The game tries to make you gay

>The game tries to make you gay

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that game is gay
I played it for about 8 hours or so and I couldn't go on any more, it was unbearable

I played it for about 2 hours and came to the same conclusion. How anyone can enjoy this shit is beyond my reasoning capabilities

>Ride the bull hahah get it? GAY SEX!! LMAO

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it really doesn't, gay people hitting on guys isn't a weird thing op

I got like 5 hours in before i gave up

T.Faggot

>dorian
>bull
It's doing a pretty shit job. Maybe if it was Varric.

>Teases with pedophilia

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Gay for girls? Because it worked.

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Yeah, as much as people meme about DA series not being for straight men, the straight female love interests are always the superior ones.

>tfw it succeeded

Sera is for forcing into a mating press

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Gaider pls

>try to do necro
>chaining fear and panic spells left and right
>every boss is immune to fear and panic
shit game
>can't romance any of the best girls
shit game

Jokes on them, I already turned gay for best boy Alastair

Solas, please.

Or you just have a shit taste.

>Fuckin Tuesdays

I'm pretty sure the Dread Wolf's dick broke at some point and that's why he won't give the knot to a female Levallan

But he did.

>necromancer
>not smashing shit with a holo-sword
YOU'RE PLAYING IT WRONG

>try to do necro
Why the fuck are you doing it to yourself.

The Necromancer subclass only exists so that Dorian can have a subclass.

that's funny, i'm actually re-installing it now.

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What is this face trying to convey

>giving in to degeneracy
AFTER YEARS IN THIS SHITHOLE
I'M STILL NOT ATTRACTED TO MEN
I'M STILL NOT LUSTING AFTER TRAPS
DO YOUR WORST, Sup Forums.

Maybe you's just a bitch, OP?

You're just a girl.

The realization Josephine has herpes

el abominacion del bosque...

>god tier
Morrigan
>solid chick tier
Cassandra
>fun tier
Zev
Isabella
>clearly a joke tier
Bull
>manchild faggot tier
Alistair
>womanchild retard tier
Leliana
Merrill
>angsty emo faggot tier
Fenris
>genocidal/terrorist faggot tier
Anders
Solas
>you're basically fucking Gaider tier
Dorian
>nails on a chalkboard tier
Sera
>literally who tier
Sebasitan
Cullen
Josephine
Blackwall

>It's okay, you can install Vampire The Masquerade Bloodlines again
>You don't have to be sorry

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FUCK

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>god tier
>Morrigan
>tfw it's canon

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But user...

I’m already gay

>tries
Looks like it worked, OP.

I'll simplify that for you

>god tier
Morrigan, Isabella, Leliana, Sera

>boring tier
Merrill

>block jaw tier
Cassandra

>token tier
Josephine

>gays get ye gone tier
Zev
Bull
Alistair
Fenris
Anders
Solas
Sebasitan
Cullen

>literally who tier
Dorian
Blackwall

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>god tier
>Sera
It this b8

>Isabella, Leliana, Sera

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Why does Justice go from 10/10 bro to fucking faggot from awakening to 2?
same with anders

>game forces you to be straight
Name 3 games that do this

Because Vengeance.

>>The game tries to make you gay
Yup,more particular Bioware tries to make you gay OP.

Has there EVER been a gaming studio who goes out of their way to include gay faggots,traps,and weirdos? I mean even neglecting gameplay or DLC effects just to cater to fucking faggots.

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Id be ok with this if the gay one was super feminine

VtMB would be better if you could fuck girl of your choice or all of them and more than once. Cities are also dead and even deader after you have done all quests.

Every final fantasy

Bitcher, KCD, ME1

Flemeth wore it better desu

>Morrigan and the thot patrol

I only did one play through and it was magic. I saw necro and thought ''holy shit necro? hell yeah im doing that shit'' then I learned about chaining spells and thought I was hot shit until I did the dwarven dlc and noticed almost everything there was immune to panic, fear or both.

Writer change, also the first draft had that FUCK YOU HOOMAN FUCKING SHITS elf girl from Awakening (Velanna or something) be the host to JUSTice, and that would have made more sense to have him turn into Vengeance.

>sera

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It's World of Darkness. Vampires don't get anything out of sex.

>ywn have hot sweaty missionary sex with sera because she's a female only romanceable option
i want to hatefuck her so hard

For the most part it was a retcon. But justice was getting kind of demon-like towards the end of awakening, coveting what mortals have. It makes sense that'd he'd look for a new, living host. Canonically, spirits are rather fickle creatures, their very nature being changed by emotions. Anders's grievances change Justice, and in turn Justice changed Anders.

