Resetera leaks the new Switch

>Originally posted on the ResetEra forums by user Atheerio, dataminers at Switchbrew have discovered a mysterious folder in the version 5.0 update that points to a hardware update named Mariko.
>The popular speculation is that Mariko will be a new Nintendo Switch model that will replace the current Tegra 210 chip to the Tegra 214, as the latter is supposedly less vulnerable against hacking activities. In addition, the Nintendo Switch hardware update is also expected to double the RAM and internal storage of the hybrid console, from 4 GB to 8 GB and from 32 GB to 64 GB, respectively.

Thoughts, lads?

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CRASHING THIS THREAD
WITH NO SOYVIVORS

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NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

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>Mariko is like "marico/a" that in Spanish it means fag
I'm seeing a correlation here

BASED

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Hi

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This thread is in some serious need of LAZAHS

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>dataminers at Switchbrew have discovered a mysterious folder in the version 5.0 update that points to a hardware update named Mariko.

Okay fair enough. That does seem to hint at some sort of revision.

>Mariko will be a new Nintendo Switch model that will replace the current Tegra 210 chip to the Tegra 214, as the latter is supposedly less vulnerable against hacking activities. In addition, the Nintendo Switch hardware update is also expected to double the RAM and internal storage of the hybrid console, from 4 GB to 8 GB and from 32 GB to 64 GB, respectively

Where the fuck is this coming from though?

>same filename
>same joke
>for at least the fifth time
is shoopguy just a samefag who do this all day

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Our autistic guardian angel

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So it would seem. I feel like he's been banned before for derailing threads, so he's probably just ban evading.

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dear god

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He's literally 2018's barneyfag.

I wonder if game companies appreciate when neogaf leaks their shit.

why is this attributed to some asshat on some irrelevant forum when all the actual info comes from an entirely different source

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the state of Sup Forums hotpocketeers

>Its literally ok when its my memes

He's a shitposter, but he only ruins soy threads, he's like the anti-hero of Sup Forums, he's our batman.

>he's posted it 23 times in the past two and a half days
Holy fuck.

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This.

Don't you dare talk shit about ResetEra or we'll fucking derail your threads every time.

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t. shoopposter

>resetera
The Lord God Himself could post there and I still wouldn't believe anything that came out of it.

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>b-but I spent 5 whole minutes making my epic soy edit, h-how dare you censor me mods!
>soy is totally videogames!

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Claiming my wife

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The absolute state of OBSESSED shoopfags

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>Don't you dare talk shit about ResetEra
Or maybe try doing it without the 12 year olds meme of choice.
You do realize you can talk about things on Sup Forums without pretending to be a retard and spamming wojacks right?

I love you shoop-kun!

Nobody appreciates anything Gaf/Era does. Developers and publishers think it's a shithole to avoid at all costs.

IMMA CHARGI FOR MODS

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Stop samefagging idiot

Lazershit is so fucking gay, it's painful. Tell me it's just a lone literal soyboy. Reminds me of the kind of shit my brother's feminist wife would find amusing.

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>launching a new switch model when the current switch is already selling like gangbusters and has only been out for like two years

yeah nah

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Huh?

OLD NEWS

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>Lazershit is so fucking gay, it's painful.
Thats the point, so is soyshit. he's countering a garbage forced meme with another garbage forced meme

I wish I could see the discord conversations about shoop da whoop I know exist

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>>but he only ruins soy threads
>Ruining soy threads is giving them original content (you)s

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Mods don't like it when you make fun of soyboys.
You are free to post the shitty anti soy hate meme instead.

YEAH BOY SHOOP DA WHOOP

KEEP IT UP MY MAN

FUCK NEO/V/ GLORY TO THE LAZOR

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Yeah, because soyposters totally aren't annoyed by Shoopdawoop man,

They definitely don't care that the only (you)s they're getting are from some ironic shitposter that thinks your meme is so garbage that he had to take it upon himself to stop it, its the same thing as LARPing with other shitposters and pretending to be angry about videogames for sure.

>soy

BASED SHOOPOSTER

GODSPEED YOU GLORIOUS BASTARD

t. shooposter

Nintendo have already officially stated that there will be no new model for 2018. And if this new model was to launch 2019, then it's a little early to hear the details about it now.

At the same time however we know that they're swapping out the boards of the regular switches for boards without the hardware exploits that the original has. And that will happen soon and not 2019.
But that will be a silent revision. It will be no new version with different specs or anything. It will just be the same regular version except without the same hardware exploits making it harder to hack.

All these "rumors" about new RAM and specs and whatnot are in direct contradiction to Nintendo's official word of not doing any such thing for 2018 and instead focusing on peripherals.
Yet these rumors persist.

reevaluate your life

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I got the edit done but the thread was dead too fast

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