Starcraft

>starcraft
>you can't actually craft stars

>dark souls
>none of the souls are dark

>Sea of Theives
>You don't actually theive the sea

>Risk of rain
>There is actually no risk related to, in any way or shape of rain.

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>op
>can't think of oc

But the dark soul of man is literally a black ghost looking thing.

>Sup Forums - Video Games
>is a board for politics and memes you can't let go of

> Minecraft
> You mine, craft, and craft mines

> Team Fortress
> There are teams, and a fortress

> Grand Theft Auto
> You steal cars

> Simcity
> It's a simulated city

> World of Tanks
> It's a world full of tanks

> Fallout 4
> You fall out of the fucking world

>Starcraft.
>It has stars and starships.

>Dark Souls.
>Literally you are tiny fragment of the Dark Soul.

>Sea of Thieves.
>Shit game.

>Risk of Rain.
>It's how it's called when there is an airplane accident and shit falls from the sky.

>Sup Forums
>You don't get to talk about video games

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>day of defeat
>you can win

>dark souls
>None of the souls are dark
except for the literal fucking Dark Soul that the whole game is about retard

Only two of those work, in dark souls there actually are dark souls, and the title Sea of Theives in no way implies you will be stealing the sea even in the "jokingly take this super literally" sense.

>Sea of Theives
>You don't actually theive the sea
Wrong you double nigger
Its a Sea full of Theives

>bloodborne
>you dont play as aids

>fortnite
>games last 15 minutes and not 2 weeks

>Battleborn
>Dead before its even out

>Fallout 4
>You fall out of the fucking world

Underrated post

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I see I'm not the only one bored as shit this morning

I did.

>warcraft
>war is not a material object and therefore cannot be crafted

>Switch
>Can't switch off the buyer's regret
>PlayStation
>No plays arrive at the station
>Xbox
>Not a box and not shaped like an X
>GameCube
>Not a game and not shaped like a cube
>Windows
>No curtains

>Sid Meier's Civilization
>You can't make a civilization as Sid Meier

>Can't switch off the buyer's regret
Fuck you got me kek

spotted the LHB user

>Skyrim
>Not a single rim in the sky

YOUR MOVE MR LAWMAN

Stop using LHB.

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>Silent Hill
>The town is mostly flat, and there's constant moaning and screeching metal

>Haunting Ground
>It's a bunch of living people in a castle

>Dead or Alive
>Nobody dies

>Ys
>The letter Y bears no significance in the game