Is Sera wearing that plate?

>ME1
you can be in lesbians with Liara

>bait
No, just superior taste
see above
gay.

All of those expect for ME have a preset protag with preset personality, story and sexuality so they don't really count.

Morrigan is probably going to change after Mythaling. She already did after Well of Sorrows.
>tfw bioware planned to make the old granny Morrigan a narrator in DAO instead of Duncan

>Game succeeds in turning you gay

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>Not installing the straight Sera mod to have your own little pet grease pig

>playing femshep

Don't blame DA:I for you being a fag OP

I heard that in that universe both the victim and the vampire enjoys the act of bloodsucking or whatever its called.

So if a vampire sucked blood from an erect dick while giving a blowjob, would that be pleasurable for both sides?

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>lesbians
>gay
no

>tell your friends to line up for a photo
>take a selfie instead
lel

>She already did after Well of Sorrows.
How? She knew more than she did before but I could not see a change in character. It's like Neo plugging a cord into his skull to learn Kung Fu, it's just tons of information, not a personality change.

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"Knows a lot, talks less"

I was angry enough with the fact that flemeth is part of Solas and now you're telling me Morrigan will take over her place!? What the fuck.

Dude, are you living under a rock?

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>Morrigan is probably going to change after Mythaling
I heavily doubt that will be permanent, Morrigan is too much of a fan favorite and BW are literally cucks to their fans that do what they want if enough people complain. And Morrifags are a force of autism I would not want to have against me.

Zevan is an elf.
Is it really all that gay?

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>are traps gay
>are male elves gay
Yes.

What if you're a dwarf

pedo

Delete this, they can't kill the best character in the series, right? RIGHT!?

Pedo.

Morrimythal VS Fen'Harel fucking SOON

>She already did after Well of Sorrows.
Not really, she just had no reason to be pissy at you like she is when you denied her the Well (even though she is actually thankful later when she finds out who Mythal is)
Also, the Well could not have had a noteworthy effect on her because her drinking from it is optional and BW is not done with Morrigan.

As for the Mythal thing, something is going to happen that makes her willing to accept Mythal's soul even though this is the very thing she ran away from for ages. She even said in DA:I that she would not know what would have to happen for her to actually agree to this, which sounds to me like foreshadowing an event that does just that.
On the other hand, it means that she and Mythal have one goal at that point which then again means that Mythal would have no need to force a different personality on her. It worked the same way with Flemeth, she was mostly herself.

I just hope that mythal is still flemethmythal in terms of personality, so it will be morriflememythal and not just morrimythal ://

There'll be some changes in her personality anyway because Gaider is gone and someone else is going to write her, them, whatever. Probably Weekes.

Josie was a nice path to take.

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I liked the dwarven part, underground I think it was some DLC.
Other parts of the game are too boring, literally single player MMO without the fun bits.

>Gaider
anyone can write better than that autistic fuck, he literally wrote himself into the game and created a perfect husbando for himself and made it a canon romance

I lasted a day or two. It's really shit. The map is full of meaningless collectibles to find, like an Ass creed game. It was made into a "modern open world experience".

>she and Mythal have one goal at that point which then again means that Mythal would have no need to force a different personality on her
Never tought about it that way desu, let's hope.

>Go to descent before finishing main game
>walk out with tons of shekels
Thanks Bioware

>On the other hand, it means that she and Mythal have one goal at that point which then again means that Mythal would have no need to force a different personality on her. It worked the same way with Flemeth, she was mostly herself.
Flemythal is basically showed through Anders-Justice, and you know what happened to both of their personalities. Is it the right way to handle possession or not is another question, because in DAI we can clearly see she wants her revenge. Also picrelated.

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Kirby should write her, all her characters are total chads (maybe with expectation of Merill)

>Gaider's husbando is himself
Thats more than gay, thats flagrant narcissism.

>he literally wrote himself into the game and created a perfect husbando for himself and made it a canon romance

wait...what???

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But Mary Kirby works on Anthem right now.

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HoF dies because of Solas and Morrigan swears to take revenge and uses Mythal just as Mythal uses her for her own revenge eventually
NUCLEAR

Pavus is him and if you don't romance him or iron bull they will have a first ever companion romance in the series.

Big thicc Bull's dick.