Why aren't you playing roguelikes like a real gamer?

Why aren't you playing roguelikes like a real gamer?

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because i don't like to consume soy

Tome is not a roguelike

I play Isaac everyday.

But user, I do

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I love them, but would rather just play dnethack or slash'em lethe in ascii like a real man/sperg.

Because I'm too busy playing Barony

ToME is the fucking tits
Anyone excited for the new expansion?

I still play Elona

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i go back to them every few months but i get burned out after a week of playing

best roguelike coming through

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I was always curious, is it possible to completely hunt the Dogmen to extinction? Because I get really sick of getting swarmed by them at night.

not a roguelike

>second easiest roguelike
>real gamer
o i am laffin

Name?

Too busy playing FTL and risk of rain.

Just play good games.

tome is pretty awesome, i could never kill the sleeping horror in sher'tul though. brawlers are pretty sick

ToME is fun but I don't think it's actually a roguelike. That said I can't wait for the expansion to come out.

But I do
I'm playing Brogue again since I really enjoy the colorful ASCII

lol

Oh sick, a game that I would like to try yet the poster has given no info on what it is.

NEO Scavenger

Se the little triangle next to the "No.whatevernumbers"? Try using that.

reverse image search you stupid fucking idiot

Game doesn't belong in this thread and a simple google image search immediately tells you the name of the game. You are fucking retarded, you should go back to redd*t.

Been having fun a lot of fun with this one. It's got some Risk of Rain vibes to it as well

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Waiting for Jupiter Hell

I could bounce a quarter off of Shena's ass

I'm trying, but I keep getting my ship destroyed in the second sector. Damn it, roguelikes are hard.

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you'd like to play it off that image alone?
and you have no idea how to image search?
what are you 12?

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took you long enough

I went back to Brogue after not having played it for a while and I forgot how much I rng can fuck you over, you can get to depth 10 and still find no weapon other than your starting dagger and in another run find a quietus weapon at the start and 2 ogre allies who kill everything for you.

I've also downloaded DDA again after not playing it for 2 years because I hate myself.

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autism

anyone play shattered pixel dungeon or variant of the original on android? absolutely my all time favourite mobile game, I've been the original PD since 2013 and only won around 10 times

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>mfw you first find the mega city

I thought that was going to "end" the game,I never could get mod's to work though

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>strawman
Come back when RE4 and GoW are posted in a FPS-like thread if you want to have some semblance of a non-retarded point.

Not a roguelike.

thoughts on Cogmind?

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>The point flew over my head, therefore it's retarded
you absolute buffoon of a human being

So the game IS hard as fuck. I thought I was just bad. I liked it, but I hate to play using a touchscreen.

The point is that user is triggered by words he doesn't understand. Specifically (trigger warning, make sure there is a safe space nearby before reading) roguelite.

You can do your part and help him adjust to real life by using it more often.

Thank you for confirming you're retarded and didn't understand the point of the image at all.

finally

Playing this too. It's very enjoyable, but levels after 2 boss are hard as fuck at 165% difficulty. Seen second boss only once in ~35h of playtime. My starting gun now has 227 fucking mastery.

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Never thought I'd see this again.
This is the best fucking thing ever

never playe one in my life and have no plans to, what's so great about these """games?"""

The point of the image was to make a strawman. Probably based on personal experiences.

Thank you for trying to defend it though. I guess you made it?

How is this game? I like the sort of crisp near-future visuals.

What makes it better than say Nuclear Throne?

>but levels after 2 boss
Meant after 1 boss.

realm of the mad god was the last good game i enjoyed

THIS
if the game isn't exactly the same as Rogue, it can't be called a Rogue-Like

ToME is a roguelike, fuck off

you can't savescum your way through them like every other single player game

Because I got burnt out making a wildfire archmage and doing the basic dungeons for the hundredth time before dying again to something stupid.

1) Not a roguelike
2) Good and fun game regardless
3) Lack of a "free-play do whatever you fucking want with no story bullshit" mode sucks

Its amazing how much fun this still is even after 8 years.

