Don’t mind me, my name is Detective Pikachu and I love three things: coffee...

Don’t mind me, my name is Detective Pikachu and I love three things: coffee, pussy and being babby’s first adventure mystery game because your 10 year old child is obviously too young for the child murder in the Danganronpa series and too young to comprehend the challenging court cases for the Phoenix Wright series.

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>phoenix wright
>challenging

the hardest part of the game is the time it takes to actually get to a court battle

op, are you trying to tell me pokemon is for children?

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A lot of the choices are bullshit during the trials, especially when you are already know the answer but it wants to do to stuff in this exact particular way

>Pokemon Mystery Dungeon died for this

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Out of every game to pick from, you choose to challenge pikachu in a detective hat?

I want a sequel where Pikachu fights for his humanlike rights such as the right to marry, to drive, and so forth, since he can talk and all.

>died

This is an old game that just got localized/updated.

It did?

We are getting ever closer to an official adaptation.

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So you want Ted 2 with Pokémon?

But a vidya

>random fucking game comes out
>Some faggot always cries that another game series almost entirely unrelated died now

>Danganronpa is a mature series for a mature person such as myself
How to spot an underage. Look at that, I'm a regular Sherlock Holmes.

Danganronpa is goofy as hell, but I wouldn't call it a kid's game.

I went blind from the severe eye roll.
Danganronpa is stupid as fuck and it loves it. Using it as an example for anything serious is absolutely retarded and is just insulting to everyone involved.

I wish PW was ever challenging.

>Pokemon game
>designed for children

Stop the fucking presses, OP's faggotry is on to something.

That's the reason I quit playing Ace Attorney

>babby's first adventure game
>mentions weeb shit from the last decade instead of Broken Sword or Lucas Arts games

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I EAT GARBAGE

Listen here you jaded fucking cock muncher

I remember being a fucking child myself, not many details mind you, but I do remember that I wasn't capable of grasping all the information that I am now. It's only natural that fucking children won't be able to process the same games in the same ways adults can, that's part of growing up you dipfuck

I remember the very first jrpg I ever played, super mario rpg. I was a fuckin kid and didn't give a shit about min maxing numbers of playing the absolute best way with the absolute best party. Fuck I didn't even understand the concept of increasing my FP or any other stats outside of hp.

It didn't fucking matter though, because the game was delecately balanced in such a way as to cater to every playstyle, whether or not you were hardcore and knew what the hell you were doing or if you were a damn kid. Nowadays I can enjoy the full gamut of jrpgs, and have fond memories of one of the very first games I ever played

Not every game has to be catered to you specifically. If you have a problem with that then go fuck yourself and kiss my ass.

>challenging court cases for the Phoenix Wright series

You literally just click around a screen to find the hidden pixel the game wants you to grab and simple trial and error can get you through all of the cases even if you're blind and retarded.

Children can handle dangaronpa just fine. They just shouldn't because it's shit.

I think you might be retarded.

I don’t know anyone that young playing DR.

But user, didn't you know that every single game Intelligent Systems puts out needs to be shamed for not being Advance Wars?
HOW FUCKING DARE THEY

>You're a loose cannon Pikachu!
>One more stunt like that and I'll have your badge and gun
I thought it was a little extreme when Pikachu was torturing that drug dealer for a lead

This isn't even a case of different games being made by the same company. Detective Pikachu is made by a completely different developer from Mystery Dungeon.

Someone needs to put more waifu characters in the next Advance Wars

>Danganronpa
>implying that it's good and not just edgy teenage angst

a lot like real life, you really think people don't know 99% of the time if the accused actually did the crime