>tfw no gf
Tfw no gf
Sebastian Jones
Ryder Adams
once you've lived with a woman you realize it's not worth it
Parker Barnes
Why would you want a gf? If you can't get a 10/10 there's no reason to bother at all. Just accept that you will die alone
Aiden Jackson
true love waits, user.
also this
Christian Gray
>tfw literally blew my load inside a girl's mouth 15 minutes ago
Alexander Phillips
>tfw you no longer find real women attractive and just jerk off to anime and vidya girls.
Oliver Nguyen
:(
Landon Lee
your mom doesn't count
Chase Smith
You can get a gf, the problem is that you have high standards.
Cooper Allen
10/10 girls are the worst of all though. no personality and boring in bed. plus they can't cook and won't clean.
Aaron King
>being this jealous
Levi Cooper
If you had a gf, you wouldn't be able to be on Sup Forums 10 hours a day
Bentley Morales
>wizard
>don't really care about it
>fap almost daily
why can't everybody be like me?
Parker Green
I have literally no standards
Dylan Bailey
because the don't have to
Joshua Richardson
Great wizard, can you grant me the power of unlimited money
Kayden Hernandez
>t. virgin
Cameron Peterson
My buddy told me women are fucking pigs. Is that true?
Dominic Jenkins
What vidya does your gf play, anons? Mine likes FTL, Into the Breach, Advanced Wars, Recettear, SM64, LoZ, and Morrowind
Brayden Wood
>tfw gf I met online
>we're literally perfect for each other
>but we live on separate continents and I have never seen her in person
Hurts so much bros
Chase Perry
Then go talk with an unattractive girl and ask her out. There, gf acquired.
Kayden Davis
This doesn't work. They just ask you for a quick fucc and then act like they don't know you later.
Angel Gutierrez
>tfw you realize even fat ugly chicks want 6'4" Chads and somehow manage to get them
Isaiah Baker
Nah. Internet people are never the same in person.
Christian Torres
>have no desire to father children and raise them to glory
>have no self respect
absolutely pathetic
Cooper Garcia
She's a dude breh
Carter Johnson
No, she was actually much more hygienic than me. The problem was that she demanded every second of my free time, it was suffocating.
Joseph Butler
Normies can never know this feel
>3 months to wizard hood
Feels good
Noah Thomas
fuck off normalfag
Adam Long
Come on over to /r9k/ boys where you can bask in your suffering with other losers it fits better than here on Sup Forums