Argonians hatch from eggs but they have belly buttons and the females have breasts

Argonians hatch from eggs but they have belly buttons and the females have breasts.

Explain this shit.

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It's Todd's magical realm.

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The Hist are degenerate fucks that either cross kalpas or cross meta

its the age old trope of aliens/creature people being alien/creature people from the neck up only.

Well, children follow up the mother's race, so Argonians females can be inseminated by any race to generate descendants.
So I guess the Hist gives them attraction features of the other races to increase the chance of offsprings.

I dunno. If he was really going full magical realm, wouldn't khajiit have six breasts instead of just two?

I think it depends how much of the hist you lick?
That's why the ones in Morrowind were more animalistic, because they were slaves and couldn't lick it.

They didn't in Morrowind.

Why would any creature not have a belly button?

The same way Klingons are descendants from bugs but are humanoid mammals.

Are you a fucking idiot?

Because you gibbering retard, if you hatch from an egg you didn't have an umbilical cord.

>hurr it's perfectly fine to have magical flying fire breathing lizards, but lizard tits, that's too much man

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Breasts I can see as being a purely aesthetic choice, because no artist can figure out how to make something feminine without giving it tits. Slender thighs, wide hips, narrow shoulders? Nah. Not girly enough.

The belly button thing is kinda confusing though. Are navels particularly fetishy?

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>hurr it's a good thing i wasn't aborted

because the hist
that is all

>Breasts I can see as being a purely aesthetic choice, because no artist can figure out how to make something feminine without giving it tits.
This. Everything must conform to human standards/ideas because otherwise the normie audience they want won't be able to tell the difference.

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Tbqh the Dwemer literally went poof because they couldn’t comprehend how could an universe be so retarded

>hurr talking lizards are completely realistic, but breasts break my immersion because i've never seen them in real life

As hilarious as it would be for argonians to have no dimorphism outside of bright colors, I do think the females should have at least slender tails and slimmer waists. Wider hips wouldn't really make sense though, as they don't have a birth canal (I think?).

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Argonians are basically just lizards when they're born. What actually matters in regards to what they look like is dictated by the Hist, whose sap they drink in their youth. The Hist's control over the Argonian's bodies is so great that it can literally turn them into hulking velociraptor super soldiers, like it did for the Argonians in Black Marsh during the Oblivion Crisis.

monotremes, bitch. plus, they're as much 'lizard people' as an Oak tree.

I want to see what a male looks like, for research purposes of course.

Except, bitch, they're not monotremes. They're magic reptiles that are morphed by Hist sap. The females don't nurse their young.

One guy said the only logical excuse earlier: The Hist may give female argonians more mammalian traits in order to attract mates from other cultures. The belly button thing is pretty much nonsense, though, so I wouldn't look too far into it.

This only the case starting at Oblivion.

Bellybuttons makes the tummy more noticeable :3

for your own sake i hope this was just le ebin shitpost

Let's be honest here, the real reason is they are too lazy to ever give them a unique body model and appearance again like with Morrowind.

You need to keep in mind that everything about their physiology, from the structure of the joints in their legs to their gender, is entirely decided by the Hist. If the Hist wants to make any change they do it, they can literally evolve the species to suit their alien desires.

It's kinda sinister, actually.

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Degeneracy.

Would slituck.

>slituck
Do i even want to know?

It's also insanely intelligent. These brilliant tree-like creatures, who have incredible powers but are also largely helpless, took a primitive species of reptiles and transformed them into their own army, and keeps them loyal by making them think they're gods.

With their capabilities and the fact that the Hist can survive through multiple kalpas, they as good as Gods at this point.

(You) should learn what the fuck an umbilical cord is first.

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>tfw no Elder Scrolls: Black Marsh where you play as Argonian separatists trying to burn down the Hist.

They're one of the only two creatures I know of to have survived the death of a prior universes to arrive at the current one.

There's something real fishy about them.

IT'S OKAY TO LYNCH ARGONIANS

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During the Oblivion Crisis they sent out a telepathic message to Argonians around the world to come and defend the motherland.

There might be some mental control going on.

Was the other one the sload?

I want to play as a sload.

This

You faggots are okay with talking lizards, cats and dragons. God forbid if the lizards have tits.

Stop being faggots and enjoy lizard tits.

They're repulsive in game but that's kinda hot

The Will to Power makes many things possible.

Burning down the Hist would result in the end of the argonian race. The only reason those dumbasses haven't been totally wiped out yet is because the Hist makes them somewhat useful, but even then how often do argonians win fights? If the Hist doesn't transform them into raptor-y murder machines they're worthless.

Even the fucking khajiit have accomplished more, and that's saying something.

No, black people.

>Burning down the Hist would result in the end of the argonian race
Live free or die.

Nope. If you actually read any of the in-game books, one of them specifically talks about this. Argonians can't produce children with any other race. Khajiit? Unkown as there are no records of anyone trying to. Now the men and mer CAN interbreed because they have a common ancient ancestor. That ancestor at some point separated into men and mer.

Khajiit according their lore are children of Azura. Not relatives of the men or mer. Argonians are literally lizards given sentience by the Hist. So again, not relatives of men or mer.

Wide hips would help with egg laying

They would be swamp-swimming reptiles if not for the Hist. Literally no better than geckos. It's not the pursuit of freedom at that point, it's mass suicide.

