Would a vidya based on His life be good?

Would a vidya based on His life be good?

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Probably not. Not exactly much in the way of adventure. The end was pretty intense but past that he was just kind of wandering around touching people and preaching.

>do nothing for 30 levels
>then it’s all cutscenes
>then you get an unbeatable boss fight against Judas
>then the post-game content just gives you top level and gear so all challange is gone

Shittiest game of all time

There's not really much there in terms of content. Only a few bits of his childhood and when he was around 30 preaching. Certainly not a game where you play as him.

Now a game about David would be some great shit.

I thought Sup Forums hates walking simulators

>schizophrenic man who was probably a roman rape baby

very nice

No, and it would be blasphemy. Hell would not be fun. I hope no one makes or plays this game!

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I dunno, probably as fun as any other game with godmode on.

There is one, it's called Metal Gear Solid: Phantom Pain

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This game is pretty funny and sort of faithful to the bible?
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Oh and this I guess.

>constant side quests
>would take a timing dialogue situation (pa rappa the rapper like)
>turn based rpg with apostles as allies
>apostels are classes
>bosses here and there
>open world travel
>end game being saving the world and all of human kind


10/10 better than dragon age

It's pretty cool

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What kind of stats would bible characters have?

Sampson prolly has +10 STR but +1 INT

That's the dicking title right there.

David
25 STR
23 STA
10 INT
18 CHA
18 WIS

If it was done Yakuza-style it'd be good.

wait why schizophrenic?

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He hears god?

Hearing voices is classified as a faulty perception and delusion

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maybe not Him but one based on David would be sick

just play Persona 3

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I bet you're americans

I don’t know if he ever claimed to hear god. Just to speak for him. At the very least, it’s less schizophrenic than someone like Joan of Arc

That and belief in talking to god is a classic case of delusions of great self worth where there is none and power. Its proof of latent egomania and one can always find in these cases that "god" easily follows into line to what the hearer believes or wants.

Terry. A davis is a case study of his own but a lot of his videos prove this. Terry likes elephants so of course god likes elephants.

you mean RotTR?

what about his miracles?

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Op, dont tell me you dont know the best videogame ever about yeezuz

The (You) testament

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>falling for new age garbage bullshit

enjoy the mark user and hell pleb faggot

you do know he is the son of god? not being passed through the seed of a man enables him not being born in sin. go fuck off elsewhere and enjoy your faggot pleb life.

Please do not insult my wife

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People see what they want to see.
Notice that none of his really open miracles happen until much later in his career.

Why are religious people the absolute worst of humanity

I get the sense of community but they always censor all the good things out of fear

We have no stories of his miracles besides the bible, and that's a clusterfuck to get around because even the gospels tell varying accounts of the same event.

Do what you're saying is this is the next ps4 smash hit?

because ur an idiot faggot who worships cash and people as things. the goal is to escape this shithole you call a home, and when realizing it's satans world you can easily escape all manic disorders, drug addiction, and pornography, etc. with the bible and word of god. it isnt actually that we are the worse. YOU ARE

>you do know he is the son of god
By what proof? A book written by these sinful men and because he said so?
I can show you to a lot of cults that you now have to submit to then.

Also the oldest, most unsullied version of hell is literally nothing, complete emptiness. Which is already the atheist afterlife anyway.

not unless it's like final fight and He doing the dishin'

Epic console warring, friend

Well he didn't really consider himself "God" until much later in his life anyway, way after he made sure he had a stable job and a place to call home. The bible doesn't really talk about that period though because not much happened then

we have no stories related Jesus in general outside the original bible texts
everything in the quran came much later and were pretty much retellings of what was already written and whatever Japan/Indian Jesus stuff that's out there are most likely a scam

I've lived it all, user.

I practiced voodoo mostly and studied Thelema. The shit's all a joke. Satan literally was an annointed Cherubim. His power is immense. He had the power to show the Lord jesus Christ himself the world vanishing in a second, so that being said he also has Fallen/Angels at his disposal, the shit will tear you down and once youre comfortable and you "think"youre ok. You're just being kept in check.


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Dunno about Jesus but a game about the exploits of King Solomon would be sick
>summoning demons and angels to fight your enemies
>uniting the tribes and building your harem of 1,000 girls
>studying the 72 goetic demons n shit

It'd be fun desu

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>Well he didn't really consider himself "God" until much later in his life anyway
He was literally considered the son of god since birth.

I wish there was a high-tier animated porn of him getting nailed to the cross then getting raped over and over by random romans as a cumdumpster.

Fuck off, Satan

>game about his return
>apocalypse
>fight as jesus against forces of hell
>have to find and rapture innocent souls
I'd buy it.

Why isn't Solomon given shit for using magic and summoning demons?

why are american christians some of the most obsessed people in the world right next to muslims?

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Sure, I'd play a Isukiri vidya

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>I practiced all these religeons, they're all jokes
>Except this one religeon, because reasons
Is it because the guy at the christian mass is a groomer and sells meth and cocaine to desperates?

If I remember right it was because he let his wives worship false gods despite living in israel, his power over demons was given to him by god anyways

>earliest gospels were written 30(!) years after Jesus' death

you don't even remember what happened 10 years ago. who's to say Christianity was not just a calculated fabricated religious grab by Paul.

God allowed him to. Magic was discouraged because most believed that people required it illegitimately from the Devil instead of through God's blessings

I don't remember the part where kid Jesus tells people that "I'm the son of God, follow me"

I know of three Japanese games which exist that have stealth versions of his story in it.
They're all excellent.

