Why are the toons in this game so fucking ugly?
Why are the toons in this game so fucking ugly?
Wyatt Thompson
Camden Parker
>toons
fag
Levi Anderson
It's called Splatoon. They are toons.
Adrian Ward
Splatoon is a play in splat and platoon
Anthony Howard
>toons splat one another
??
Mason Ortiz
You play as toons in a platoon and splat one another.
Nathan Barnes
No, you play as squids.
Grayson Perry
Cartoon squids.
David Harris
>Made in Japan
>toons
Charles Young
Yes, and?
Noah White
user, those are anime squids. Far superior to any cartoon squid.
Michael Roberts
No. Who the fuck calls video game characters "toons"?
Leo Brooks
Yo ho ho Marcus Phoenix is such a toon!
Thomas Jones
Nobody, except when they are toons like in Splatoon. Splat toon.
Juan Watson
They aren't.
Cameron Edwards
Cause it's a game for children not for overweight sex peprived pedophiles such as youself
Xavier Moore
Fucking Gaijin
Carter Cox
No user.
Splat platoon.
Leo Reed
That's not a Splatoon character and therefore not a toon.
Logan Bennett
But they are all very cute, aside from Pearl who looks like a snot-nosed little bratty gremlin.
Nicholas Johnson
That's ridiculous, it's Splatoon, not Splatplatoon.
Ethan James
This is a terrible thread that should've never been made, OP.
David Mitchell
>What is a portmanteau
Blake Nelson
Pearl is beautiful and deserves to be treated with respect.
Sebastian Baker
They're not portmanteaus, they're squids.
Joseph King
"toon" is really old mmo slang, it refers to one's player character. I don't know exactly when it started but it was definitely a thing at least as far back as everquest in '99
it definitely hasn't been in common usage for years, though.
Julian Green
It's a portmanteau of splat and toon.
Lincoln Edwards
You're such a toon.
John Long
I want to portmanteau Marina and my dick.
Luis Barnes
Henry Young
Brody Evans
toon
Nathaniel Baker
TOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONS?!?!
Anthony Rogers
REMEMBER ME, EDDIE? WHEN I KILLED YOUR BROTHER?
Benjamin Thomas
fucking damn it
Adrian Cruz
I SOUNDED JUST.......LIKE.......THIIIIIIIIIIIISSSSSSSSSS
Leo Bell
"talked"
Gavin Ward
>toons
Christopher Reyes
>Splat toon
Kayden Nguyen
He's a fucking minion.
Aaron Evans
>Games!
Blake Allen
Minions can be sexy too.
Sebastian Rivera
I don't know how to feel about this, my body is so confused
Nathaniel Myers
>toons
EL AMERICANO
Angel Hill
>Email!
Chase Adams
Why do you have such shit taste?
Blake Murphy
I'm gonna need you to never post that gain user.