Top 5 AVGN Episodes

1. Ikari Warriors
2. Virtual Boy
3. Atari Porn
4. Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
5. Sega CD pts. 1 and 2

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>Top Tier
James drops the AVGN character and talks history like Nintendo Power

>Shit Tier
Skit focused episodes

Double vision deserves a spot

paperboy

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this, i always just skipped the skits.

Yeah, Nintendo Power and the Chronologically Confused ones were good.

Really, he doesn't need the AVGN character, he's very knowledgeable and articulate so he can just talk about games.

Despite his balding, Paperboy was a good episode

That's difficult. No particular order:
1. Silver Surfer
2. Plumbers Don't Wear Ties
3. Sega CD / 32X
4. Tiger Electronics
5. Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde Revisited

His Turtles 3 movie review is кинo

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Yeah but where did his hair go?

Ghostbusters
Atari Porn
Bugs Bunny's Birthday Blowout
Winter Games
Ninja Gaiden

toxic crusaders

>Hong Kong 97
>Seaman
>Castlevania series
>Atari Jaguar
>Virtual Boy

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Getting cuck'd too death will do that.

holy shit is this real??

Hot take:
the Tiger Games episode

Yeah

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NES Accessories
Power Glove
The Castlevania series
Atari Jaguar
The Terminator series

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Plumbers is way overrated

In no order:
Double Vision
Ikari Warriors
Castlevania Retrospective
Bugs Bunny and Batman, I like slapstick, even new year one with Nathan was okay by me

Every AVGN thread morphs into a WHERE DID THE HAIR GO thread

Hair loss = More Teste.

what the fuck??

Cool story bro

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Power Rangers episode was also great. Atari sports is another favorite of mine but no one talks about that one.

Bugs Bunny I and II
Bible games
Silver Surfer
Milon's Secret Castle
Deadly Towers

Let me fix that

>Shit Tier
Skit focussed

>Good Tier
James talks about gaming history or interesting facts

>God Tier
James getting genuinely pissed off and ranting at ridiculous controls or ludicrous game mechanics

Let's talk about the WORST episodes:

1. Christmas Sega episode
2. Toxic Crusader
3. Lester the Unlikely
4. Nintendo World Championship
5. Hong Kong 97

Action 52
Bible Games 1
Battletoads
Nintendo Power
Zelda 2

Street Fighter 2010 is the perfect blend of those two. Is it the best in your opinion?

>hating on hong kong 97
shit taste

Batman along with Dick Tracy and maybe three/four others were also where you saw real throw-your-controller/destroy-the-game rage from him

Swordquest still makes me hard.

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geg

1. Friday the 13th
2. Terminator
3. Batman (I know it's 2 parts, fuck off).
4. Indiana Jones
5. Silver Surfer

As someone who watches an AVGN stream everyday my opinion is 100% correct.

Also plumbers don't wear ties is the WORST episode by far.

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The latest episode was actually entertaining for the first time in ages.

Give an example of skit-focused episode. Also, is Batman a skit-focused episode?

I think the numero one AVGN episode has to be the Die Hard one, it just so perfectly captures the frustrations of the game, it has hilarious jokes, a dumb ending and doesn't feel gimmicky and forced. Pre Batman 2-parter AVGN is the prime AVGN, when his comments and jokes were just about crappy games he grew up with and not about trying to continue the character with material he isn't familiar with, so has to force the anger a little bit. That's not to say he hasn't made good episodes since, there are plenty of great ones after, but the Batman episodes mark a transition where the AVGN was losing his touch, it's like the moment he went from pure gold to silver.

Some other top-tier contenders are the Silver Surfer episode, the first Bible games one, the Simpsons one, the NES accessories episode and the Nintendo Power one.

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Mike Mattei's cringe Jokershit was basically a nonstop skit.

>Also plumbers don't wear ties is the WORST episode by far.
I can't take your opinion seriously with shit taste like that.

In no particular order
Action 52
Dick Tracy
The CDI marathon (I consider it the one thing)
The Castlevania marathon (See above)
Tiger games

>Hating on Plumbers don't wear ties
Even if you view it as bad, it's not worse than the Toxic Avengers episode.

Plumbers is a hilarious ep but it's almost entirely because of the game is making the jokes rather than James' script.

This.

Tbh he has to move on and end the AVGN series once and for all (unless there are bad games from his youth he actually has history with)

>plumbers don't wear ties is the WORST episode
opinion discarded

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Game is more interesting than the review.

