Hello Sup Forums I am a healthcare professional!
This post is a friendly reminder to be healthy while you are gaming.
Drink water and take breaks. Remember to do finger, wrist, arm, and leg stretches.
Do at least some light cardio daily.
Eat a vegetable and get fiber! Don't get hemorrhoids.
Staying sharp & healthy will help you be a better gamer! ٩(•̤̀ᵕ•̤́๑)ᵒᵏᵎᵎᵎᵎ
Thanks, healthcare-man!
How did you make that cute smiley thing? :O
Unrelated but do I need to be chad to pull off a buzz cut?
what about prostate massage
Thanks healthcare professional!
Will do!
You need a square or round head.
I have hemmaroid but am also a hypochondriac so am worried its actually anal cancer but cant afford a doctor so I just panic 24/7
Thanks, healthcare professional!
>don't get hemorrhoids
>Don't get hemorrhoids.
Too late.
What kind of healthcare professional are you?
It's called a kaomoji and it is popular in japanese culture ლ,ᔑ•ﺪ͟͠•ᔐ.ლ
FUCK OFF WITH THAT SMILE IT'S EASY TO HAVE SEX WITH LADIES WHEN YOU ARE HANDSOME, STOP MOCKING ME GO AWAY PRETTY FACE
This will help too
wholesome Sup Forums is the best Sup Forums
thanks healthcare man
How do you even get hemorrhoids?
Are you trying to summon InformationalHemorrhoidsAnon? You are dangerously close to hemorrhoid education.
By sitting on my ass all day every day for years on end.
Existing, 75% of people get them
Thanks, healthcare professional!
Hey doc I think you forgot to give user his physical
Hello Sup Forums, I too am a healthcare proffesional and unlike this phd doctorate I'm here to tell you that if you really want to remain healthy you should stop playing videogames all together.
All those neck, back and wrist pains are the result of you spending several hours sitting on a chair playing videogames and constantly staring at the screen can be damaging to your eyes. You are not building any social skills or losing any weight sitting their for hours on end infront a tv screen. I highly recommend that you put down the game, go outside, exercise, socialize etc.You will live a much happier and healthier life.
Arigato Sensei
Please give me an HRT prescription.
This does nothing for my crippling anxiety and depression.
I'll give you a better one: A bullet to the brain.
>tfw shit blood like once a week now
I assume it's from sitting down all day, as I get enough fiber. Am I fucking dying? Do I have cancer?
Go to a hospital right fucking now
Yeah uh, shitting blood isn't normal. Go to the fucking hospital.
Okay, shitting blood maybe once and it never happening again isn't really that weird. You might've strained too hard.
Shitting blood regularly is symptomatic of something really bad.
*How much blood
*is it bright red or do you have black stools sometimes
Blood when you wipe is probably nothing
Actually shitting blood and blood in your poo is bad, see a doctor
thanks healthcare man
Don't listen to these people. You are fine.
Reminder that if you don’t lift daily than you aren’t getting enough exercise.
I mean it only happens when my shits are hard which happens if I eat something unhealthy like pizza and don't drink enough water.
I'm American and can't afford health care.
I tend to strain if it's a hard shit not sure what else to do
Small amount, generally bright red. Get black stool occasionally but it's rare.
For three years, I've been having back pains near the shoulder blade from time to time. Whenever I use my computer, I'm laying on bed from my side, and I don't think I'm doing anything that would strain it in that position. Any insight on that?
Sup Forums if you don't lose 300 pounds in 2 days for weight loss surgery I'm going to recommend you for euthanasia.
Here lies user, rode that dick like a queen til the very end
Ambulance driver here, Sup Forums.
Life your life to the max. Do stupid shit. Make job security for me. Don't listen to these doctors. They just want to hold you back. Live that hedonistic lifestyle.
WATCH OUT DOC THERE'S A NIGGER BEHIND YOU
You're tearing your ass by straining
Which side
Being healthy is for losers.
Sup Forums
I am a true master of organs and unlike this cuck whitey *background laughters* I know what I'm doing.
Me and JD came up with this plan about you not playing video games *waits 5 seconds* AT ALL *italian soccer moms die laughing*
It's important to get your organs while they're still young
Listen to me.
The side I lean on.
By trying too hard while doing squats
at least that's what happened to me
Fuck off, scrubs was actually funny.
Don't try to ruin a character with your shit.
Dried prumes you bag of lard.