Pizza Shack, Cluckin' Chicken, or Burger Shot?

Pizza Shack, Cluckin' Chicken, or Burger Shot?

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Sprunk machines.

cluckin' bell. why didn't gta 5 have any restaurants?

Pizza Stack, busta

Burger Shot for protein so I can get my swol on. Pizza Shack for energy afterwards.

Rockstar are so autistic that they didn't feel like they could justify putting food in the game if there was no hunger meter and it didn't affect your appearance, which were two mechanics they did not want in the game, so rather than curtail their autism, they decided not to put food in the game at all.

>Pizza Shack
It's Pizza Stack, you stupid mother fucker.

I always forget there's a hunger meter in SA because of how long it takes to hurt CJ

even gta 4 was far more restricted food wise, i guess rockstar just doesnt want us to eat anymore

>can't even say The Well Stacked Pizza Company
Sad!

chewy crust or sweaty crust sir?

Your hunger level doesn't increase during regular missions, but it does during the vehicle missions, so if you're doing the firefighting mission for the fireproof ability, or paramedic for the extra health, you have to make sure you eat a lot and fatten yourself up so you don't die when you're on the 12th fucking level.

Cluckin' Chicken (formerly Chuck's)

Less interriors, less lag for the multiplayer.

I love chicken with a shitty smell.

I swear you could get a Pizza in VC which had neither of those things.

We stack em high.

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You can eat in VC to get health, but that was because they hadn't figured out how to do the hunger and weight systems yet. Now that they can do those things, they aren't able to have food without them.

Why not just do the whole hunger nd weight system again?

Because it didn't fit their vision for GTA V.

because they spent a lot of work and money on animations, and if you were allowed to be fat, it'd look wrong, so it'd be extra work.

IV had restaurants though and no hunger/fat mechanic

Shut the fuck up.

Shlurp my burger sir

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Cluckin bell

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CJ doesn't die from hunger. He just gets really skinny

Whoops. Nevermind
>gtasanandreas.net/eating/
>After his Fat statistic has been completely depleted, he will lose all health!

I don't remember a hunger mechanic in SA. I know there was fat. You'd burn fat by running and fighting and stuff, and if your fat meter was at 0 it would start taking from your muscle instead, but it would never take your health, at least I don't think it did.

I just discovered it did. Here is what I found...
>To "diet", CJ must refrain from eating for 48 game hours, at which time he will begin to lose fat at a rate of 2.5% per hour.
>After an additional 26 hours, he will lose Muscle at a rate of 2.5% per hour.
>After his Fat statistic has been completely depleted, he will lose all health!

Fat only starts going down when your hunger reaches a certain level, and you will start to lose health and eventually die.

Owning the orginal GTA SA on the ps2, I always kept getting the hunger glitch. Shit would piss me off in every playthrough because I never did figure out how or why I kept getting it.

Was I the only one who played San Andreas only as a fat fuck? The game becomes ever more fun with CJ's alternative lines. Except for the jetpack mission where I had to slim down...

McModthatshitout.

>mod out fake brands
>characters still say Cluckin' Bell

Freckle Bitch.

>max fat
>max muscle
>no tattoos
>no clothes except heart boxers
>pink afro

The only way to play

>no joke glasses

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>be rockstar
>make gta online
>sell it as a social space
>remove all food stores that had charisma and replace them with generic minimarts
still mad. they also cut interiors to shreds. still waiting for the stock market to be available in online. i can also recall that one of the devs sai there wouldnt be fat or muscle in gta 5 cause it would be too hard to animate with graphical standards being so high. ive greatly lost interest in rocktar and might not even pick up rdr 2 since its gonna have the prequel problem and also has multiple playable characters. early 2000s rockstar was king and vice city stories was their last great game. also i'll take this tim to remind you kids that gta 3 to san andreas were all times ps2 exlcusives.
lots of people forget that when talking about ps2 sales being so high. lcs and vcs were psp games eventually broght to ps2. non of that matters now since you can get all the good gtas on your fucking phones these days.
i still wonder if gta 4 will come to mobile for its 10 year. maybe even switch. i'l be happy if they just fix the fucking pc port.
that 2016 patch was a small improvement,
but it can still be improved

I just realized that Cluckin' Bell is a play on of Fuckin' Hell.

San Andreas has a hunger mechanic. If you go too long without food your max health can drop and you die eventually. IV and V didn't have that.

nigga you a busta, straight up busta.

CJs neck clips through his body at full muscle it looks shit

>doing paramedic mission
>get hungry
>lose what little fat I had
>lose all my muscles
>die
Busta. Straight busta.

but 4 still had restaurants, so whats your point?

I'm gonna eatcha, fool!

they couldn't do it in 5 because there are consistent lines of dialogue about the character's weights, they call Franklin and especially Michael fat and Trevor is referred to as skinny a couple times.

Scripted story getting in the way of game mechanics, nice design. And yet nobody gives a shit about the story in 5.

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