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Is it wrong to unironically enjoy the DOOM movie? The first-person segment was really neat
What's the best weapon in Doom, that isn't the BFG?
super shotgun
karl urban always adds to a movie
BFD
It’s one of the better vidya movies, but it’s ruined by turning demons and hell into mutants.
No. It's crap but it's the good kind of crap.
>karl urban always adds to a movie
Man does not get enough credit.
I enjoyed it. It is a silly fun movie that doesn't try to be huge.
I also like how the rock turned into the bad guy. He would expect someone as high profile as he is to be cast only as the hero in every movie.
I like him as a bad guy and it shows he had some fun playing an evil boy
To be fair the whole satanic thing is still a taboo thing in America so it was probably for marketing to turn "demons came from a portal" to "a virus turning people into monsters"
Go to hell
Is this what it actually stood for?
>Enjoying anything
Oh sweetie, you came to the wrong board
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its fucking garbage and I hate it, why couldn't they just make a dumb stupid movie where john killed the demons
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It stands for Bio Force Gun you fucking children
>this man fought the producers and saved his dredd movie from having a romance shoehorned into it for pure dredd kino
Absolutely based.
Autism :)
Wait really? Is there an article on this?
I guess Silent Hill and DOOM are the only good vydia movies we are going to get for a while.
I liked that movie so much, man.
Why would you root for this, I'd have cut off my left nut to see Karl Urban plough whoever the fuck that hot as hell actress is.
Fun Fact: The original script was much more in line with the games (involving demons/hell etc) but was changed at the last minute as it was deemed too controversial and/or might upset Christians.
I never understood why they made Cybil the protagonist of the first movie and not Harry
God Tier:
Mortal Kombat
Silent Hill
Good Tier:
Resident Evil 1
Prince of Persia
Tomb Raider 2001
Assassins Creed
Meh Tier:
Hitman
Need for Speed
Max Payne
Warcraft
RE Sequels
Shit Tier:
(Almost) Anything by Uwe Boll
Double Dragon
Wing Commander
Tomb Raider 2
Street Fighter 2
So bad its Good Tier:
DOA
Doom
Super Mario Bros.
Street Fighter
Postal
Tekken
I don't get it. The demons are the baddies and they get killed, why wouldn't a Christian approve of that?
I actually agree with most of this. Hitman should be up one level. 9/10 list as far as I'm concerned.
>Mortal Kombat
I STUDIED ALL YO MOVES SONYA
it was a fine notzombie zombie movie but shouldn't have had the DOOM label
>the rampage monsters aren't actually people, they're just huge animals
immensely disappointing
>Tomb Raider 2 not Good Tier
>Assassin's Creed, Need for Speed, Max Payne, Warcraft not Shit Tier
I'm a huge fan of Karl Urban so I'm tempted to see Doom for the first time, even if I've never been a fan of the video game.
This. Though I am interested in seeing the Negan vs. The Rock banter.
Assassins Creed was better than TR 2 bruh. Don't even kid about that.
TR 2....was passable but that fucking scene in which she rides a shark to the fucking surface was retarded. And don't even get me started on that ending.
It was 2005 user. Hollywood gave half a shit about conservative America back then. Also, the Doom movie actually almost started production in 1999 with Arnold Schwarzenegger but then Columbine happened and it was shelved for half a decade.
I'VE GOT... ONE ROUND
>friend told me BFG stood for "big friendly giant"
>believed him for years
Arnold would've been a good Doomguy i mean they kinda look like the same
Watch it user. Just go into it expecting a B horror movie and you'll have fun with it.
The RE sequels are a bit ridiculous, I like them as "so bad it's good"
It's way more attractive to have a female lead on a horror movie than a male, user.
Rose and Cybil can be swapped.
But it technically does with that disney movie
>Could only think of doom whenever the ad was in the movie theater with BFG in huge letters
Holy shit this is so much better than the american poster.
Doomguy has to be jewish though. Arnold is 'catholic'.
Karl yes, but not Dredd.
idiot christians would throw a shitfit about how talking about demons and hell makes them appear. Or some edgy kid would claim to be a demon and shoot up his school and then his parents would blame the movie.
Basically, everyone in America would rather blame anyone but themselves for the state of society. It's easier to blame ideas than guns or mental illness (that they also refuse to treat).
Dredd loves only one thing, and that is the law, you deserve 10 years in the cube for this you creep
Thanks user
Yeah but they vary so wildly in quality I just lumped them in the Meh tier since it would be too tedious to list each one.
Yep, it's the one I wish we would've gotten. The Euros even got a box set that used that poster art that looks fucking sick. But we did get a steelbook here in the states a few years ago.
Why was the rock evil in doom again? I remember him being the final boss but not why the main guy had to kill him
Is it worth spending my night watching it?
I physically couldn't watch the last resident evil movie because of how much it jump cut. It never stayed on a single scene more than 2 seconds and everything was just constantly shaking
It made almost the same amount of money outside the states, they didn't give a shit about the demons. Most of the time the enemies, that are not 100% on the shadows, looks like the ones in the game. They don't look like zombies to me.
