Heals upon kills)
>Drone controller (Can summon drones to help, different drones)
>Pathfinder (Equipped with marker lights to highlight enemies
>Special Troops: Ghoskeel (Better invisibility to Stealth suits), Crisis (Jetpacks son) and Broadside suits (Multitude of weapons) (Can all deepstrike)
>Leader: Ethereal (Buffs out of the fucking ass)
Special trait: Captures control points twice as fast as any other faction, but melee is suffering

Necrons:
>Warrior
>Immortal (Double damage to vehicles)
>Scarab Swarm (Can damage anything in melee)
>Deathmarks (Can deepstrike in)
>Destroyers (Cannot capture points but is the fastest Necron unit)
>Wraiths (Can go into a state where they cannot capture or attack, but cannot be attacked either)
>Special units: Lych Guard (Takes the damage for the Overlord if nearby) and Triarch Praetorian (Has a chance to ignore damage)
>Leader: Overlord (Allows for Necrons to instantly revive at their death zone)
Special trait: Highest damage weapons and highest health pool but captures points twice as slow and has the lowest unit cap

I had the same idea, with some IG/Tau asymetricism
-Basic Range
Fire Warrior w/ Pulse Rifle/Carbine, Guardsman w/ Lasgun/carbine
-Close combat
Kroot w/ rifle and some kind of jump attack/super speed, Catachans with shotgun/flamer
-Stealth/anti tank
XV25 Stealth suit with burst cannon/fusion gun, Stormtrooper with hellgun/meltagun
-Anti-armor/burst
Vespid, pskyer
-Engineer
Some kind of Earth caste with a harness and charge/aoe gun, Techpriest with plasma (like Space Marine)
-Officer
XV22 variant with sword and underslung weapon, Commissar with power fist and pistol
-Misc class
Drone operator, vespid, ogryn,
-Hero
Crisis suit w/ option, Space Marine w/ option
-Transport
Devilfish, Chimera
-Light vehicle
Piranha, Sentinel
-MBT
Hammerhead, Leman Russ
-Anti-tank
Broadside suit, Leman Russ Annihilator
-Close combat vehicle
Krootox, hellhound

I would much rather 40k Red Orchestra.

>Broadside suit,
This would be nice

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>Firing a heavy rail rifle
Oooh baby.

I heard that the SoB were total garbage in the tabletop. Is this still true?

With they new codex, I hope they arent anymore

WHO
/DEATHGUARD/
HERE?

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>A faction so small they would get fucked by a mid-sized crusade.
>Doing anything relevant on the galactic scale.
At least the Tau are not rabid fucks that shoot you the moment they see you.
Right now they could join the fragile Human-Aeldar alliance.

>Aeldar
Why? Was Eldar copyrighted or something?

God I hope they're not shit.
They're probably gonna be shit.

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>>A faction so small they would get fucked by a mid-sized crusade.
>literally fucked Imperium in the largest tank battle and kicked two FF chapters
>Was Eldar copyrighted or something?
Yep, by Tolkien.

No, Aeldar is the original name of the pre-slaanesh Eldar.
They did some shit with the Eldar death god Ynnead(?) and now its followers adopted their race's old name. Also that faction hosts both dark eldar and craftworld eldar. And they're buddy buddy with Guilliman, so there's that.

The entire crusade was called off because of tyranids. Were it not for the tyranids, the Tau would be dead.
Also because status quo, they are still somehow relevant in the ultramar area of the galaxy.

>The entire crusade was called off because of tyranids.
Yeah after they failed all their attacks on Tau