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Anyone who praises this game hasn't played it for more than 6 hours, once you've figured it out it becomes incredibly formulaic and shallow, would have been better off as a real survival game instead of throwing some dumb story at you

But the "story" is part of what makes it so good, along with the realness of the gameplay. Yes randomly generated infinite mode would be cool, but there is nothing keeping you from ignoring all the lore and just fucking off in the woods. I got about 70 hours in it and still enjoy playing and still haven't beat it

>I got about 70 hours in it and still enjoy playing and still haven't beat it
how? you discover the unchanging list of items you need to survive, you get those items and you're pretty much invincible save from an unlucky night encounter then you can just walk around the map doing whatever the hell you want surviving indefinitely

It's ok user, you'll figure it out eventually.

Can't say the same about your PTSD over words.

What is the best looking rouguelike?

It's a top down shooter with option to do 2 player co-op. You can choose between 4 classes, each has different perks, bonuses and starting gear. Like a close range shotgun tank, long range sniper rogue, etc. You can customize your starting loadout how you like. Some perks are randomly buffed each day, making them stronger and providing incentive to try new combos, if you want. There not much of items that completely change your gameplay or synergize with each other making something ridiculous, most pickups are damage upgrades, like auto rockets, saws, lazers. But there's summoning items, traps, buffs, defensive ones, lifestealing, mind control, and more stuff that I've not yet unlocked. There's quite alot.
Most variety probably comes from weapons, more like in a Gungeon. Here there are less crazy ones, but they can be of 15+ variants that change their stats and may grant some bonuses like regenerating ammo, heat-seaking, life-drain, ammo types. You can get anything from nailguns to lazer-barrage cannons. After some playtime you can assign 3 tokens to weapons and items, increasing or decreasing their drop chances.
The most hated thing in the game is reloading system. You need to manually eject the magazine and then manually reload it, with clicking into active reload window if you want the buffs. Ejected ammo is lost. If you're annoyed by this - you can disable it in difficulty options. There's 10 modifiers, each increasing difficulty in some way, but giving some buff and increased XP and money gain.
It runs at 240fps for one.

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game is shit
fucking nothing to do at all

>Start a new game of CDDA
>Spawn in the middle of nowhere with two nearby 'towns' of about four houses each
>Walk into the middle of one of them, first zombie I see is a shocker brute
>Jump into the nearest car and hotwire it with a screwdriver I found
>Decide to ram the brute
>Get thrown through the windshield on impact towards the nearest wall

>Watch the last moments of your life...? (Y/N)

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>tfw I know what's in the expansion
>tfw everyone will know such horrors

Buy my game.

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I like Dungeon Crawl Stone Soup.

I've probably got more roguelikes on my PC than you've even heard of...I'm shit at the genre, though.

slay the spire is really fun. (Not a roguelike I know fuck off)

Give me an intermediate rundown

i need to make a better realm of the mad god
but how

Make it an actual multiplayer roguelike

What's wrong with him aside from his game being shitty?

and what does that mean

I was playing this yesterday and have always wanted to see a thread about it!
I got to level 50 as a necromancer and got bursted from 1300 to -500 in one round, and got fucked out of endgame. :/

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Is it even possible to beat the game as something like Bulwark?

maybe you could make one that actually plays at more than 3fps on super computers

I don't know

well obviously

Still waiting for them to finish Caves Of Qud.

But it was never properly finished...

This. TOME is so repetitive and its audience doesnt seem to mind.

Caves of Qud

Just won an 8 runer

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I would still play this game if they didn't remove features from it every other week.

find a version you enjoy and stick with it. .21 isnt too bad

What features did they ever remove? why would they even do that.

does df count

wanted to play these but how do i get over the shitty graphics? especially in DF with the awful UI.

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Just play them for a long time
I've found games to be bearable as long as they have tiles, but I don't find Caves of Qud too bad

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download a tileset
makes it much easier to play

cud pretty god damn good

Tell me user

hide post or report. gee thanks user!