Eh.
A straight adaptation no, but I'd play a video game where you're some sort of messiah and go around doing messiah shit like healing people, preaching your gospel, and raising the dead. Something like the end of Amane's path in Devil Survivor Overclocked except on a bigger level.

Something like 70% of humanity has some form of religious views. That's a super huge generalization. Though I will say the most vocal tend to be the shittiest, I can admit that even as a Christian.

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You see people make excuses, even too god, when its convenient.

Premaritial sex, murder, the whole sin deal can be done if you hide from god/do it against a certain person/god totally told you so you guuuuyyys

So you practiced crazy made-up bullshit, and then you studied more made-up bullshit, and now you think you've finally cracked it and have committed yourself full-time to bullshit?

I don't believe in the existence of the supernatural. Period. In order to make me believe in your god you have to first prove to me that ANY god can possibly exist, and then explain why YOUR god specifically is the only one that's real.

>who's to say Christianity was not just a calculated fabricated religious grab by Paul
Most educated secular historians.

m8 i'm not even a christian and you read his comment completely wrong. is this the power of atheism

So it's literally because God personally gave him a pardon? That seems incredibly unfair to the rest of humanity.

Never said I practiced all religions you fat stupid fuck. Can you read?

I mean, do you realize you stupid an ignorant fuck you are? "Because they sell Meth and Cocaine to the masses?" Get fucking real.

And if you're stupid fatass ever read that bullshit. Do you know what disinfo is? Of course, you haven't read the Bible at all. Fat fucking internet atheist pile of shit as usual. Gof uck a pony you retarded tranny loving faggot.

God is an asshole and a faggot

r e d d i t

Why do fedoras feel the need to shit up any thread that even passively mentions anything to do with religion?

>enjoy hell goyim

Also how the fuck do you choose between all the made up bullshit?

Literally all religeons give a strong argument that their god is the only one. And its not like you actually did any scientific study on which matches up to reality. It can't be because of age because then you wouldn't even choose an Abraham one.

>make fun of Jews
they call you ANTISEMITE
and sends you in court trial for Antisemitism
>make fun of Muslims
they call you ISLAMOPHOBIC and they bomb you
>make a caricature about Christian
nothing happens

I mean, he was the smartest/wisest/most powerful man in the world at the time. Then the whole thing with the wives started happening and he lost God's favor

where is your proof as to how they don't exist then, nigger? if you can't prove your own claim, why should anyone prove theirs

Not an argument kid.

if it is like dante's infermo, bu

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I'd sure as shit buy it.

Any games about saints? I know about all the Saint Jeanne d'Arc stuff she is best girl forever , but what about Saint George or something like that?

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christians already did their share of chimping out, women killing and genocide with nothing to show for it.

Sheol or Gehenna?

Have you read the bible? God is a huge asshole

I'd make a game with Jesus returning to the modern world. He'd build an army of whores and crack heads to take on the Catholics.

Its because he was the most trustable person to give it to, you're not gonna gonna give money to a friend who never gives it back, are you?

>I want to save human souls
>I create a system that will damn more souls than I save
>I explicitly make my creation prone to fall yet blame them for it

god is not benevolent.

>god is supposed to be omniscient
>gives power to a man he knows will go corrupt with it
I don't understand. New Testament has God be completely chill, but Old Testament's is like a some asshole with a god complex.

wait is this towards me? i'm not the god is faggot guy or whatever and i said reddit because of your spacing cunt

I'm talking about what Jesus though of himself, not what others were thinking of him and I'm saying that up until much later in life he may as well have been another usual man from his point of view.
I know what that user was saying and I'm not denying a possibility that he may have been influenced by others to think that he's the son of God, but that must have happened way later in his life

>Can't prove any of it wrong
>Flips out
Reality check Bob, faith is not something you can just use to get a boon for patronage, that's an old sinner lie to amass power ;)

>Become famous for killing tall dude
>Dodge king trying to kill you
>Become King
>Kill thousands of men
>Strategically kill your own men by positioning them in battle so you can steal their women
>Be God's favorite
>All the other shit
I think David gets hunted down by his son and has to live in a cave for a while too, so that's even more good shit to add, game got plenty of content.

because, nobody loves them. their fatass is not loveable by anybody in school so they blame the eternal being who created them. this goes on to teenage angst and they resort to the outcast society and wear tails. also, can't blame their mom.

The burden of proof lies on the claimant, not the skeptic. If you say you have a unicorn in your garage, it's up to YOU to prove that unicorn exists, not me to prove that it doesn't. I see no evidence of a unicorn existing in your garage. I see no evidence of a unicorn existing anywhere, at any time. I think you're just making shit up for attention.

How about a game where I control an angel and destroy demons and pagan gods?

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You could make it into a WarioWare-esque game, like one mini-game could have you give people fish as fast as possible while another could be you destroying the temple marketplace and evading angry Jews and Roman guards.

Yeah m8, it's totally the same. The earth isn't round they never showed a globe it's all bullshit. You sound like the faker, cunt

>my fairytale book is real lalala

lmao

Underground cave sheol or empty void sheol?

Empty void

Old Testament is Jew God, all fire and punishment. New Testament god is more about forgiving the sinner.

get the fuck out neofag i can see the stench of cancer radiating off of you go back to pedophile central cunt

>Promises a sequel within about 40 years, while at least most of the devs are still alive
>almost 2k years later, no word about anything
a mix between todd howard and gaben, but predates them both