The sun has fallen out of orbit and is on a collision course with Earth. We have 5 minutes to get into a bomb shelter for 10 years with a bunch of
A. Cawwadooty faggots
OR
B. Halo kiddies
Make your choice Sup Forums
Ishygddt
Leo Perry
Josiah Cook
Call of duty has underage fans to this day while Halo is a dormant series and its fans will be less retarded
Jonathan Gomez
B, no way am I going to waste room on 11 consoles
Adam Lewis
>The sun has fallen out of orbit
what does that mean?
Noah Myers
Sun's orbit around the Earth, obviously.
What age do you live in? XVI?
Jordan Hernandez
Halo. Assuming we get all of the games in the series,we could at least get a few years worth of entertainment out of all the different custom games you could make.
Nathan Gomez
Halo shotas
Dylan Harris
either or. prefer halo kids if we're talking halo 1-3, otherwise indifference.
Mason Gray
A is just a bunch of faggots who only care about epic killstreaks and get pissy easily. B is a bunch of mountain dew swigging introverts who wish they were extroverts whose brains can only acknowledge one game series existing. I'll go with B I'm sure I could find a couple to play big team battle or custom games with.
Jordan Barnes
halo kiddies
Dominic Stewart
>Cawwadooty faggots
>Halo kiddies
did I travel back in time to 2009?
Dylan Price
Cutest fucking thing I've ever seen.
Carter Hughes
this. 4 is basically COD anyway, and i imagine the rest followed suit
Kevin Peterson
Lets assume first that the sun orbits the earth. Not a giant ball of fire, hot enough for nuclear fission to take place, and a million times larger than the earth is about to crash in our tiny blue spec.
Why would we get into a bomb shelter. We arent going to make it. Even if the sun were spiraling slowly toward the earth, slow enough to take 10 years to impact, a bomb shelter isnt going to help. Once it hits its all over.
Thats ignoring the fact that everything is going to fry long before the sun gets passed mecury.
Easton Price
>it takes 8 minutes for the sun light to reach earth
>just have to travel away from the sun at 8 minutes per hour
Cameron Allen
>8 minutes per hour
what the fuck am i reading
Luke Smith
Luke Ramirez
>sun on collison course
>so days will be getting shorter
>so hours will be shorter, becuase you need 24 of them in a day, but a short day necessitates short hours
>so your 8 minutes an hour will quickly speed up to inhuman speeds
I get the feeling you didn't think this one through.
David Perry
I choose to have both types in the shelter.
Grayson Anderson
>this will never happen to you
Jason Parker
it means gtfo underage
Dominic Sanchez
Daaawww
Charles Miller
This reminded me of when I visited Bongland and saw those stoic guards with the tall fuzzy hats. I was 6 and I wanted to see if they would really not move so I went up to one and started jumping, yelling, saying "poop" to make him laugh, but he didn't move a single inch. He also had a terrifying look on his face. I turn to my mom to ask if she can take a picture when he abruptly readjusts his gun. 6 year old me thought he was going to shoot me for breaking some bong laws so I screamed and pissed my pants.
Nathaniel Peterson
Thanks for this thread, OP. You make me feel young again.
Austin Reyes
why would I get in a bomb shelter instead of accepting the sun's blessing?
Cooper Parker
but I am 18 user
Henry Taylor
>Hiding in a mud hut will protect you from the sun colliding with the earth
Anthony Peterson
>sun
>orbit
please off yourself
Lincoln Brooks
>tfw she's going to grow up and join the fight against alien hordes
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Owen Williams
go build a time machine and go to 2012 then come back
Matthew Scott
paternal...feelings...welling up
must...continue species
need...daughter
Jason Ramirez
destroy it with a -1000 degree sun
Chase Kelly
that leaves 52 minutes per hour to do other things you mongoloid
Daniel Gonzalez
>-1000 degree
user.... I.......
Colton Reed
A bomb shelter isn't going to do shit if the sun's colliding with the Earth. I choose neither and go on a hike in a nice forest before the trees catch on fire and I die painfully. At least I won't be cooped up with a bunch of underage faggots with their guts melting all over me.
Dylan Roberts
Which seem more fuckable?
Carter Wilson
just like 10-40mill miles we'll all cook anyway why cower with faggots.
Nicholas Thomas
>the sun has fallen out of orbit
Luke Miller
Good fucking lord that's cute
Mason Ward
Now are we talking lava suns or ice suns?
Jackson Powell
What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. You are nothing to me but just another target. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You’re fucking dead, kiddo.
Joseph Clark
Nice meme, newfag.
Evan Long
Little kids love costumes. When I'm at medieval fairs fully decked out in my varangian armor, these ankle biters act just like that kid. Kneel down and pat their head and their whole world becomes sunshine and rainbows, it's great