They wrong as fuck though.
During the deadric crisis they had that shit under control.
They were so effective that gates stopped opening since the lizards were setting up camps in oblivion and actively fucking their shit up

LIVE FREE OR DIE.

>people complaining bout' snake tits again

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Yeah. Because of the Hist.

The Hist recalled all argonians around the world back to Black Marsh and supercharged them. They likely coordinated their efforts as well. The argonians could never have accomplished that on their own.

I look at the belly button as a remnant of their cloaca. If their biology was altered, who’s to say the Hist didn’t move their lizard reproductive organs

With all this talk of the Hist it should be mentioned that they share a linked network consciousness, and that from time to time one Hist will break away and try to assert its individuality. These Hist somehow purged by the others, who seem to hit some sort of kill switch.

What I'm trying to say is that Elder scrolls probably shares a universe with Nier.

Just looking at this thing tells me it's evil, but I would love for them to actually be super sweet and motherly. She isn't unhinging her jaw to eat you, she does it so she can give big, sloppy, awkward kisses to your entire head.

khajiit are relatives to the bosmer though

>giant snake woman holds you against her rough, scaly breasts and strokes your hair while hissing sweetly at you

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I'd rather have a comfy snekman bf.

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Nope. The Argonians are their own beings. If the Hist are destroyed, the Argonians keep being Argonians. They don't magically just instantly die or revert into geckos. The Hist guided their evolution. That's it. Burn the Hist and now you have a metric fuckton of pissed off Argonians that are out for blood.

redguards boarded a spaceship and flew to this kalpa

I ques this needs an ''Argonia, Be afraid'' version

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You're right and wrong though

It more comes down to the fact that the Hist make the agonians what they are, without them they would slowly devolve back into normal bigass swamp lizards.
I've even seem some sources claim that all argonians are normal ass lizards when they hatch, and only become sapient by ingesting hist sap.

>they're monotreme Plant people

>except they're not because they're plant people!

you can't agree with me and call it disagreement. dumbass.

humans create shit in their own image in order to be able to relate to it, are you really this fucking inept that you cannot comprehend such a basic fuck concept, you turbo-autistic preschooler nigger faggot?

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Argonians may also have originally been descended from the original mer ancestor race, or at least share the same souls. There's no clear ancestry beyond a hint of them having been meddled with by the Hist. Which themselves have weird origins.

Either way, the idea that they're basically a magically fucked up race that once had a need for tits and belly buttons isn't overly outlandish.

>it's another flatfags trying to use 'realism' to push their fetish on lizard people episode
Gays Stay Away

Sauce?

Fuck off furry, you shouldn't be attracted to them to begin with.

Are Argonian personalities based on the Jews?

>Both cunning and manipulative
>Only look out for themselves
>Will cheat you at any opportunity

breasts will be breasts

Go back to facebook normalfag

Human where engendered to look the way they do by aliens, the ideal of the perfect human body most people fall miserably sort of was put there by aliens.

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I'd say that big fat cat tats are probably magical realm enough for most people.

you described Altmer, my boi

>die
>become a slave to Death
Nice freedom

Man, being a psychic must be great. You'd be able to turn any one of these into a docile pet.

>Unkown as there are no records of anyone trying to
khajits truly are the niggers of TES

someone didn't read the uncensored Real Barenziah
barbed
cat
cocks
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whoops, wrong book
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Didn't Barenziah have to take care or something because she was fucking a khajiit and could get pregnant.

Argonians and The Hist share a symbiotic relationship. The Argonians keep the hist safe, and the Hist keeps the Argonians alive forever, theoretically. They have unique souls that let them escape the Dream-Sleeve, which means their memories aren't wiped and turned into water, but rather end up back inside the Hist, then given to an Argonian "Shell" which is just an Argonian body without an Argonian soul.

On their naming day, the lizards are given Argonian souls, and the two merge. The initial Argonian isn't really sentient, but the new soul gets some basic memories of what it used to do. Most of the time they just hang around in trees and swim to catch fish, so there's not much going on. It's not even clear if they're sentient before that or not.

a...aurora borealis?

Fucking meet me irl and i'll tell you

>barbed
Cat dicks aren't really barbed anyway. They're not like fucking fishhooks or reptile spines. They're more like tiny pointy fingernails. They "scrape" the walls of the cat-gina to promote ovulation, not fucking hook the cock in.

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So I get that the Hist can rapidly evolve the Argonains into whatever it wants, but how do you ecplain Kahjit? They go from being very feline like to much more humanoid, and sometimes they walk on all fours

The Hists are actually degenerate "Scalies". It's like our versions of "furries", except with lizard men.

I can't even imagine what the Hist version of Sup Forums is like.

Argonians can change their sex at-will, can't they?
It would make sense that they don't look too different.

See
There's such a thing as having a navel fixation but some just find them cute.

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The moons do it. Depending on the phase of the moons they have different shapes at birth.

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Imagine being born as a literaly 4 legged cat.
Just a basic-ass cat.

You'd have to learn to cast spells without hand gestures.

I'd make the best of it and go Dex-Starr route and become the first feline vampire lord.

Game has giant fleas used as transport and sometimes gates to hell spring up but lizard tits is the bridge too far?

You are a special kind of special.

Humans also hatch from eggs.Human eggs are just grown inside the body.