If you had one, what video game would you use your "going into games" machine on?
If you had one, what video game would you use your "going into games" machine on?
Jacob Ward
Daniel Bell
Probably something really cringey and anime.
Fuck this gay earth.
Jaxon Morales
To meet mah waif
Nicholas Walker
Pokemon. Which specific game? Maybe Black2 I guess.
Ian Gutierrez
Post the picture.
Leo Howard
Violated Heroin
Jonathan Edwards
can i create my character?
if so, world of warcraft
if it can't, pokemon
Nathan Morris
Neptunia if I want to be happy
Shadowrun if I wan't to have fun
Lincoln Davis
Delicious Monster Girls AND the potential to grow extremely strong. There literally cannot be a better world to live in.
Justin Scott
Artificial Acadamy 2, it's pretty much a no brainer if you have a dick.
Asher Jackson
Easy choice if I get gravity powers.
And still a great choice if I don't.
Cooper Wright
came here to post this
Jackson Taylor
Disgaea would be a fun game world to visit.
Austin Perry
Ill go into the one piece world.
Eli Smith
Skies of arcaida
Ayden Price
Harvest Moon 64 or friends of mineral town, and maybe try to get a harem.
Connor Young
There are so many good picks for something like that. I guess
>Pikmin for fun
>Katawa Shoujo for sexy times
Robert Young
>think about ruling the world as a innocent child
>become a prinny after death
Fuck as a human Disgaea sounds like the worst universe
Brandon Fisher
probably a mainline SMT game so i can just fucking die
Landon Davis
Pokemon by far. Adventuran, catchan, fallan in love with cute pokegirls. What's not to love?
Michael Bell
Pokemon, definitely.
Lincoln Diaz
DDLC so Monika and I can be happy together
Xavier Gomez
Just focus on training your ass off and fight demons until you become one. It worked out fine for Priere.
Jaxson Evans
Gotta get that monado. Pull me a zanza.
Carson Anderson
If I can use my "going into games machine" on FFXIV AND take control of my character Avatar, I'd do that.
Otherwise, Pokemon.
If I feel particularly suicidal, Monster Hunter.
Daniel Myers
But Priere isn't happy.
Carson Wilson
This. Gamindustri, here I fucking come.
Plus the game is meta enough that the characters would probably be sapient.
William Baker
ARMS
James Cruz
Well she didn't really expect that to happen. You, on the other hand, know what will happen and will not have to worry about dying anytime soon as your new demon form more or less means you'll live another ten thousand years.
Henry Bell
Jose Morgan
Lincoln Cook
fuck Arin for not fighting the aliens
Nicholas Anderson
he's being such a retarded faggot, even more so than normal
Luis Diaz
Tetris so i can be crushed by bricks
Christopher Sanchez
Banned from Equestria (daily)
Josiah Diaz
Old School RuneScape
Logan Myers
>pokegirls
Funny way of spelling Pokemon
Jackson Johnson
>Pokemon
Thats a funny way of spelling pokemen.
Cameron Cruz
Awwwe yeeaaaahh
Aaron Richardson
pokemon or monster hunter
Austin Myers
Zero Escape and end up getting killed in the apocalypse
Owen Collins
Easton Brooks
Rune factory.
Jayden Sullivan
maybe even dark souls, it's depressing but in a stable way
Michael Anderson
See I always figured Pokemon, but if I go into that world, is it just like how the anime/games portray it?(Little to) No crime? Are Pokemon mostly docile and harmless like in the anime? I don't want to get into the world, piss off a Tyranitar and immediately die. If game/anime rules applied, then definitely pokemon
Isaiah Flores
Maybe .Hack
Jack Garcia
pokemon
Andrew Richardson
Haven't played either ni no kuni yet but they would probably be good blind choices
Jaxon Mitchell
World of Warcraft and fuck Night elves and Draenei all day long.
Jace Phillips
>start thinking about this too hard
>realize no matter what game world you go into you can easily be fucked
I'd be inclined to choose a fantasy world where I can go full chunni but what if I get made into some joe shmo and end off worse then I am?
