Squid

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>shad

>thinly veiled lolicon thread

>implying this isn't bait for comments exactly like

>No FBI i got scared and my pants just slipped...

pedophiles

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post kids

that's not shadman, nobody is sniffing her asshole

I like this squid kid. Post more of her.

Anatomy isn't bad enough to be Shad,nor is there enough garish blush, chromatic aberration, or piercings.

Teleiophile

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I wish

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Smug squid toes

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is this how you present yourself?

Pearl is best girl.

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Maybe if you're gay.

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That's degenerate and disgusting.

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You are shallow people and you revulse me

UNGA BUNGA

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>imported mayonnaise
is there some world of distinctly different regional mayonnaises that i am not aware of? i am interested.

Japanese mayonnaise tastes a lot different than American. I think in a similar way to wasabi.

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I actually love nip mayo. Had a Mormon friend who went on a mission there and has some hookups. Got me some and I can't look at normal mayo the same way again.

>wasabi

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>nobody cares about annie or flow
feelsbadman.jpg

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>hating wasabi
What sin have we committed to allow such plebs onto this site.

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Are squids lolis?

Kinda sorta
Pearl looks pretty loli, but she's 21
Squids get their humanoid forms at 14, but the age of your own playable squid is never verified.

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Who remembers spore?

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Are they actually kids, though?

Going by the squid development chart, they should at least be teenagers, since they actually have a humanoid form.

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They achieve their humanoid form at 14, so yes, they're teenagers
The sunken scrolls in Splat 1 also show young Callie and Marie in their humanoid forms, and they look younger than the playable inklings, so I'd say the playable inklings are 16 or so

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>imblyign

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Good for you, crispy Kraut

>imblyign

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>14
Too old.

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Wasabi is a demonic topping and should be purged from this world. Just fucking eat ginger instead.

>eating the most disgusting seasoning ever invented
I made the mistake of using ginger-scented hand sanitizer once, the putrid smell wouldn't come out for weeks

>having taste this bad

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Salmon

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>jpg compression
Disgusting.

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Shut up and post more rapist Marina

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Yummy Mayo!

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Is she right about you?

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Unfortunately, yes.
Also because no one responded last thread; what's some good headgear to go with the White Inky Rider?

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I love this outfit. It's what my squid wears. I use the Ray Bands

Can't go wrong with the school clip or goggles.

What happened to the Splatoon Wiki?

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Jesus fuck.

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Whats the best squid hairstyle? best squid bottoms?

>You will never force Marina to chug a gallon of mayonnaise
Why live?

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>being a pedophile

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Post your Squid

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>suddenly, Sup Forums is full of pedophiles
What happened?

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Hebepile/Ephebopile. Get your terms right.

This is a video game about fictional creatures that also aren't human

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>suddenly

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I prefer the alternate version.

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Why is this lewd...

>Dig up old computer just to grab splatoon files from 2015
>There's hardly any in there
Oh well

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I honestly don't give a fuck. The fact you want to have sex with a minor shows what a horrible human being you are.

Newfag detected.
Bait detected.

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W-wew

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>Being American

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Do the People really like this style? It's generic and disgusting AF

Same goes for shadman their "art" is horrible

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>robbing a child's innocence only because you can't get laid otherwise

Truly pathetic.

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Shad's work is universal.

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>Imposing your moral standards on others
>Implying they give a fuck

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>inb4 ">gif"
It's the only version that loops the hip sway

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>being a muslim

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Why are people comparing the op image to shad? Have you people actually looked at Shad's disgusting art?

MOOOOOOOOOOOOODS

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I'm not turned on, I just like the design with her hair and the water balloons. It's cute and I'd play as it.

It's newfags trying to fit in. You can tell on the shadman image replies because they almost always have Know your Meme filenames.

This 100% Japanese Mayo is much better.

Is there an ability tier-list?

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Would you play it?

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Use whatever you need. If you feel like you die a lot, maybe invest in Quick Respawn.

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YES

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Today I will remind them

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Are you trying to imply that there are people out there who wouldn't play it?

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Oh Nintendo

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In other news, water is wet and the sky is blue.

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i was wondering when squidna would show up again

>midna in spats
i don't think there's ever been a greater perfection than this. MIDNA FOR SPLATOON. AND HAVE HER SAY WOOMY IN HER CUTE VOICE.

>Abxy
My nigga

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Japanese Mayo and US Mayo are basically entirely different things.

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>+
its okay, my tiny quid is 18