>AVGN
>Good
I have trouble believing anyone over the age of 18 finds "FUCKING POOPY DICK FARTS DIARRHEA FUCKFARTS I'D RATHER EATOUT SAME ASS WHILE DOING SOME POOPY SHITFARTS THAN CONTINUE PLAYING THIS SHITTY ASS FUCK GAME" funny

The "jokes" in the game are awful, James pointing out how awful and weird said jokes are is the funny part.

Well, what can you actually say about it? It's an awful Shmup game that has some VERY questionable parts about it.

>James missed this ending in his review

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Hey.
You're a nigger.

Guess the movie was so bad you guys pretend it doesn't even exist.

>1. Castlevania Retrospective
>2. Sega CD
>3. Sword Quest
>4. Nintendo Power
>5. NES Accessories

1 street fighter 2010
2 Spiderman
3 Castlevania
4 Ninja Gaiden
5 Texas Chainsaw

I still think that James has some talent to work schlocky b-movie shit. He just needs to do what he is comfortable with: Horror. His passion lies in those low budget horror movies of the 50's/60's

I'm glad he accomplished his dreams and that's all I have to say.

TAKE

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None, everything this retard uploads is horseshit. You'd need to be a 12 year old to find his videos amusing. This is also not videogames, fuck off.

That one where the clues were in a comic.

That shit had awesome music.

No silver surfer?
Also
>WHERE DID THE HAIR GO

WHERE DID THE HAIR GO

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Sword quest.

Is there a reason shit like that doesn't get made anymore? Datamining?

AVGN is protected Sup Forums heritage, I'd suggest you watch your mouth

We're talking about James Rolfe, not Arin Hanson

1. DoubleVision 1&2
2. Sega CD/Sega 32X
3. Bible Games 1
4. Dick Tracey
5. Atari 5200
6. Atari Jaguar 1&2
7. Spiderman
8. Virtual Boy
9. GhostBusters 3 parter
10. Zelda CDI

Debate me plebs

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>e-celeb trash
fuck off

>No Castlevania marathon
>No Silver surfer.... silver shit

Shit list.

>Implying i'd remove anything off my list for that shit

Good list, I would add christmas and wintergames somewhere.
The only ones I really dislike, are the ones with "motherfucker" mike dressing up and chimping out

James has been making quality content before "e-celebs" were a thing.

>e-celeb
nu-Sup Forums is underage as fuck

There was a movie?

Best episode incoming

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I'd say that he basically started the whole game e-celeb shit. so i'm going to give him a pass.

>Skit focused episodes

Ninja Gaiden was fun.

I like his castlevania videos

Commercial kino

1. Console reviews
2. Legit Angry reviews from his past
3. Skit reviews

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shit. Modern game reviews

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Remember when this asshole took advantage of James' popularity by badgering him until he agreed to do crossovers?

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The easiest way to spot someone underage. e-celeb did not exist when he started making videos.

>Best episode
>Literally never seen anyone say Godzilla games
Go to 13:20, the ending of the episode is pure kino

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>it's okay when it's about e-celeb i like
never change Sup Forums

The moment you stop taking a Vietnamese sewing forum so seriously that you stop getting angry at people discussing a guy who makes videos about games is the moment you finally achieve enlightenment.

I personally think that Plumbers don't wear ties is a bad episode because it's basically a review of a lolsorandom power point presentation. It's not entertaining to me when someone is ripping to shreds something that is intentionally stupid low effort experimental comedy trash. When someone genuinely tries to make something and the end result is hilariously bad, that's where the good AVGN episodes come from. I mean, that's precisely the reason why MINEY CRAFTA is funny. Mike actually thought he was making something good but it's so terrible he tried to erase it.

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>lolsorandom power point presentation
If you wern't 12 you'd realise when James made the episode lolsorandom wasnt a thing you fucking cretin

>when James made the episode lolsorandom wasnt a thing
What? That's what half the 2000s Internet was.

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>What? That's what half the 2000s Internet was
In retrospect sure, at the time? No

What the fuck where is his forehead hair! Wait a minute, people don't have forehead hair.

Portal didn't invent lolsorandom you infant

James is turning into fucking Bernie Sanders

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james loves skit focused eps. the new ep is gonna have a lot of skits too.

>Episode gets delayed
>Wonder why
>Episode comes out
>First half is alright
>Last half is an entire skit that looked like it took forever to make

Those skits were a mistake.

Spiderman was fucking great

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kill yourself