Here is you're controller bro

Here is you're controller bro

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based

I don't understand

God I wish that were me...

let's give it say, 3 minutes.

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JUST
is there anything worse than being a female hiplet

Why is it always Sup Forums?

Why are vaginas so disgusting?
Why would you even want to have sex with a 3D girl? I mean i have with about 15 girls, but not in 3 months and never again! 2D is now the way forward. No dirty fanny to bother me.

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gross

fucking exercise

Yeah, I wonder why us. Why not Sup Forums or /jp/ for example?

being black

That's a ruler

>that nasty belly button
>no hips
What’s the fucking point?

exercise to e n x p a d your bones

uhhh are you sure that's not a kid

Its ok its a squid

Vidya fun facts thread

What we now know as Super Mario Bros 2 in the U.S. was originally a game called Doki Doki Panic. The original Japanese version was deemed too difficult for the international audience, but was still released under the moniker "The Lost Levels" some years later.

>my dick would be hitting right at the belly button

what the fuck

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Every asian girl is a hiplet, I don't know whether it's funny or sad

where is his penis

I would rather be the most dumb and noggiest niggery noglet than a hiplet
>cant give birth without c-section
>cant fulfill the true purpose of a woman without advanced technology
I wonder how they dont kill theirselves from the embarassment

Because fucktards on this board don't sage and can't resist taking bait.

Hmm, go on...

(You)

This

roastie getting toasty

not anywhere near as bad as op image

He's right tho. Stop crying you useless whore and report the thread instead

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do you suck dick?

>millions of guys masturbate furiously to lolis, toddlercon, and traps
>a huge percentage of these 2D characters have proper anatomical proportions, as in, not all of these characters have noticeable curves to talk about, although there are some exceptions of 2D characters that normally wouldn't have womanly curves, actually having them, these aren't the norm
>on top of that, many of these same males also jerk off to guys dressing up as girls
>these guys literally only did a little bit of exercise to look like girls, some of them didn't even take hormones to achieve these "trap aesthetics"
>you're here bitching that your hips are too narrow and you're ugly
Come on now

I'm a guy and I have way better hips than that.

Could your dick handle her?

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you do know the tighter the hips the tighter the pussy...

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>tfw when full pebetration hits bellybutton

Why would I fuck a girl that has no hips or ass when I could just fuck a trap?

MISTER HILL; YOU HAVE NO ASS

fat =/= bone structure

How is anything in that picture a "controller bro"?

>hiplets

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>not wanting a loose pussy gf that you can row around violently with your dick in 3 dimensions while bullying her about how loose she is despite being your faithful virginal wife

t. virgin

is this the same girl? where can i get myself a gf like that

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>bends over
>*BRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAP*
>studio swept away like a kansas farm house in a twister

Hol up.
Is this CP?
Or is this just a shockingly underdeveloped adult?

>>tfw when

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>girl works out for these "trap aesthetics" so she looks just as good, or better than the trap's body
>you're genuinely asking why would I rather have a vagina attached to the anus I'm ravaging, than a dick
>implying you aren't gay
Ignoring the being a faggot part, a female and a male undergoing the exact same "feminization" process, will always end up with the female looking better, unless some massively unlucky genetics are in place, which are practically impossible honestly. The girl will always look better than the boytoy if they both do the same shit. Traps tend to come with mental issues, deeper voices, man hands and feet, and manlier faces too

Shut up you dumb pedophilic nigger

You'll never be a person

that's an anatomical fact

Wow you guys must have some monster cocks, you should post them

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>my dick would be hitting right at the belly button

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Nice clit

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yo, what the fuck.

damn my penis goes all the way up to there?

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