He got told to kill everyone in the space station to avoid the virus spreading or whatever even if there was people who werent infected, but the irony was that the Rock got infected at some point so in the end he was the demons
because he was infected and the MC had to kill him to avoid spread the demonic mutation through Earth
I agree. I think an Arnold led Doom movie would have worked. The original script for the movie was crazy with much more use of the chainsaw and other demons appearing like the Spiderdemon and the Cacodemon. The latter almost made it into the final movie but the effects budget ran out.
Well at least the clones wars are over now, they can't hurt you any more
Speaking of which, what enemies appeared in the movie? I remember Imps, Hell Barons and a Pinky
What does the FUCKING stand for?
That's pretty much it unless you count the Zombies.
but then who was phone?
God yes, isn't that the fucking truth though? Getting to curse, getting to just be a bad ass all around. It had to be cathartic for him. I don't think he got to let loose like that in any other movie up until then. I liked some of his lines too for some reason.
>I'm not supposed to die here!
>what do you say we go outside and...get some air?
>I've got ONE round.
>disrespecting canon for husbando and waifu bullshit
you're the type of hollywood producer trash this world doesn't need
Hell wasn't one of the game's devs a Mormon?
In a way, It's like the movie Is glorifying demons by putting them into media in the first place and giving them attention to begin with.
It's fucking weird don't ask why
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Didnt Christians applauded the original DOOM games for their accurate representation of demons and hell?
SEMPER FI.... motherfucker
YES
I'm so sick of modern Christcuckery. You don't inspire men by being a coward and a pussy. Fuck this turning the other cheek shit and never confronting evil head on.
BRING BACK CRUSADERS
Nah, it was one of those hilarious bad, guilty pleasure movies. Like the Mario Bros movie
silent hill has a great start but the last part of the movie is complete garbage
The only thing i remember about Silent Hill is Pyramid Head ripping off that girls skin
>implying fucking Event Horizon didn't literally do hell portals, demonic possession and absolutely brutal gore in 1997
this whole "christians would bitch!" thing is blatantly false, they just wanted a PG-13 rating and mutants and "realistic" reimagination of sci-fi properties were in vogue back then.
besides, it's more of an atheist thing to say hell doesn't exist.
Last 10 minutes were the mom and daughter driving out of Silent Hill, everything still covered in fog and her in her husband wandering around seperate versions of their house, with it being obvious she was still stuck in Silent Hill world, which apparently exists outside of Silent Hill for some reason
Unironically Christfag here. I know people in my own congregation who don't believe in the Devil.
Whats the old adage and greatest tricks and existence?
>I know people in my own congregation who don't believe in the Devil.
What's the point then? Being a good boy to get into God's sekrit club?
Yes
They didn't go around shooting people in Event Horizon though. I stand by what I said. Some crazy kid with access to assault rifles would've shot up his school and then his parents would've blamed the Doom movie and video games. In America it's okay to own military rifles (meant for killing people), but not okay to ask if maybe it's not a good idea for the average person to be able to walk into Wal-Mart and buy them along with dinner for that night......................
>disney movie
your not a brit are you, its a book by Roald Dahl who wrote Charlie and the Choclate factory
are you calling school children demons from hell?
>post yfw Sup Forums is actually heaven
Nah, can't be, too many faggots
Yes, actually. You ever heard THE DEVIL IS A LIE?
Even as a Christian it doesn't make much sense.
YOU MUST WORSHIP THE LORD
AND DO AWAY WITH EVERYTHING EVIL
but if the devil isn't there then what happens when we do bad?
YOU WILL BURN IN HELL
DEUS VULT
Uwe Boll's Postal movie is unironically Kino
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That's exactly the point. Hell isn't some physical place, hell is nothing more than being denied God's grace.
Sandy Petersen designed and named all the demons for Doom, 98% of the levels and gave the weapons their damage values. Hes a Christian and he's making a kickstarter board game where you fight demons. Hollywood is fucking retarded as usual and ruined an otherwise serviceable movie for no reason again.
Because it's made up bullshit, Demons and satanic evil have been a staple of horror films since the Exorcist if not before.
What most likely happened was they wanted to have a PG 13 label and demons might have been a factor in preventing that. Alternatively the director simply thought it would be better received if they were mutants as to not rip off Event Horizen.
Besides, in that time bashing conservative America over Bush was a common thing. The Silent Hill film that came out the following year even took the liberty of changing the villains from a satanic cult that impregnated a girl with a demon god through burning; To a church of insanely pious witch hunters who burned an innocent girl for being a virgin birth, of which the FUCKING DEVIL created a pact to avenge her with.
Move Warcraft to shit tier and add Mortal Kombat: Annihilation to So bad its Good tier.
idiot christians would blame "demons" on the events and then say that some "demon" possesed the kid and made him do it. This is basically hard science in america, it's what kids are taught. That demons are real and attack people and make them do crazy stuff.
bio force gun you fucking faggot
I remember hearing about that. Wasn't Sam Raimi going to direct it too? That would've been incredible to see. I would love to see them attempt a new Doom movie. Maybe they can do an animated movie or something.