Austin Walker
Pokemon all the way. Get to interact and train with interesting creatures, duke it out in friendly battles with locals, make tons of friends, traveling all the time, everyone is pretty damn attractive, plus what's the worst problems they have, not counting very specific weird pokemon? Oh no, mafia took over a radio station. Like, just send in half-decent trainer and you're done. Oh no, some dumbass wants to flood the world. Guess I'll just beat him up like all the others.
Alexander Hernandez
You'd probably have the same tools at your disposal to git gud like everyone else in that setting. If you need to train, train. If you need resources, farm monsters/gathering points. Only downside is you wouldn't have continues, so don't fuck up.
Tyler Scott
Splatoon/Splatoon 2, on the condition I get to be a squidkid.
Ryder Perry
Then Pokemon is the safest bet.
I'd rather take Digimon or SMT but they have much higher stakes and I am afraid of failure.
Brandon Gonzalez
>Choose Pokemon.
>Rival is Chad Thundercock.
>He's always at least 20 levels higher than me and always has the type that's super effective against my Pokemon.
>I picked Charmander as my first Pokemon.
>It's start torrential raining as soon as I hit the first route.
>Get jumped on by a horde of Pikachu's super charged by the rain.
>Have to make a choice between myself dying or my Charmander fighting in the rain.
>Choose to try and save my life with Charmander.
>The Pikachus take turns zapping him as his flame slowly dies in the rain as I make a run for back to my hometown.
>Make it back soaking wet and on the verge of tears.
>Tell my mom about what happened.
>She gives me a disgusted look as she dawns on the realization that I just killed my first Pokemon ever.
>She says it's alright to stay here so long as I start paying rent somehow.
>Can't do it because how can I when I have no Pokemon to win battles with or do jobs.
>Eventually get thrown out and become homeless.
>Chad Thundercock shows back up to the town and gets praises and congratulations as he's the new champion.
>He takes pity on me and says I can live with his sister but only if she can record me sucking off his Pokemon whenever they go into heat.
>I of course, agree and thus spend the rest of my days sucking off grotesque Pokemon cocks as his sister laughs and berates me on a daily basis.
Yea. No thanks, I'd never go to the Pokemon world.
Xavier Jenkins
These two, or maybe earthbound if I get cool PSI powers
Easton James
>hohoho mister t
>u think u can just beat me uo like that
>well ur going to have to fite all my pokemon heeheeheehee
>and guess what
>i just got done raping them and their excited
Adrian Jones
The fuck is with this scenario? That seems like worst case across the board. Why would you lose that badly? Just catch a new one in the wild. You don't even need a pokemon to do that if you're careful. Build up your team, build up your resources. Get back on your feet. It's not hard if you try.
Jason Peterson
Namco X Capcom.
My balls would be empty by the end of the day.
Blake Johnson
I always thought the Earthbound scenario would be super freaky in real life.
>go on a journey away from home
>immediately get into fights
>birds attack you
>dogs attack you
>snakes attack you
>everyone wants to fucking murder you because a nightmarish psychic being from the future is influencing their minds
>get into a fight with an entire gang
>the police don't do shit
And don't get me started on the explosive trees.
Aiden Cox
Friendly reminder, NPCs in the game world won't even act like you exist, so there's no risk to you at all, no matter what you choose, you can fondle and fuck whoever or whatever as much as you like without any reaction from them.
Isaiah Taylor
Unteralterbach
Christian Cook
Good taste, though that ending was shit. Shame that guy will never make anything else like that.
Grayson Peterson
If you want to hyper-analyze shit like that, then you wouldn't be able to fuck anything because none of them have orifices. At best they have mouths but they probably only go two inches deep and would not be able to provide any suction at all. Even porn games wouldn't work because the animations in those are just clipping, not real penetration.
So yeah, have fun living a lonely existence masturbating onto statues for eternity.
Ethan Cox
I'm not hyper-analyzing anything, that's just how it actually works according to the original poster
Ayden Ortiz
Silent Hill
Xavier Miller
pokemon sun and moon
Austin Campbell
If you'd replace the main character then the game which has a horny 6 year old who lusts after you.
Grayson Hill
Neptunia for funsies and cute girls everywhere.
Underrail for my spelunking needs, then I'll die to a Crawler or pack of Burrowers.
Landon Cruz
POST THE PASTA
Blake Williams
Romani there is making me want to say Zelda. Maybe BotW's Hyrule after Ganon's defeat. Or living with Romani and Cremia after Termina is saved... that sounds good.
I think Pokemon would be great, as a child in-setting. Being forced to grow up in that setting would suck.
Julian Richardson
>morrowind for cool setting and unique aesthetics
>realize my life would most probably be shit or I would get killed by literally anything
>Bravely default for Edea and comfy fantasy world
>but its fucking depressing and, again, high chance to be in one of the multiple timelines/dimensions that get destroyed
Gotta be FF:tactics advance. Ivalice and Clans are pretty much the perfect adventuring life. Plus interesting races, architecture and tech.
Jaxon King
Would this mean that I can do more than what the game actually offers?
Say I went into one of the Fallout or Elder Scrolls games, am I stuck in a single region or could I visit anywhere beyond that?
Julian Cooper
What about when this motherfucker shows up?
Benjamin Thomas
You know I'd be more inclined to believe that Marle was a villain if every single one of her friends didn't act like an absolute cunt and asshole towards her the first chance they got.
Marle was right, fuck those faggots if they can't keep their own ego in check then they deserve to be fucked over.
Juan Morris
Solatorobo.
John Wright
Inazuma Eleven
Christian Green
Gravity Rush.
I want to be Kat's SIDEKICK. She gives me strength already, imagine how powerful i would become standing next to her.
I want fight for justice, enough despair. I'll find a way to fly.
Angel Brown
>death is such a minor inconvenience that it is constantly shrugged off and swept by the wayside
>everything is explained with "fuckin science" except on Halloween in which case it's "fuckin magic"
>everyone is pretty dumb so I'll fit right in
>physics
>everyone is rich and making money is super easy
>infinite supply of sandwiches, energy drinks, bananas, coffee, steak, fried chicken, full course dinner, beer as well as plenty of other alcoholic beverages
>cute fried chicken hos
>never have to wear the same clothes twice because there are so many options
David Lewis
FFTA is basically made for this.
As for Morrowind. Depends how much of myknowledge of it is correct.
I might be a useless fetcher who cant fight for shit.
but i know where to get lal the good shit, i know all the things about the world.
Austin Johnson
league of legends
being a cool champ that fights all day? hell yes
Nathaniel Thompson
Touhou, dangerous but the potential of power is borderline infinite.
Caleb Gutierrez
>I turn her offer down cause I aint into that degenerate shit
Hunter Lee
>tfw you don't like any games where you can live a nice, wholesome life free of care
fuck, I guess I'd go with morrowind then and be a merchant or something? preferrably a fishmonger so I can takei t easy and fish all day
Grayson Flores
Xenoblade X
>Explore an alien world full of unique wildlife, literally out of this world with near invulnerability thanks to your robotic body (assuming you spawn in as a mimeosome)
>If you don't have a mimeosome you can still eat pizza, watch FrontierNav (National Geographic IN SPACE) and talk to weird aliens about shit and nut inside of Elma and Celica's alien cervixes until they get knocked up
Kevin Carter
Artificial Academy 2
Logan Ramirez
Probably get a disease and die. Might be killer bacteria.
Adrian Jackson
when i had a "going into games" machine - this woulve been early 2006- i used to go into majoras mask A LOT and one of my fav things to do was fondle romani at the ranch. one of the great things about fondling video games characters is they don't fight back or struggle because they don't recognise u as a player character..it's like you dont exist. but let me tell you, she smelled like SHIT. in fact everybody in that game did..I got used to it after a while but that first moment when i smelt romani up close..i was almost sick. she looks clean & nice when you see her on television but when ur there stood next to her its a different story. The machine was stolen in the end and im kinda glad. it had started to take over my life
Aiden Ward
>ctrl + f DoA
>0 results found
FOR SHAME
Carson Cook
Yes this is going into archives